Jason
@threefourteen.bsky.social
(He/him) STL shirposter just trying to make it through unscathed
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Jason
@threefourteen.bsky.social
· Dec 14
Went to donate plasma yesterday but they said they don’t take TVs
Dude fucking said “Quiet, Piggy!” to a female reporter during a press conference. He deserves all the karma coming to him
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Dude fucking said “Quiet, Piggy!” to a female reporter during a press conference. He deserves all the karma coming to him
I want to live here… in that house
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I want to live here… in that house
Theres a reason they didn’t call it The Legend of Link.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Theres a reason they didn’t call it The Legend of Link.
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President Epstein walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground.
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
President Epstein walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground.
You had me with the finger motions during the flight safety instructions until you motioned toward the rear exits.
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You had me with the finger motions during the flight safety instructions until you motioned toward the rear exits.
The only chip I want implanted is for passwords.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The only chip I want implanted is for passwords.
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Rats jumping off sinking ships don't become different animals.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Rats jumping off sinking ships don't become different animals.
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
Skipped the sbux at the airport this morning which if you know me you know this is a big deal 😂
🚨BARISTAS ARE STILL ON STRIKE🚨
Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol tops the list for CEO-to-worker pay gaps, raking in millions while baristas struggle to pay rent.
#NoContractNoCoffee
NoContractNoCoffee.org
Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol tops the list for CEO-to-worker pay gaps, raking in millions while baristas struggle to pay rent.
#NoContractNoCoffee
NoContractNoCoffee.org
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Skipped the sbux at the airport this morning which if you know me you know this is a big deal 😂
Just think if Trump actually surrounded himself with capable people and didnt stab them in the back at the same time… he is his own undoing
BREAKING: Magistrate orders DOJ to turn over grand jury materials to Comey, finding real prospect that "government misconduct" may have tainted the case.
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just think if Trump actually surrounded himself with capable people and didnt stab them in the back at the same time… he is his own undoing
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They think we’re all so stupid
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They think we’re all so stupid
Did the Ryze mushroom coffee thing. Let me save you some trouble. Dont.
1) its fine. Its like adding hot cocoa to hot water (I added it to my coffee) but instead of tasting like cocoa it tastes like more coffee if that makes sense. If you like the earthy taste of coffee you’ll prob like it
1) its fine. Its like adding hot cocoa to hot water (I added it to my coffee) but instead of tasting like cocoa it tastes like more coffee if that makes sense. If you like the earthy taste of coffee you’ll prob like it
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Did the Ryze mushroom coffee thing. Let me save you some trouble. Dont.
1) its fine. Its like adding hot cocoa to hot water (I added it to my coffee) but instead of tasting like cocoa it tastes like more coffee if that makes sense. If you like the earthy taste of coffee you’ll prob like it
1) its fine. Its like adding hot cocoa to hot water (I added it to my coffee) but instead of tasting like cocoa it tastes like more coffee if that makes sense. If you like the earthy taste of coffee you’ll prob like it
“But chem trails” ffs people are focused on the wrong shit - this is the real poison pill
Certain chemicals used on farms, including pesticides and herbicides, have been linked to increased cancer rates. There’s also some evidence that nitrates, which can seep into drinking water from crop fields, are linked to some forms of cancer.
Some parts of Minnesota's farm country have high cancer rates, but the causes aren't clear • Minnesota Reformer
More than 37,000 Minnesotans will receive cancer diagnoses in 2025, and around 10,000 will die from one of the many forms of the disease, according to the latest projections from the American Cancer S...
minnesotareformer.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“But chem trails” ffs people are focused on the wrong shit - this is the real poison pill
Seeing a lot of people passing in their 60’s this week
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Seeing a lot of people passing in their 60’s this week
We are legit already living idiocracy
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
We are legit already living idiocracy
Missed out on a job opportunity because apparently the personality test they wanted me to take didn’t align with what they were looking for. I’m too “social” like wtf. I’m social as much as anyone needs to be in a work setting but I’m not a fucking extrovert or anything. Their test is wrong
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Missed out on a job opportunity because apparently the personality test they wanted me to take didn’t align with what they were looking for. I’m too “social” like wtf. I’m social as much as anyone needs to be in a work setting but I’m not a fucking extrovert or anything. Their test is wrong
People pulling on the thankfully locked toilet stall door when my bag can be plainly seen against and below bottom of the door is a new kind of special.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
People pulling on the thankfully locked toilet stall door when my bag can be plainly seen against and below bottom of the door is a new kind of special.
If ignorance is bliss. Stupidity is sublime.
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If ignorance is bliss. Stupidity is sublime.
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trumps administration is the largest looting of the working class funneled up to the wealthy in history
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
trumps administration is the largest looting of the working class funneled up to the wealthy in history
Your own…. Personal…. Hot spot
Depressed Mode
Depressed Mode
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Your own…. Personal…. Hot spot
Depressed Mode
Depressed Mode
Cannibal Apples is my band name
Apple cannibalism has gone too far
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Cannibal Apples is my band name
Basically the crazy conspiracy theorists were expecting to see photos of trump diddling teens. People are mornons
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Basically the crazy conspiracy theorists were expecting to see photos of trump diddling teens. People are mornons
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you can also join aaa and get theirs.
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
you can also join aaa and get theirs.