Timurid
@timurid.bsky.social
I got a PhD in Dungeons and Dragons.
It went just as well as you would expect.
It went just as well as you would expect.
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Timurid
@timurid.bsky.social
· Mar 17
Haberman's Razor: If someone acts to enable white supremacists, the logical conclusion is that the actor is a white supremacist.
To be fair, the Death Star laser saw a lot of action in the Old Testament...
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
To be fair, the Death Star laser saw a lot of action in the Old Testament...
FUCK.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
FUCK.
Come and See (1985)
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Come and See (1985)
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
My job? Problematic wage gap.
Crossing the Spanish border from France on a train? Problematic gage gap.
Friend can't make it to the D and D session this week, and you really need those spells: problematic mage gap
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My job? Problematic wage gap.
Apparently Kamala's second act is becoming a pirate...
Oh boy a live action remake of a Disney movie but instead of nice animation it’s people acting in front of digital backgrounds that look like dogshit!
youtu.be/QKYFfYLe5rs?...
youtu.be/QKYFfYLe5rs?...
Moana | Official Teaser
YouTube video by Disney
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Apparently Kamala's second act is becoming a pirate...
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so it turns out qanon was like McCarthyism in that like 90% of the country was spying for the Russians and they somehow managed to accuse the other 10%
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
so it turns out qanon was like McCarthyism in that like 90% of the country was spying for the Russians and they somehow managed to accuse the other 10%
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The last decade in US politics
November 20, 2024 at 3:21 AM
The last decade in US politics
Show some self respect, Senator.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Show some self respect, Senator.
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If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs...
i did not see that Oshkosh cooked up a 2x2 TLAM/PAC launcher for the FMTV
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs...
Lablubles play corny music until you want to stick needles in your ears...
Labubbes are actually my new line of stuffed Jewish grandmas. They tell you that you look like you gained a bit of weight if you squeeze them.
Labubões
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Lablubles play corny music until you want to stick needles in your ears...
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I pass out early because of a week of newborn related insomnia, and I wake up to a blessed TL 🙏
June 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I pass out early because of a week of newborn related insomnia, and I wake up to a blessed TL 🙏
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the vice president attempted to do de-ba’athification of the federal workforce and now federal workers are acting like they’re riding in pick-up trucks about to capture mosul
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the vice president attempted to do de-ba’athification of the federal workforce and now federal workers are acting like they’re riding in pick-up trucks about to capture mosul
A live look at Andrew Cuomo...
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A live look at Andrew Cuomo...
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C-SPAN live look at Dershowitz:
a black and white photo of a man kneeling on a mattress
ALT: a black and white photo of a man kneeling on a mattress
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
C-SPAN live look at Dershowitz:
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Blood AND soil? In THIS economy?
October 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Blood AND soil? In THIS economy?
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
Enjoy the Russian Front, Oberst Brown...
(Axios) - Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner's campaign manager is stepping down from his position, according to two people familiar with his plans.
@axios.com #MEsen
www.axios.com/2025/10/27/g...
@axios.com #MEsen
www.axios.com/2025/10/27/g...
Graham Platner's campaign manager and longtime friend quits
Kevin Brown had started as the Maine Senate contender's campaign manager just last week.
www.axios.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Enjoy the Russian Front, Oberst Brown...
Football news or shutdown news?
WHOA HE HAS TROUBLE WITH THE SNAP
October 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Football news or shutdown news?
Time for some University of Miami football...
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Time for some University of Miami football...