Timurid
@timurid.bsky.social
I got a PhD in Dungeons and Dragons.
It went just as well as you would expect.
It went just as well as you would expect.
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Timurid
@timurid.bsky.social
· Mar 17
Haberman's Razor: If someone acts to enable white supremacists, the logical conclusion is that the actor is a white supremacist.
Melania not having fun in the gold mine right now...
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Melania not having fun in the gold mine right now...
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Critical support to NATO in its struggle against NATO imperialism. No blood for a base we already have.
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Critical support to NATO in its struggle against NATO imperialism. No blood for a base we already have.
Did that tomato die of dysentery?
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Did that tomato die of dysentery?
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Not totally implausible.
January 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Not totally implausible.
The real Ram Ranch
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The real Ram Ranch
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Embolism tonight? Embolism tonight, Queen?
Clot today?
January 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Embolism tonight? Embolism tonight, Queen?
Bitchmade.
❤️🔥Tory sources confirm that Nadhim Zahawi made approaches to senior members of Kemi Badenoch's team about getting a peerage just weeks before defecting to Reform UK - but was turned down.
January 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Bitchmade.
Trump is the real life version of the Bond villain who built an earthquake machine. Meet his demands or face a multi-billion dollar disaster...
My guess is that they're going to do this to one medium sized city every few weeks and see what the threat of doing that lets them get out of state and local governments
What ICE/BP is doing to Minneapolis is awful.
And it's taking everything they have. By population, Minneapolis is America's 45th largest city.
Keep both in mind at once: the regime's desire for authoritarian domination is bottomless, and they'll act on it, but their capacity to do so is limited.
And it's taking everything they have. By population, Minneapolis is America's 45th largest city.
Keep both in mind at once: the regime's desire for authoritarian domination is bottomless, and they'll act on it, but their capacity to do so is limited.
January 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Trump is the real life version of the Bond villain who built an earthquake machine. Meet his demands or face a multi-billion dollar disaster...
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
The Powell news cycle lasted less than 12 hours.
Just how cooked are we?
Just how cooked are we?
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
The Powell news cycle lasted less than 12 hours.
Just how cooked are we?
Just how cooked are we?
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Pam Bondi is going to announce tomorrow that Jerome Powell tried to ram Donald Trump with his car
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Pam Bondi is going to announce tomorrow that Jerome Powell tried to ram Donald Trump with his car
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It's so cool how they made King Charles I 2, the exact nightmare of the founding generation real
TRUMP: CREDIT CARD COMPANIES WILL BE IN VIOLATION OF LAW IF THEY DON’T COMPLY BY JAN 20 ON INTEREST RATE CAP
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
It's so cool how they made King Charles I 2, the exact nightmare of the founding generation real
If that guy had driven THIS to the Iran protest he'd be fine...
January 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
If that guy had driven THIS to the Iran protest he'd be fine...
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Somebody let me know when Tom Pennies logs in to tell us all to stop whining...
January 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Somebody let me know when Tom Pennies logs in to tell us all to stop whining...
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Also, it is called the Donald J. Trump Federal Reserve Bank, now.
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Also, it is called the Donald J. Trump Federal Reserve Bank, now.
An area... where the temperature is... somewhat lower.
This is extraordinary. I can’t think of a single Fed statement this defiant — ever. The Fed works through open consensus building and when it must, quiet, patient resistance. I cannot stress how bad things are that Jay Powell is saying these things out loud.
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
An area... where the temperature is... somewhat lower.
Bond markets tomorrow...
a large cruise ship with a lot of people on board
ALT: a large cruise ship with a lot of people on board
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Bond markets tomorrow...
The centrist mafia will raise enough money for this guy to build a Mars colony and it won't matter because he has the charisma of a norovirus.
Rahm Emanuel is coming — whether Democrats like it or not.
Rahm Emanuel targets GOP and Dems as he tests 2028 campaign for president
The former Chicago mayor wants to lead a post-Trump "renewal wing" of the Democratic Party.
www.axios.com
January 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The centrist mafia will raise enough money for this guy to build a Mars colony and it won't matter because he has the charisma of a norovirus.
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I drew this remix of the old meme because I find myself constantly annoyed
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I drew this remix of the old meme because I find myself constantly annoyed
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Seems like the people who deified Charlie Kirk don’t recognize a turning point when they see it.
January 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Seems like the people who deified Charlie Kirk don’t recognize a turning point when they see it.