Big Dumb Red Beard Guy
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This may end up being a mistake.
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
Minneapolis, that famed border town.
BREAKING: Man shot by Border Patrol during operation in Minneapolis, condition unknown
January 24, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Minneapolis, that famed border town.
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When I first saw Applebee's advertisement for the O-M-Cheeseburger, I was terrified. I trembled. I cowered. Then I opened my heart to it. Here is what it revealed to me. johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/god-cheese...
God. Cheese. Burger.
An exercise in ecstatic American theology
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 PM
When I first saw Applebee's advertisement for the O-M-Cheeseburger, I was terrified. I trembled. I cowered. Then I opened my heart to it. Here is what it revealed to me. johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/god-cheese...
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Great explainer by meteorologist Ricky Matthews, especially for folks who are not used to this kind of weather down south. Explainer in the alt text. 🧪
Source: www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...
Source: www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...
January 23, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Great explainer by meteorologist Ricky Matthews, especially for folks who are not used to this kind of weather down south. Explainer in the alt text. 🧪
Source: www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...
Source: www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...
Me singing "Let It Snow" at Christmas: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me dealing with it actually snowing in January: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me dealing with it actually snowing in January: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 24, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Me singing "Let It Snow" at Christmas: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me dealing with it actually snowing in January: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me dealing with it actually snowing in January: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
"You should take your laptop so you can work from home Monday."
Well you should come shovel my driveway Monday while also kissing the entirety of my ass.
Well you should come shovel my driveway Monday while also kissing the entirety of my ass.
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
"You should take your laptop so you can work from home Monday."
Well you should come shovel my driveway Monday while also kissing the entirety of my ass.
Well you should come shovel my driveway Monday while also kissing the entirety of my ass.
"I've never seen guys that look like unpaid child support before, that's crazy."
feel like you could invoke psychic violence on a masked ICE guy by telling him to "take off the bacteria trap face diaper" and "oh I guess this snowflake wants to invoke sharia law" and "do you wear that in the car too?? culture of fear"
January 23, 2026 at 4:53 PM
"I've never seen guys that look like unpaid child support before, that's crazy."
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Really don’t like the roaring, raging return of acceptable-for-progressives homophobia
Newsom shows off knee pads for CEOs 'selling out' to the Trump administration
Newsom shows off knee pads for CEOs 'selling out' to the Trump administration
The Governor of California showed off knee pads that he suggested were for leaders "selling out" to the Trump administration, during an interview at Davos.
cnb.cx
January 22, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Really don’t like the roaring, raging return of acceptable-for-progressives homophobia
I always thought it was a harsh lyric, but...
Short people got no reason to live.
Short people got no reason to live.
does gregory bovino (italian for bovine)'s big stupid coat make him look more like he's got a "power electronics" project or like he's got a "neo folk" project
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I always thought it was a harsh lyric, but...
Short people got no reason to live.
Short people got no reason to live.
The NFL sure does love genocide.
Enjoy the games this weekend though.
Enjoy the games this weekend though.
NFL sends mixed signals in its stance on genocide: defector.com/nfl-sends-mi...
NFL Sends Mixed Signals In Its Stance On Genocide | Defector
After a 30-6 playoff win over the Pittsburgh Steelers, Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair appeared in an ESPN postgame interview and drew national attention for the message written on his eye…
defector.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The NFL sure does love genocide.
Enjoy the games this weekend though.
Enjoy the games this weekend though.
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It’s so interesting that the comet pizza-Q-Anon folks have disappeared just as their deeply held concerns about a widespread elite child trafficking conspiracy has been proven correct
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 AM
It’s so interesting that the comet pizza-Q-Anon folks have disappeared just as their deeply held concerns about a widespread elite child trafficking conspiracy has been proven correct
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A song in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis.
January 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
A song in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis.
That better be some good jergy.
January 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
That better be some good jergy.
Sitting at my desk, reviewing serious documents.
Meanwhile, in my mind, I'm 1000% bopping to the new Kit Wilson theme:
youtu.be/4BH0hAhh9lk?...
Meanwhile, in my mind, I'm 1000% bopping to the new Kit Wilson theme:
youtu.be/4BH0hAhh9lk?...
Kit Wilson Entrance: WWE SmackDown in London, January 16, 2026
YouTube video by penta-mania
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January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Sitting at my desk, reviewing serious documents.
Meanwhile, in my mind, I'm 1000% bopping to the new Kit Wilson theme:
youtu.be/4BH0hAhh9lk?...
Meanwhile, in my mind, I'm 1000% bopping to the new Kit Wilson theme:
youtu.be/4BH0hAhh9lk?...
When it's this cold, I would give a tooth for a robot suit to keep warm.
In a polar vortex, I'd give a molar for mechs.
In a polar vortex, I'd give a molar for mechs.
January 21, 2026 at 1:13 PM
When it's this cold, I would give a tooth for a robot suit to keep warm.
In a polar vortex, I'd give a molar for mechs.
In a polar vortex, I'd give a molar for mechs.
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Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/
"Yeah, you already know what it is, man. It's your boy, MC Moist Supreme in the building, y'heard..."
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 PM
"Yeah, you already know what it is, man. It's your boy, MC Moist Supreme in the building, y'heard..."
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Better get to adoptin', morons!
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Better get to adoptin', morons!
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Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
Everything they are doing is a distraction from everything ELSE they are doing.
We can think about multiple things at the same time.
If groceries were 5th on my list right now, I'd be doing cartwheels.
We can think about multiple things at the same time.
If groceries were 5th on my list right now, I'd be doing cartwheels.
Don’t let them distract you. Trump promised lower costs – we just saw the highest grocery inflation in years.
He doesn’t care about your costs.
He doesn’t care about your costs.
January 20, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Everything they are doing is a distraction from everything ELSE they are doing.
We can think about multiple things at the same time.
If groceries were 5th on my list right now, I'd be doing cartwheels.
We can think about multiple things at the same time.
If groceries were 5th on my list right now, I'd be doing cartwheels.