tiphaggard
@tiphaggard.bsky.social
an if you could stop me you would have already,
so shakespearean
so shakespearean
hey can someone tell me what is happening
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
hey can someone tell me what is happening
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
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HAVING A GREAT TIME. WEATHER IS GOOD BUT IT WAS RAINING THIS MORNING. GOING TO SEE MOTORHEAD TONIGHT.
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
HAVING A GREAT TIME. WEATHER IS GOOD BUT IT WAS RAINING THIS MORNING. GOING TO SEE MOTORHEAD TONIGHT.
all this epstrain must be hell on ol donnys poor ticker
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
all this epstrain must be hell on ol donnys poor ticker
naw, whatcha got here is your classic Aramaic infestation. easy to miss unless ya seen it before. long story short we’re gonna need to notify the church but them exorcists got a three month waitlist, at least
Should I start to worry if the gooey substance leaking through my walls is whispering in Latin?
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
naw, whatcha got here is your classic Aramaic infestation. easy to miss unless ya seen it before. long story short we’re gonna need to notify the church but them exorcists got a three month waitlist, at least
plur1bus isn’t afraid to ask the hard questions like should we doordash a hand grenade. and given that, what then could we not doordash
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
plur1bus isn’t afraid to ask the hard questions like should we doordash a hand grenade. and given that, what then could we not doordash
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get thee behind me, butthead
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
get thee behind me, butthead
get thee behind me, butthead
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
get thee behind me, butthead
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I'm not worried about Trump. The Democrats have proven that the president does not have the power to make large changes. There will be some incremental tinkering with numbers at the margins, but mostly it will be business as usual. The ship of state turns slowly.
February 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm not worried about Trump. The Democrats have proven that the president does not have the power to make large changes. There will be some incremental tinkering with numbers at the margins, but mostly it will be business as usual. The ship of state turns slowly.
crynge
It ys a such challenging, turbulent, scarye tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum small moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
crynge
LET US THROW THE MUSTY BITCH CHUCK SCHUMER INTO THE POND AND BE DONE WITH IT
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
LET US THROW THE MUSTY BITCH CHUCK SCHUMER INTO THE POND AND BE DONE WITH IT
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where are we on throwing this musty bitch into a pond. do we at least have the pond lined up
Chuck Schumer: I think I have the overwhelming support of my caucus and so many of the members thanked me and said you did what you thought was courageous, and we respect it. I think my caucus and I are in sync and everyone knew what I was doing and respected it.
(CNN - March 14, 2025)
(CNN - March 14, 2025)
March 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
where are we on throwing this musty bitch into a pond. do we at least have the pond lined up
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throw this musty bitch into a pond like the villain at the end of a summer camp movie. film it like one too
Chuck Schumer finally released a statement on Mahmoud Khalil, beginning with a condemnation not of his arrest, but of him
March 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
throw this musty bitch into a pond like the villain at the end of a summer camp movie. film it like one too
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I’m gonna pick this man up by the scruff of his neck and throw him into the goddamn pond
Schumer on funding deadline: If Republicans choose the path of 'Do what we say or go to hell,' then they will be the ones paving the bitter road that leads toward a government shutdown. And we Democrats will not accept that.We will not enable Republicans' carnage of this country.
September 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m gonna pick this man up by the scruff of his neck and throw him into the goddamn pond
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fuck you!!! fuck you!!! me and my friends are gonna throw your ass in a pond!!!
Schumer: "If he defies the Supreme Court, then we are in uncharted territory ... our entire democracy is at risk. I believe that if Donald Trump should defy the courts, the public will rise up. Democrats will fight it in every single way ... autocrats only succeed if the public lets them."
March 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
fuck you!!! fuck you!!! me and my friends are gonna throw your ass in a pond!!!
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what if pyramid head removed his pyramid head and underneath was the head of richard kind
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
what if pyramid head removed his pyramid head and underneath was the head of richard kind
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vegeta doing a double-take so fast it generates light and heat:
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
vegeta doing a double-take so fast it generates light and heat:
vegeta doing a double-take so fast it generates light and heat:
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
vegeta doing a double-take so fast it generates light and heat:
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great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time
great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time
great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time
yeah lady. that’s why he’s the worst
"A vile creature. The worst thing on the face of the earth."
Former Speaker of the House Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) didn't mince her words when asked about the president in an interview with CNN. Watch—
Former Speaker of the House Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) didn't mince her words when asked about the president in an interview with CNN. Watch—
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
yeah lady. that’s why he’s the worst
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“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”
cuck schumer go home
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
cuck schumer go home
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Simply banking on being a "good enough" alternative in 2026 and 2028 might get the democrats back into power but without any meaningful change after that point, the end result is going to be frustrated sentiment pingponging back,to the effect of someone like Nick Fuentes being president in 2033.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Simply banking on being a "good enough" alternative in 2026 and 2028 might get the democrats back into power but without any meaningful change after that point, the end result is going to be frustrated sentiment pingponging back,to the effect of someone like Nick Fuentes being president in 2033.