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D66 Things Guards Say When You Pass A Stealth Check (Fantasy)
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Going to make myself a Shirley Jackson cocktail (a Shirley Temple with a rock in it)
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I am tipsy for like the fifth time in my life and eating grilled cheese sandwich, AMA
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
🎶 THERE GOES MY GYRO 🎶
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Thinkin' about goblins
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
What is lichdom, but a soul jar persevering?
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
🎶 Mister Blue you did it right
But soon comes Mister Night 🎶
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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The photo:

The comments you will laugh at:
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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#daily 47 : Echidna + necromancer
October 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Doctor writes back, "Your finger is broken."
In 1521 the great artist Albrecht Dürer wasn't feeling so great, so he send a picture to hist physician with the text;
“Do wo der gelb fleck is und mit dem finger drawff dewt do is mir we” (Translation: There where the yellow spot is and the finger points, there it hurts me).
October 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Gemini: Wrestling with your demons is usually a metaphor for boring things like developing effective coping strategies and discipline. Not today though. Today Satan is going to hit you with a folding chair.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?
October 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I don't know that anyone but the people living with her knew how poorly Jen was, for her last five years, because (a) she went fewer and fewer places and (b) had complete control over what visuals of her got out.
Quiet reminder, as exhibit A in this theory, that you can’t tell a disabled person’s support needs from what they look like or their online presence.
September 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Listen, if someone had warned me that John Wick 3 had Halle Berry in it, I wouldn't have bothered rewatching 1 and finally seeing 2.

CGI horses, I can forgive.
September 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Driving to Marietta today I saw a driver's silhouette bobbing erratically, almost bird-y, turning back and forth, darting more. Afraid I was watching someone have an episode in front of me until the second time they leaned over to the passenger seat and a little silhouette leaned back.

🎶Singing!🎶
August 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Driving to Marietta today I saw a driver's silhouette bobbing erratically, almost bird-y, turning back and forth, darting more. Afraid I was watching someone have an episode in front of me until the second time they leaned over to the passenger seat and a little silhouette leaned back.

🎶Singing!🎶
August 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Just returned a (digital) library book early and extremely unfinished for the line "I love eating. It's one of my favorite things."

Life's too short to suffer through tedious dialogue.
August 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Don’t know who made this but thank you
August 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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In our enemy we see a terrible reflection of ourselves
I just had a dream I was supposed to snipe a Muppet but I didn't have a telescopic sight so I got a monocle and when I looked at the Muppet again they had put on a monocle too.

I missed.
August 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I just had a dream I was supposed to snipe a Muppet but I didn't have a telescopic sight so I got a monocle and when I looked at the Muppet again they had put on a monocle too.

I missed.
August 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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COMIC: Unexpected Praise Break!
August 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Crying while driving to work, as one does
August 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM