neptr (never ending pie throwing robot)
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breakin hearts & rippin farts
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i am hoping the blue jays come back and win this in the bottom of the 9th, for the record and in case these posts ever come up in potential asylum or citizenship related hearings
October 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i am hoping the blue jays come back and win this in the bottom of the 9th, for the record and in case these posts ever come up in potential asylum or citizenship related hearings
is tonight the night?
Breaking news: President Trump said he will patrol D.C. streets tonight with law enforcement as his administration continues its effort to exert control over the city.
Trump says he will patrol D.C. streets with police, military on Thursday
The move continues his administration’s efforts to exert control over the capital city.
wapo.st
August 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
is tonight the night?
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my roomie's car is in the shop and he's got a Ram 2500 loaner, so I've been driving it out of curiosity. first impressions:
1. i have stopped using turn signals
2. my eyes no longer register whatever a "crosswalk" is
3. sober so far but i really think four to eight drinks would help me drive
1. i have stopped using turn signals
2. my eyes no longer register whatever a "crosswalk" is
3. sober so far but i really think four to eight drinks would help me drive
August 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
my roomie's car is in the shop and he's got a Ram 2500 loaner, so I've been driving it out of curiosity. first impressions:
1. i have stopped using turn signals
2. my eyes no longer register whatever a "crosswalk" is
3. sober so far but i really think four to eight drinks would help me drive
1. i have stopped using turn signals
2. my eyes no longer register whatever a "crosswalk" is
3. sober so far but i really think four to eight drinks would help me drive
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they're all basically the same, except brown sugar, which is the morally correct choice
July 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
they're all basically the same, except brown sugar, which is the morally correct choice
this whole time i def was acutely aware that hulk hogan was a n*zi affiliate and a racist and shit but i FORGOT about him narcing on his wrestlers who were trying to unionize goddamn he was a sack of shit
July 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
this whole time i def was acutely aware that hulk hogan was a n*zi affiliate and a racist and shit but i FORGOT about him narcing on his wrestlers who were trying to unionize goddamn he was a sack of shit
cankerblossom
July 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
cankerblossom
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the new york times published this article for an audience of one
July 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the new york times published this article for an audience of one
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What’s going on with my "tops" and, in some cases, "bottoms?”
July 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
What’s going on with my "tops" and, in some cases, "bottoms?”
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Sounds like ICE killed a guy and then held american citizens hostage at gunpoint until they agreed to destroy the evidence
Our staff is on the ground supporting families. Many workers-including US citizens, were held by federal authorities at the farm for 8 hours or more. US citizen workers report only being released after they were forced to delete photos and videos of the raid from their phones. 4/
July 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sounds like ICE killed a guy and then held american citizens hostage at gunpoint until they agreed to destroy the evidence
i’m the alt department of education and i’m here to say that we now end sentences with prepositions and i’ll never be a poster, huh
i'm the alt ATF here to say that alcohol, tobacco, and firearms should primarily all be used simultaneously
I’m the Alt USDA. Eating ass is now part of the food pyramid. Deal with it.
June 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
i’m the alt department of education and i’m here to say that we now end sentences with prepositions and i’ll never be a poster, huh
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mewithoutYou deserve recognition as one of the 21st century's greatest rock bands, and the underrated 'Pale Horses' — released 10 years ago today — is a big reason why
mewithoutYou Deserve Their Flowers As One Of The 21st Century's Greatest Rock Bands
And the underrated 'Pale Horses,' released 10 years ago today, is a big reason why.
www.stereogum.com
June 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
mewithoutYou deserve recognition as one of the 21st century's greatest rock bands, and the underrated 'Pale Horses' — released 10 years ago today — is a big reason why
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so it turns out teens hitting the juul were doing 1000x gravity training
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
so it turns out teens hitting the juul were doing 1000x gravity training
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we live in a society where corporations can just kill people outright and the media and police obediently declare it a suicide but if a CEO gets whacked in plain sight we must all take our hats off and bow our heads in respect for the Working Class Billionaire Hero.
OpenAI whistleblower Suchir Balaji, who accused the company of breaking copyright law, found dead in apparent suicide
December 14, 2024 at 4:28 AM
we live in a society where corporations can just kill people outright and the media and police obediently declare it a suicide but if a CEO gets whacked in plain sight we must all take our hats off and bow our heads in respect for the Working Class Billionaire Hero.
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the deportations are not final. the regime and security forces fuck up constantly. escape and survival are not just possible but probable. this nightmare engine can be fought and is being fought.
don't forget.
don't forget.
NEW: 19 year old Ximena Arias-Cristobal who came to America at age 4 has finally been reunited with her family in Dalton, Georgia after ICE detained her for three weeks over a now-dismissed red light traffic ticket and was in the process of trying to deport her (Video: News Channel Nine)
May 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
the deportations are not final. the regime and security forces fuck up constantly. escape and survival are not just possible but probable. this nightmare engine can be fought and is being fought.
don't forget.
don't forget.
i’m sure this joke has been made before, but do circle pits in the southern hemisphere rotate clockwise due to the coriolis effect?
May 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i’m sure this joke has been made before, but do circle pits in the southern hemisphere rotate clockwise due to the coriolis effect?
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Finally bringing deep dish to Italy.
May 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Finally bringing deep dish to Italy.
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
taco bell drive thru attendant: here’s your baja blast, you le food will be right out
me: ok thank you
mark knopfler, through my stereo, unprompted: YOU AN ME BABE, HOW BOOOUT IIIIIT
me: ok thank you
mark knopfler, through my stereo, unprompted: YOU AN ME BABE, HOW BOOOUT IIIIIT
April 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
taco bell drive thru attendant: here’s your baja blast, you le food will be right out
me: ok thank you
mark knopfler, through my stereo, unprompted: YOU AN ME BABE, HOW BOOOUT IIIIIT
me: ok thank you
mark knopfler, through my stereo, unprompted: YOU AN ME BABE, HOW BOOOUT IIIIIT
no snare drum has been hit harder than the one at the end of the second verse of “diary of jane”
April 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
no snare drum has been hit harder than the one at the end of the second verse of “diary of jane”
you’ve got my vote, john!
I stopped attending Mass regularly in 1995 however I have never formally left the Church nor been excommunicated. the college of cardinals therefore has an opportunity to do something extremely funny. holler at yr boy, Rome
April 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
you’ve got my vote, john!
this is going to be one of those onion articles that turns out to be prophetic
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
GREENBELT, MD—Decrying the deportation as “wholly lawless,” U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis ruled Monday that the Trump administration had three days to return her to the United States from a Salvador...
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
this is going to be one of those onion articles that turns out to be prophetic
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this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years
a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .
Alt: guy jokingly pretending to kill himself
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years