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threefourteen.bsky.social
Jason
@threefourteen.bsky.social
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(He/him) STL shirposter just trying to make it through unscathed
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threefourteen.bsky.social
Same!
A dashboard component titled 'Image Posts' showing a large circular chart displaying '100% of images have alt text' in the center. Below this, it notes 'All Posts' and '140% above average.
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
My wife has an addiction to doing christmas trees. i’m good with it. She does an amazing job based on what people who decorate trees say anyway. This is the bedroom tree.
A tall, slim Christmas tree decorated in a winter-themed color palette of gold, navy blue, light blue, and white, placed in the corner of a room with dark navy walls and navy curtains.
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
Drinking coffee out of my free Lowes mug this morning
A dark blue ceramic mug featuring the Lowe's logo in white, with a stylized white mountain range above the text. The mug is decorated with several white snowflake graphics. It has a gray handle with a white section near the bottom, resembling a piece of tape or a patch. The mug is resting on a light-colored countertop.
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
So pretty out there right now! #stlwx
A nighttime image showing a snow-covered street and houses, viewed from a porch. In the foreground, two decorative lanterns sit on brick pillars, each holding an illuminated candle, and adorned with a red bow on top, framing the view. The ground and parked cars in the street are dusted with snow, and a light snowfall appears to be ongoing. The bare trees and houses across the street are visible in the background.
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
threefourteen.bsky.social
I stayed. Met some nice people in line, got my photo with the grinch. Got my free bucket and went home. Did not win the $2k free appliance but saw the lady who did.
Thw grinch and santa standing in lowes parking lot lit by the parking lot lights
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
Ask for the Mayflower its an #STL institution sauceontheside.com
An advertisement image for a calzone called "The Mayflower" from a restaurant named "SAUCE -on the SIDE". The main focus is a cross-section of the calzone, revealing its Thanksgiving-themed fillings. White lines and text labels point to each ingredient: • Whipped Sweet Potatoes • Roasted Turkey (shredded) • White Cheddar • Dried Cranberries • Cornbread Stuffing To the lower right of the calzone is a small, dark blue cup filled with Turkey Gravy, which is also pointed out by a label. The background is a dark, textured surface.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
The existence of a gravy boat implies theres also a Gravy Navy #HappyThanksgiving
A close-up image of a navy blue garment, likely a sweatshirt or t-shirt, featuring a circular graphic in the center. The graphic has a nautical theme and is primarily white and gold/yellow. The text around the outside of the circle reads "GRAVY BOAT CAPTAIN" in large, arched, white capital letters. The central design inside the circle includes: • A white gravy boat. • Two crossed golden anchors behind the gravy boat. • A golden rope forming the inner border of the circle. • Golden laurel or wheat wreaths framing the design on the left and right sides.
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
Yeah baby
A porcelain dish in the shape of a can on its side. On the side says “can-berry” with a small silver decorative serving spoon
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
Tonight is one of the nights you can drive through the brewery. Ginko lesves are late dropping this yesr. #STL
Night photo of a tree with bright orange autumn leaves illuminated by numerous red and orange string lights, part of a festive street decoration.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
threefourteen.bsky.social
Btw look how tall these trees are. Like some sort of natural Central Park bounded on all sides instead by the tall trunks in stark contrast to the fields they surround
An aerial view of a densely forested, rural landscape, predominantly in late autumn or winter colors, viewed through an aircraft window's frame on the lower right. A long, straight, cleared utility corridor, likely for power lines, cuts diagonally through the middle of the brown and green terrain, connecting the foreground to the distant horizon.
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
I want to live here… in that house
An aerial photograph of a wide, gently curving river bordered by flat farmland and riparian forests under a clear blue sky. In the foreground, large, rectangular fields are separated by tree lines. A distinct, white single-story house or building is visible near the bottom right edge of the image, close to the rivers edge
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
Ive seen this before somewhere… oh yeah.
A still from Family Guy showing Peter Griffin, dressed in a red fez and Middle Eastern garb, looking sternly while a hand holds up a skin tone chart. The chart is divided by a red line, with the top section labeled "OKAY" (containing lighter skin tones) and the bottom section labeled "NOT OKAY" (containing darker skin tones).
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
Wait. what? Jimmy John freaky with the parking lot paint
A view of a parking lot space painted with a humorous phrase. The words "BRAKE SANDWI FOR CHES" are painted directly on the asphalt in a mix of red and white capital letters. The text is partially obscured or intentionally incomplete. In the background is the glass storefront of a building, and to the left is a black trash can and an outdoor seating area.
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
If you’re in Ballwin come see us at UFCW local 655 - bring non perishable foods!

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A bunch of people standing sround collecting canned goods
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
I always wanted one of these
Victorian shower that surrounds you with coper pipe body sprays almost all the way around.
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
Also forgot to add- Southwest also gives anyone free wifi now
1) sign up for rapid rewards account
2) watch a 30 sec T-Mobile commercial with Billy Bob Thornton
(Sorry the second one may be a deal breaker to some)
A screenshot of an in-flight WiFi portal displaying a video advertisement and connection details. The top of the screen shows the URL "southwestwifi.com" and a banner indicating "1h 49m remaining." A prominent section features a T-Mobile logo and the text, "Free WiFi Thanks to T-Mobile®." Below this, a video ad is playing, showing actor Billy Bob Thornton (a middle-aged man with gray hair in an open-collared shirt) standing on a dirt road in a rural setting. Subtitles are visible, which read: "network in the U.S. is T-Mobile."
October 29, 2025 at 10:29 AM
threefourteen.bsky.social
When you got a heart-on for extra legroom.

Southwest flights are starting to see more changes with special headrest embroidered with a heart to designate those seat sections with a bit more leg space. Not much different than the regular seats tbh.
Close-up of a person’s shoulder while sitting in a Southwest Airlines seat. The purple and white headrest features the airline's embroidered heart logo
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
threefourteen.bsky.social
DC out here making their architecture look like drone buildings
Aerial view of a water treatment plant, showing a central rectangular building surrounded by four large, circular settling tanks, all situated within a green, tree-lined area.
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
The president can legally do this if there is evidence of insurrection. So… was there an insurrection we weren’t made aware of?
• The President can legally federalize a state's National Guard (without the governor's consent) and deploy it to another state. o • The President can legally use that federalized force for law enforcement (acting "against its citizens") if he invokes the Insurrection Act. • However, this authority is not a "blank check." Its use is limited to specific, dire circumstances (insurrection, rebellion, inability to enforce federal laws) and is subject to legal challenge and judicial review to ensure the President's determination is factually justified.
October 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
threefourteen.bsky.social
We are all just eggs underneath.
No problem! Here is the alternative text (alt text) for the image: Alt Text: Two eggs, seasoned with pepper, are frying sunny-side-up in a dark blue or black nonstick skillet on a stovetop. In the foreground, two cracked eggshells—one white and one brown—rest on the black stovetop beside the pan.
October 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
Its a travesty that theres no buffalo bill golf skins meme out there. Like how!?! Anyway. Fixed it. Send to anyone you know playing golf today #skinsgame #golf
Still clip of buffalo bill from silence of the lambs from the robe/dancing scene where he stares into the camera. Under in white meme text says “want to play for skins?”
October 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
Good morning Baltimore
Areial view of the Severn River near baltimore from an airplane as it comes in for landing
October 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
Check this shit… i only have two stocks I mess with for fun and this is one of them. Not gonna retire anytime soon but nice to see it pop all the same
The image is a screenshot of a stock trading app showing the performance of the stock Bakkt with the ticker BKKT. The main display shows the current price as $26.56. Below the price, the day's performance is indicated: * An increase of $7.59 (42.28%) Today. * An increase of $1.02 (4.01%) After-hours.
September 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
threefourteen.bsky.social
Things have changed a lot since Jan 20th
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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If you used one of these as a kid you’re #genx
Mid 80’s Tupperware looking humidifier that has the round lid that lifts off and a fan just sprays water out through tthe nozzle at the top.
September 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM