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Wee Timorous Beastie
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Still better than "begging for a Smegging"
A cream-colored electric kettle with brushed chrome bits and a big bold brand name 'SMEG' on the side
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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For example:
A small white rabbit with smaller ears sitting in an open book on a staircase. On the rabbit's head are a tiny pair of glasses pushed up to the top.
October 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Two frames, in the first Kermit the frog says "And now, a word from our lawyer". In the second, Emmett Otter has come from under a desk with a sign saying only "DON'T"
September 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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I see your Biehn, and raise you Biehn.
Michael Biehn in the movie Terminator saying "the 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy."
August 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Like, you want to give Blade MCU integration, you should absolutely never put him on screen at the same time as an Avenger at any point in the movie. Maybe once in the middle of a fight he takes a phone call from one of them on caller ID, says 'busy', and hangs up.
From Tumblr user 'hoechlin': captain america: so do any avengers have any pressing business blade: are any of you motherfuckers gonna help me fight the vampires. please. there are so many. captain america: no
July 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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It was a weird wallet, okay
A deer by a driveway, perplexed that people just walked out without noticing it
July 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I got presents! Companion Cubes shouldn't have to be lonely, either.

Thank you, @auntiespider.bsky.social .
Crocheted Companion Cube fuzzy dice
June 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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If nothing else I suppose I'm aging okay.
Some guy at work: brown hair, grey shirt, messy desk.
May 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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This is Ebony. Ebony used to be entirely black. Now Ebony is mostly tired.
A very grey and somewhat white and still a bit black dog on a grey pet pad on a wood floor.
April 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Giving intense
I Think You Should Leave's Tim Robinson pointing angrily at the camera
April 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Caught the whale sharks in a moment of synchrony last weekend at the Georgia Aquarium. This is some 15-20 yards back from the glass (note the folks on the ground level).
Two whale sharks in a very large fish tank, silhouettes in front of them
March 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I got to see the whale sharks in Atlanta last weekend. Their hermit crabs were probably riding them.
Whale sharks in an aquarium, everything is very blue
March 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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The crocheting will continue until morale improves
A teeny crocheted owl in white and gray A crocheted object listed as a 'Chinese lantern', in red and yellow yarn
February 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Me and my mutuals
Chernabog and some of his little friends from Disney's Fantasia (1940)
January 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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The 24yo is not waiting for microplastics to do the job
M: rewatching starwars M: forgot how much i loved how jar jar binks talked T: Jesus Christ the number of guys my age you just killed with that sentence
January 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. Because you'd have to wait until Monday.
Blazing Saddles scene where the executioner has a man and horse in separate nooses on the gallows. He's saying "I couldn't possibly fit him in until Monday, sure. I'm booked solid." to someone off-screen.
January 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Looks like the shower version of the GI Joe Cobra flight pod
GI Joe antagonist Cobra action figure and its 'flight pod' which is basically an office chair with a wind shield and air to surface missiles
January 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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New year, hello.
Some nerd in a bathroom mirror (it's me, I'm nerd)
January 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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The school-going frog, aka Project 4, aka Chilly the Frog, is now complete!
Chilly the little blue crochet frog, smiling and barely visibly wearing a backpack A closer look at Chilly the little blue crochet frog's backpack, with teeny straps and actual folding top.
December 30, 2024 at 11:51 AM
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The middle child was easier than either, but definitely also cute.
White crocheted bunny with insouciant ear angle
December 18, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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Little Shark has now been joined by Littler Shark, bringing my total objects crocheted list up to 3.
Two crocheted sharks on a work desk, one baseball sized and one golf ball sized. The larger one is also temporarily a pincushion.
December 18, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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My current learn-a-thing is crochet, so I have people getting very small stuffed animals this year.
Wooble crochet kit shark, great and white, lying in its own yarny base materials. It is wearing a knit cap made of part of a smaller shark. Wooble crochet kit bunny, white with pink details. Insouciant ear angle. Wooble crochet kit bitty shark in progress, gray and white. No fins yet so I guess it's more like an egg with menacing aura for now.
December 15, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Observe, my newest, lumpiest child!
Tiny crocheted shark! (left profile) Tiny crocheted shark! (right profile)
November 28, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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The Christmas 'learn a thing and make gifts with it' is going well.
Grey crocheted yarn, about a 3 inch diameter hemisphere's worth
November 18, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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AIN'T CAIN'T HAVE NONE A THEM GOLDEN CALVES NEITHER
Church marquee reading "Crossroads Baptist Church YOU MUST NOT HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE HIM"
November 17, 2024 at 2:50 PM