timrowledge
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He not wrong
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
He not wrong
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Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
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2nd Nov. 2025 marks the 25th anniversary of the ongoing human presence off-world.
That is, humans have continuously occupied the ISS for exactly 25 years today.
So if you're <= 24 years old, you've never lived in a world where humans were *only* terrestrial-based.
Image by HEO (from above!)
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That is, humans have continuously occupied the ISS for exactly 25 years today.
So if you're <= 24 years old, you've never lived in a world where humans were *only* terrestrial-based.
Image by HEO (from above!)
🔭🧪
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
2nd Nov. 2025 marks the 25th anniversary of the ongoing human presence off-world.
That is, humans have continuously occupied the ISS for exactly 25 years today.
So if you're <= 24 years old, you've never lived in a world where humans were *only* terrestrial-based.
Image by HEO (from above!)
🔭🧪
That is, humans have continuously occupied the ISS for exactly 25 years today.
So if you're <= 24 years old, you've never lived in a world where humans were *only* terrestrial-based.
Image by HEO (from above!)
🔭🧪
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But now she has 175 million dollars worth of private jets so problem solved.
Yet in 2010, Noem—then a congressional candidate—had “20 speeding tickets, three stop-sign violations, two seat-belt violations and a citation for driving with no driver’s license.” She had six court notices for failing to appear, and had two warrants out for her arrest. trib.al/uQSDaqR
ICE Barbie Says Immigrants Are Too Dumb to Drive Semitrucks
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem made the inane claim while bragging about arresting immigrant truck drivers.
trib.al
November 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
But now she has 175 million dollars worth of private jets so problem solved.
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🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡
I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡
I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
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I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
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Cartoon by John Deering.
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Cartoon by John Deering.
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Great idea! We can reach out to our local antifa chapter and see if they can use Soros money to buy them for us.
Portland has embraced the frog, and I'm loving it.
In Silicon Valley, I think we should embrace Unicorns, for obvious reasons. 🤣
In Silicon Valley, I think we should embrace Unicorns, for obvious reasons. 🤣
October 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Great idea! We can reach out to our local antifa chapter and see if they can use Soros money to buy them for us.
Derek, how could you reveal this? This one trick will *destroy* AntiFa!
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Derek, how could you reveal this? This one trick will *destroy* AntiFa!
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Now the White House doesn’t want to give furloughed workers back pay once the government reopens, even though Trump signed the 2019 law requiring it. Disgraceful.
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Now the White House doesn’t want to give furloughed workers back pay once the government reopens, even though Trump signed the 2019 law requiring it. Disgraceful.
"We took the freedom of speech away"
Well, *there's* a surprise
Well, *there's* a surprise
"We took freedom of speech away" should be in every campaign ad moving forward.
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
October 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"We took the freedom of speech away"
Well, *there's* a surprise
Well, *there's* a surprise
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On this day in 1918, US troops launched the Meuse-Argonne Offensive. The final push to end WWI cost 120,000 American casualties. Over 14,000 lie buried in France, where Donald Trump called them "suckers" & "losers."
September 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
On this day in 1918, US troops launched the Meuse-Argonne Offensive. The final push to end WWI cost 120,000 American casualties. Over 14,000 lie buried in France, where Donald Trump called them "suckers" & "losers."
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More "Many people are saying..." bullshit.
There's a rumor that Trump and Epstein raped seriously underage girls. How about we investigate that one?
There's a rumor that Trump and Epstein raped seriously underage girls. How about we investigate that one?
“There’s a rumor that there is no Tylenol in Cuba and there is no autism”, says Trump.
This is false.
This is false.
September 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
More "Many people are saying..." bullshit.
There's a rumor that Trump and Epstein raped seriously underage girls. How about we investigate that one?
There's a rumor that Trump and Epstein raped seriously underage girls. How about we investigate that one?
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If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
September 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
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For some inexplicable reason, this brilliant 1938 anti-Appeasement cartoon by the great David Low came to mind when I looked at the list of the Mega-Powerful / Hyper-Rich at yesterday’s Windsor Castle nosh up for our superhuman masters.
September 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
For some inexplicable reason, this brilliant 1938 anti-Appeasement cartoon by the great David Low came to mind when I looked at the list of the Mega-Powerful / Hyper-Rich at yesterday’s Windsor Castle nosh up for our superhuman masters.
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AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.
September 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.
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Damn, you mean to tell me not even the Cato Institute can spin that Donald's way? Good lord...
September 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Damn, you mean to tell me not even the Cato Institute can spin that Donald's way? Good lord...
Simultaneously "only 50 years?" and "Wholly Cao, 50 years already?"
Happy birthday to the MOS 6502! It was 50 years ago today that people were able to buy their first samples of the chip from a jar in a hotel room at WESCON.
Here's my oldest 6502 from the 52nd week of 1975. Still works perfectly!
Here's my oldest 6502 from the 52nd week of 1975. Still works perfectly!
September 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Simultaneously "only 50 years?" and "Wholly Cao, 50 years already?"
All the violence comes from the left... oh wait, I mean the reich
Today is the day of the special election to fill the seat of former MN State Rep Melissa Hortman, who was shot by a right-wing extremist.
September 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
All the violence comes from the left... oh wait, I mean the reich
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If you’ve spent a week raging about Charlie Kirk but don’t know who Trey Reed is—a 21-year-old Black student found hanging from a tree at Delta State—you might want to rethink what really matters.
Trey Reed’s Mom and Cousin Speak Out After His Tragic Death
Trey Reed’s family has spoken out following his tragic death and suggests the circumstances don’t add up. Here’s what his mom and cousin had to say.
www.distractify.com
September 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you’ve spent a week raging about Charlie Kirk but don’t know who Trey Reed is—a 21-year-old Black student found hanging from a tree at Delta State—you might want to rethink what really matters.
The only reason repugnicants would object to this is that she isn't wearing hearing protection.
Fantasy killing is completely their kink.
Fantasy killing is completely their kink.
'The left have to tone down their violent rhetoric!'
This is Valentina Gomez, Republican, 2026 Candidate for U.S. House, Texas district 31.
This is Valentina Gomez, Republican, 2026 Candidate for U.S. House, Texas district 31.
September 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The only reason repugnicants would object to this is that she isn't wearing hearing protection.
Fantasy killing is completely their kink.
Fantasy killing is completely their kink.
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Here’s a poem called ‘English Roundabouts’.
September 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Here’s a poem called ‘English Roundabouts’.