Three Oranges 🍊🍊🍊
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Like the other Three Oranges account, but I can't DM you to apologize after I've been a jerkass about some damn thing or other.
One time I met a guy who said he didn't like black people and i told him it wasn't nice to not like black people please like and subscribe
February 19, 2026 at 2:39 PM
One time I met a guy who said he didn't like black people and i told him it wasn't nice to not like black people please like and subscribe
You want a medal or something?
I wrote back to tell him that trans women are women and to thank him for listening.
February 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM
You want a medal or something?
There is only one person I know who would care about this but I cant DM pictures on this site
February 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
There is only one person I know who would care about this but I cant DM pictures on this site
Captain Planet was late to the party. And he sucked and was dumb.
You know, there's an entire generation of people who have never watched Sesame Street, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, Scooby-Doo, Schoolhouse Rock, Reading Rainbow, and Captain Planet in their lives.
Or it just went in one ear and out the other.
And it shows so much.
Or it just went in one ear and out the other.
And it shows so much.
February 14, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Captain Planet was late to the party. And he sucked and was dumb.
Miki Runi
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Miki Runi
Thank you to our great president for completing the pornification of our culture, such that porn stars are now the adults in the room
As much as I agree that it’s obviously very important right now to put pressure on the admin to release the full Epstein files and prosecute all of the predators involved
This org is anti-sex work, pro-Nordic model, and classifies consensual sex work as exploitation.
This org is anti-sex work, pro-Nordic model, and classifies consensual sex work as exploitation.
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Thank you to our great president for completing the pornification of our culture, such that porn stars are now the adults in the room
One thing we can take for granted is that Dan Patrick will always be an abject pile of festering garbage
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
One thing we can take for granted is that Dan Patrick will always be an abject pile of festering garbage
I own this record
February 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I own this record
Is he very short?
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Is he very short?
three down
(said with sad resignation, not in an edgelordy way)
(said with sad resignation, not in an edgelordy way)
January 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
three down
(said with sad resignation, not in an edgelordy way)
(said with sad resignation, not in an edgelordy way)
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This March 1965 Herblock cartoon about police violence against civil rights activists has added relevance today.
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 PM
This March 1965 Herblock cartoon about police violence against civil rights activists has added relevance today.
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Because I love you all and you all need something to make your day better, and because I want to watch it over and over, here is the moment where Kiana Tom rides professional wrestler Goldberg like a beefy toboggan.
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Because I love you all and you all need something to make your day better, and because I want to watch it over and over, here is the moment where Kiana Tom rides professional wrestler Goldberg like a beefy toboggan.
Look, algorithm, I'm sorry I Googled Jordan Peterson to see if the weird disease he totally didn't get from only eating meat had killed him yet. That doesn't mean I need his videos shoved at me incessantly.
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Look, algorithm, I'm sorry I Googled Jordan Peterson to see if the weird disease he totally didn't get from only eating meat had killed him yet. That doesn't mean I need his videos shoved at me incessantly.
Had an interesting encounter where someone knew "breaking the law" from Beavis and Butthead but didn't know it was a Judas Priest song
January 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Had an interesting encounter where someone knew "breaking the law" from Beavis and Butthead but didn't know it was a Judas Priest song
I haven't seen anyone mention that Trump targeting Powell with accusations of fraud related to renovations is almost certainly a sign that Trump is committing fraud related to his big showy renovations
January 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I haven't seen anyone mention that Trump targeting Powell with accusations of fraud related to renovations is almost certainly a sign that Trump is committing fraud related to his big showy renovations
Yeah, okay, sure. Mike was listening to Butthole Surfers in 1987. Totally.
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Yeah, okay, sure. Mike was listening to Butthole Surfers in 1987. Totally.
I didn't really like comics
January 12, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I didn't really like comics
You can if there's no accountability
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
You can if there's no accountability
That kid who plays Will is a terrible actor. Hope he has a plan b for life
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
That kid who plays Will is a terrible actor. Hope he has a plan b for life
First movie was good
Johnny Knoxville confirms new Jackass movie will arrive in June. https://bit.ly/4qEdrFt
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
First movie was good