tiphaggard
@tiphaggard.bsky.social
an if you could stop me you would have already,
so shakespearean
so shakespearean
vegeta doing a double-take so fast it generates light and heat:
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
vegeta doing a double-take so fast it generates light and heat:
great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time
great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time
our commune's been monitoring the Halloween spirit for like, a really long time, and we're grokking some super-weird junk
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
our commune's been monitoring the Halloween spirit for like, a really long time, and we're grokking some super-weird junk
a truly inspiring story
October 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
a truly inspiring story
I know y’all wanna see the monster trucks from the skylift. here you filthy animals
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I know y’all wanna see the monster trucks from the skylift. here you filthy animals
went to the state fair. saw a monster truck show while riding a skylift. smelled farm smells as baby chicks hatched and stumbled through their first steps. heard an auctioneer close bidding at $19,000 for a state champion steer. ate a bright red footlong and rode the crazy mouse. also, derek lawson:
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
went to the state fair. saw a monster truck show while riding a skylift. smelled farm smells as baby chicks hatched and stumbled through their first steps. heard an auctioneer close bidding at $19,000 for a state champion steer. ate a bright red footlong and rode the crazy mouse. also, derek lawson:
we did the Monster mash
October 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
we did the Monster mash
the outside of one of the places I work continues to be aesthetically pleasing at dusk
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the outside of one of the places I work continues to be aesthetically pleasing at dusk
this month’s catch:
October 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
this month’s catch:
the monster after victor gives him his first bite of fully loaded bratwurst:
October 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the monster after victor gives him his first bite of fully loaded bratwurst:
Zevon napped so hard he produced a non-euclidian Drool
September 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Zevon napped so hard he produced a non-euclidian Drool
2 minutes of a woodpecker goin ham on a pine tree
September 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
2 minutes of a woodpecker goin ham on a pine tree
I love a good sardine, but I haven’t had much else. looking to expand my horizons and eat healthier, much like Bean Year. here’s what’s on offer this month
September 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I love a good sardine, but I haven’t had much else. looking to expand my horizons and eat healthier, much like Bean Year. here’s what’s on offer this month
if you shoot at the king, you best not miss…
September 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
if you shoot at the king, you best not miss…
back, and to the alt-right
September 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
back, and to the alt-right
landlord cut back the ol’ shade bush right next to our porch, despite my request to not do that. birds and cicadas hung out there as recently as this week. saw a nest there, once. now I gotta deal with the sun/streetlamp while seated beside this saruman-ass blasphemy. look how they massacred my boy
September 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
landlord cut back the ol’ shade bush right next to our porch, despite my request to not do that. birds and cicadas hung out there as recently as this week. saw a nest there, once. now I gotta deal with the sun/streetlamp while seated beside this saruman-ass blasphemy. look how they massacred my boy
sane men could never
September 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
sane men could never