Three Oranges 🍊🍊🍊
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Like the other Three Oranges account, but I can't DM you to apologize after I've been a jerkass about some damn thing or other.
It's great how we can't even talk about our president's behavior without using words like "pussy" and "shit." President Pussyshit, that's him.
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's great how we can't even talk about our president's behavior without using words like "pussy" and "shit." President Pussyshit, that's him.
a thing I found
October 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
a thing I found
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had never before considered that the inflatable costumes offer pepper ball protection
October 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
had never before considered that the inflatable costumes offer pepper ball protection
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Non-red blood is the way if you want to be both violent and appease the censors.
October 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Non-red blood is the way if you want to be both violent and appease the censors.
This book was written by a witch!
October 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This book was written by a witch!
Library book sale today
October 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Library book sale today
Today's thrift store gets
September 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Today's thrift store gets
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yorkshire doing astral projection
September 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
yorkshire doing astral projection
How much Tylenol do I have to take to be good at Dark Souls?
September 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
How much Tylenol do I have to take to be good at Dark Souls?
Oops. Thought I was on Twitter again.
September 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oops. Thought I was on Twitter again.
In-person voting (a fundamental right):
- no ID (continue as is)
- print ballot backed up by electronic (i.e., vote electronically, print a record, count both)
- more $$$ for polling places
- some kind of advanced transparency, I dunno...
- some kind of ISO-style assurance run by third parties?
- no ID (continue as is)
- print ballot backed up by electronic (i.e., vote electronically, print a record, count both)
- more $$$ for polling places
- some kind of advanced transparency, I dunno...
- some kind of ISO-style assurance run by third parties?
September 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
In-person voting (a fundamental right):
- no ID (continue as is)
- print ballot backed up by electronic (i.e., vote electronically, print a record, count both)
- more $$$ for polling places
- some kind of advanced transparency, I dunno...
- some kind of ISO-style assurance run by third parties?
- no ID (continue as is)
- print ballot backed up by electronic (i.e., vote electronically, print a record, count both)
- more $$$ for polling places
- some kind of advanced transparency, I dunno...
- some kind of ISO-style assurance run by third parties?
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Snorks aren't involved in cosmic battles.
September 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Snorks aren't involved in cosmic battles.
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Galaxy Magazine (Aug 1959)
Mugwump Four by Robert Silverberg, illustrations by the inimitable Don Martin of MAD Magazine fame!!
I came across this by accident while sorting the first box of paperbacks!!
#scifi
Mugwump Four by Robert Silverberg, illustrations by the inimitable Don Martin of MAD Magazine fame!!
I came across this by accident while sorting the first box of paperbacks!!
#scifi
September 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Galaxy Magazine (Aug 1959)
Mugwump Four by Robert Silverberg, illustrations by the inimitable Don Martin of MAD Magazine fame!!
I came across this by accident while sorting the first box of paperbacks!!
#scifi
Mugwump Four by Robert Silverberg, illustrations by the inimitable Don Martin of MAD Magazine fame!!
I came across this by accident while sorting the first box of paperbacks!!
#scifi
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When you behave in such a way as to make Ted Cruz rise from his haunches, straighten his spine and defend American civil liberties and a concept as liberal as open speech, you are certainly the rarest and most extraordinary kind of asshole.
Ted Cruz blasts FCC Chair Brendan Carr:
"I think it is unbelievably dangerous for government to put itself in the position of saying we're going to decide what speech we like and what we don't, and we're going to threaten to take you off air if we don't like what you’re saying."
"I think it is unbelievably dangerous for government to put itself in the position of saying we're going to decide what speech we like and what we don't, and we're going to threaten to take you off air if we don't like what you’re saying."
September 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When you behave in such a way as to make Ted Cruz rise from his haunches, straighten his spine and defend American civil liberties and a concept as liberal as open speech, you are certainly the rarest and most extraordinary kind of asshole.
RIP Molly
Sudden kidney issues
Sucks
Sudden kidney issues
Sucks
September 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
RIP Molly
Sudden kidney issues
Sucks
Sudden kidney issues
Sucks
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If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
September 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
Hopefully their dad will turn them in
Help Fu Manchu Identify These Guitar Pedal Stealing Assholes www.metalsucks.net/2025/09/16/h...
Help Fu Manchu Identify These Guitar Pedal Stealing Assholes
What a couple of giggling dicks.
www.metalsucks.net
September 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hopefully their dad will turn them in
Oops. I thought I was on Twitter
September 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oops. I thought I was on Twitter
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once again I am thinking about Serial Experiments Lain 9/11
(this is extremely real, I saw this live)
(this is extremely real, I saw this live)
The episode of Lain that aired after 9/11
YouTube video by OtakuD50
youtu.be
September 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
once again I am thinking about Serial Experiments Lain 9/11
(this is extremely real, I saw this live)
(this is extremely real, I saw this live)
wuuuut
Polly Holliday was only 46 when she played Mrs. Deagle, she should be the new Brimley in COCOON line
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
wuuuut
Maybe try living authentically according to some actual principles instead
September 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Maybe try living authentically according to some actual principles instead
Good work everyone. We've created a world that proves assholes as diverse as Scott Adams and Charles Manson right.
We did it!
We did it!
September 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Good work everyone. We've created a world that proves assholes as diverse as Scott Adams and Charles Manson right.
We did it!
We did it!
I'm not sure I want to watch a Coffin Joe movie before 2 a.m.
September 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm not sure I want to watch a Coffin Joe movie before 2 a.m.