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A Texas prison official in my home county told whistleblowers that he was "sick" of being Ghislaine Maxwell's "bitch," and other Maxwell Texas emails from me: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Texas prison official 'sick' of being Ghislaine Maxwell's 'b---h'
Allegations of preferential treatment at Federal Prison Camp Bryan are raising concerns.
www.chron.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A Texas prison official in my home county told whistleblowers that he was "sick" of being Ghislaine Maxwell's "bitch," and other Maxwell Texas emails from me: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
An owl tattoo might fix me
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
An owl tattoo might fix me
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hi, can you do me a favor?
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hi, can you do me a favor?
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
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For those who are unaware, Covenant House is an organization that provides immediate support services for unhoused children and children in crisis. The charity works with the Hader's Heart program and also provides assistance to LGBTQ+ children, who are more likely to experience homelessness.
Homelessness Among LGBTQ+ Youth & Gay Teens | Covenant House
LGBTQ+ youth and gay teens are 120% more likely to experience homelessness. On the streets, they can also face assault, trauma, and trafficking.
www.covenanthouse.org
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
For those who are unaware, Covenant House is an organization that provides immediate support services for unhoused children and children in crisis. The charity works with the Hader's Heart program and also provides assistance to LGBTQ+ children, who are more likely to experience homelessness.
Mirror mirror on the wall… fuck you
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Mirror mirror on the wall… fuck you
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this pops back up every so often, and i read it every single time
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
this pops back up every so often, and i read it every single time
Shoutout to all the veterans out there. We appreciate you
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Shoutout to all the veterans out there. We appreciate you
He loves his human
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
He loves his human
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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Shot in the dark: Wally’s favorite toy got disemboweled by a dog friend while I was out of town, and they don’t seem to make this anymore. Does anybody have a Zippy Paws corgi that their dog doesn’t care about that you’d be willing to rehome?
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Shot in the dark: Wally’s favorite toy got disemboweled by a dog friend while I was out of town, and they don’t seem to make this anymore. Does anybody have a Zippy Paws corgi that their dog doesn’t care about that you’d be willing to rehome?
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November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long sword
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long sword
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fifty years to the day since the Edmund Fitzgerald went down and was immortalized in song forever
"Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?" is an all time banger of a lyric
"Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?" is an all time banger of a lyric
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
fifty years to the day since the Edmund Fitzgerald went down and was immortalized in song forever
"Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?" is an all time banger of a lyric
"Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?" is an all time banger of a lyric
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THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
Arianna Sofia Veraza and her parents were driving to Sam's Club for milk, eggs and diapers yesterday when they heard helicopters and horns blaring yesterday. They had turned around to leave when a federal agent pepper-sprayed them through a car window.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/09/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/09/c...
Pepper-sprayed Berwyn family rattled after getting caught up in federal blitz
Southwest Side politicians condemned Saturday’s pepper spraying and the federal sweep of Little Village as “state-sponsored terrorism” at a news conference Sunday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
No more Halloween candy for Tim challenge begins
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
No more Halloween candy for Tim challenge begins
My daughter discovering that she can whistle to call for her cat Pork Chop is my new favorite thing. He gets so excited and literally gallops to her every time
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My daughter discovering that she can whistle to call for her cat Pork Chop is my new favorite thing. He gets so excited and literally gallops to her every time
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
Gavin is totally ok with dudes handling their junk in the bathroom and not washing their hands before heading to the produce aisle to rummage through the peaches
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Gavin is totally ok with dudes handling their junk in the bathroom and not washing their hands before heading to the produce aisle to rummage through the peaches
Perpetual allergy season with lulls in intensity
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Perpetual allergy season with lulls in intensity
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After his kickass performance at 713MusicHall, store fave Jason Isbell signed vinyl copies of 𝘍𝘰𝘹𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘯𝘰𝘸 and 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘦 10𝘵𝘩 𝘈𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. We are so excited to offer these to our customers.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•Limited to local customers
•No Holds
•One copy of each title per customer
•Limited to local customers
•No Holds
•One copy of each title per customer
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
After his kickass performance at 713MusicHall, store fave Jason Isbell signed vinyl copies of 𝘍𝘰𝘹𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘯𝘰𝘸 and 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘦 10𝘵𝘩 𝘈𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. We are so excited to offer these to our customers.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•Limited to local customers
•No Holds
•One copy of each title per customer
•Limited to local customers
•No Holds
•One copy of each title per customer