glorious

Weaveworld is better than any of the movies based on his work.

I'll shedule some time to read it

But there are near infinite lunches

First several times I saw Army of Darkness, I was in the same boat.

Oh and this

Suck my nose until my head caves in

"You never answer my texts!"

"Yeah, I'm bad about texts."

"You need to answer my texts."

"I probably won't, though."

If they're not learning the lesson, you're engaging in too much conversation about it.

And maybe being too forceful with it.

It's not a "No, I told you this"

It's a "Nah, later!" And then just ignore everything that follows.

I'm going. Had to find a theater that wasn't playing Taylor Swift.

Can't get busted for open container if you throw it away!

People are gross.

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a harvester

It came on super early, so I usually missed it.

I'd catch the closing credits before Muppet Babies.

My half-sister always does that with our dad.

100% not the point, but I never would've guessed you had 75lbs to lose. (I need to lose approximately that myself.)

I often think about the Roseanne ep where they argue about food/booze, and Dan's fury that the one thing that's getting him through is also getting him deeper.

Congrats, man