Bru
@brubaker.bsky.social
h-town, baseball freak, dumb posts, sincere posts, sincerely dumb posts. he/him
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Bru
@brubaker.bsky.social
· Oct 25
deeply funserious
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*gesturing* all of this is piss
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
*gesturing* all of this is piss
Getting offline, trying to get a bunch of things done today. Be well.
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Getting offline, trying to get a bunch of things done today. Be well.
I hope you take care of yourself and your people today, whatever that looks like for you.
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I hope you take care of yourself and your people today, whatever that looks like for you.
Fuck the horrors. All my homies hate the horrors.
January 14, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Fuck the horrors. All my homies hate the horrors.
Pew pew
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Pew pew
Lmfao get outta town. You’re gonna trust this news source?
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Lmfao get outta town. You’re gonna trust this news source?
Nothing quite inspiring like dropping your 4yo off at pre-K where they’re jamming “Eye of the Tiger.”
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Nothing quite inspiring like dropping your 4yo off at pre-K where they’re jamming “Eye of the Tiger.”
Jesus Christ man.
U.S. bobsledder Kris Horn survived a frightening ride down the track in St. Moritz, Switzerland, on Sunday, after his three teammates failed to make it into the four-man sled at the start of a World Cup race.
US bobsledder Kris Horn survives solo ride in St. Moritz, after teammates fail to get into sled
U.S. bobsledder Kris Horn survives a frightening solo ride in St. Moritz, Switzerland. On Sunday, his three teammates failed to get into the sled at the start of a World Cup race.
bit.ly
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Jesus Christ man.
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OH SNAP WE GOT A BIRTHDAY PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
OH SNAP WE GOT A BIRTHDAY PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
Masterpiece Theater
January 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Masterpiece Theater
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Because former players are talking about this and getting it wrong again: Pitch velocity is tracked on a consistent basis 2008-pres., and the avg 4sm FB has gone from 91.9 to 94.5 in that time.
It's not a tech change. It's reflecting the truth that more pitchers throw hard now.
It's not a tech change. It's reflecting the truth that more pitchers throw hard now.
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Because former players are talking about this and getting it wrong again: Pitch velocity is tracked on a consistent basis 2008-pres., and the avg 4sm FB has gone from 91.9 to 94.5 in that time.
It's not a tech change. It's reflecting the truth that more pitchers throw hard now.
It's not a tech change. It's reflecting the truth that more pitchers throw hard now.
How many iterations of this have we seen @dryvetyme.bsky.social ?
I’d still rather listed to a naked RISD kid rolling around on the floor with a mic duct taped to his face than ai bullshit
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
How many iterations of this have we seen @dryvetyme.bsky.social ?
Yo, fuck all the way outta here.
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Yo, fuck all the way outta here.
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Jim Montgomery wanted to pull Jordan Binnington after he gave up the 7th goal but they couldn't find backup Joel Hofer (United Center benches aren't big enough)
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Jim Montgomery wanted to pull Jordan Binnington after he gave up the 7th goal but they couldn't find backup Joel Hofer (United Center benches aren't big enough)
she walt on my goggins til i
January 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
she walt on my goggins til i
Loggin tha fuck off, y’all.
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Loggin tha fuck off, y’all.
Think I crushed it.
T-minus 18 minutes
Big interview tomorrow, can’t sleep.
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Think I crushed it.
T-minus 18 minutes
Big interview tomorrow, can’t sleep.
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
T-minus 18 minutes
Big interview tomorrow, can’t sleep.
January 7, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Big interview tomorrow, can’t sleep.
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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IT IS LONG PAST TIME TO KILL IT
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
IT IS LONG PAST TIME TO KILL IT
Positive posting: This angel turned four yesterday.
January 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Positive posting: This angel turned four yesterday.