Jason
@threefourteen.bsky.social
(He/him) STL shirposter just trying to make it through unscathed
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Jason
@threefourteen.bsky.social
· Dec 14
Went to donate plasma yesterday but they said they don’t take TVs
Shit! I just realized where marketing is going. Yeah I know I’m slow! Companies are going to lean in to racism with targeted ads based on the algorithms. Your algorithm may show them being an all inclusive progressive left-leaning brand.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Shit! I just realized where marketing is going. Yeah I know I’m slow! Companies are going to lean in to racism with targeted ads based on the algorithms. Your algorithm may show them being an all inclusive progressive left-leaning brand.
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(AI George Washington doesn't even finish the preface of his opening statement)
Glenn Beck: Could you dumb it down a little bit?
Glenn Beck: Could you dumb it down a little bit?
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
(AI George Washington doesn't even finish the preface of his opening statement)
Glenn Beck: Could you dumb it down a little bit?
Glenn Beck: Could you dumb it down a little bit?
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World's largest Lego mural assembled in Switzerland, made from 300,000 bricks.
Watch: World's largest Lego mural assembled in Switzerland - UPI.com
A charity event in Switzerland attempted a Guinness World Record by assembling a 79-foot-long, 6-foot-tall mural from 300,000 Lego bricks.
www.upi.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
World's largest Lego mural assembled in Switzerland, made from 300,000 bricks.
People used to carry handkerchiefs and offer them to strangers.
That shit was used though right? Here… have some of my snot to go with your snot. I wanna carry it around and collect the snot of other people too so make sure you give that back to me when you’re done
That shit was used though right? Here… have some of my snot to go with your snot. I wanna carry it around and collect the snot of other people too so make sure you give that back to me when you’re done
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
People used to carry handkerchiefs and offer them to strangers.
That shit was used though right? Here… have some of my snot to go with your snot. I wanna carry it around and collect the snot of other people too so make sure you give that back to me when you’re done
That shit was used though right? Here… have some of my snot to go with your snot. I wanna carry it around and collect the snot of other people too so make sure you give that back to me when you’re done
I would do stand-up comedy but after my karaoke experience in Nashville Imma pass. Horrific
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I would do stand-up comedy but after my karaoke experience in Nashville Imma pass. Horrific
I’ve done a shitty job following back. If you’re left leaning progressive, liberal, witty, chronically online, possibly local to STL or wish you could visit (we have free museums and zoos) and know about our food culture and am already following - reply to this post for a follow back!
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’ve done a shitty job following back. If you’re left leaning progressive, liberal, witty, chronically online, possibly local to STL or wish you could visit (we have free museums and zoos) and know about our food culture and am already following - reply to this post for a follow back!
For as shitty a person he is I think a national chain like club fitness having space in more vacant sections of airports would be awesome for members. Upsell natn’l memberships. Provide locker rooms and restrooms with possibly even separate resting spaces. Massage machines or get that last tan in.
I can’t believe how much of the Trump era is about solving problems that *don’t* exist while making all the problems that *do* exist, worse.
There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.
There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
For as shitty a person he is I think a national chain like club fitness having space in more vacant sections of airports would be awesome for members. Upsell natn’l memberships. Provide locker rooms and restrooms with possibly even separate resting spaces. Massage machines or get that last tan in.
Just once I want to see a ufo or meteor or something. Also alt text is crazy. Here let me describe to you a photo thats essentially bragging about what someone cant see. Seems like alt text should have some boundaries/guidelines around them
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Just once I want to see a ufo or meteor or something. Also alt text is crazy. Here let me describe to you a photo thats essentially bragging about what someone cant see. Seems like alt text should have some boundaries/guidelines around them
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WSJ: “David Ellison offered assurances to Trump administration officials that if he bought Warner, he’d make sweeping changes to CNN, a common target of President Trump’s ire. Trump has told people close to him that he wants new ownership of CNN as well as changes to CNN programming”
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
WSJ: “David Ellison offered assurances to Trump administration officials that if he bought Warner, he’d make sweeping changes to CNN, a common target of President Trump’s ire. Trump has told people close to him that he wants new ownership of CNN as well as changes to CNN programming”
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Important news in this piece:
—Missouri organizers say they’ve collected over 300,000 signatures to block the GOP gerrymander. (They have until Thursday to submit roughly 110,000 valid ones.)
—Federal judge rejects GOP lawsuit to toss the petition. missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/f...
—Missouri organizers say they’ve collected over 300,000 signatures to block the GOP gerrymander. (They have until Thursday to submit roughly 110,000 valid ones.)
—Federal judge rejects GOP lawsuit to toss the petition. missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/f...
Federal judge rejects Missouri AG’s push to block referendum on gerrymandered map • Missouri Independent
A federal judge Monday refused to back Missouri’s Republican leaders efforts to block a statewide vote on a gerrymandered congressional map.
missouriindependent.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Important news in this piece:
—Missouri organizers say they’ve collected over 300,000 signatures to block the GOP gerrymander. (They have until Thursday to submit roughly 110,000 valid ones.)
—Federal judge rejects GOP lawsuit to toss the petition. missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/f...
—Missouri organizers say they’ve collected over 300,000 signatures to block the GOP gerrymander. (They have until Thursday to submit roughly 110,000 valid ones.)
—Federal judge rejects GOP lawsuit to toss the petition. missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/f...
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
@merriam-webster.com can we please add “nappetizer” to the dictionary? Its the little sleep you do on the couch before getting up and going to bed. Grandpas call it “just resting my eyes”
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
@merriam-webster.com can we please add “nappetizer” to the dictionary? Its the little sleep you do on the couch before getting up and going to bed. Grandpas call it “just resting my eyes”
CPAP?
More like si Papi
More like si Papi
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
CPAP?
More like si Papi
More like si Papi
The airport is 💀
Heading to BWI today via Southwest and this plane seats 175. Theres 42 of us on here. Barely had a “B” group. Curious how its gonna work out when they have assigned seating and need to distribute the load. Now they just say “go past the blue lights”
Heading to BWI today via Southwest and this plane seats 175. Theres 42 of us on here. Barely had a “B” group. Curious how its gonna work out when they have assigned seating and need to distribute the load. Now they just say “go past the blue lights”
December 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The airport is 💀
Heading to BWI today via Southwest and this plane seats 175. Theres 42 of us on here. Barely had a “B” group. Curious how its gonna work out when they have assigned seating and need to distribute the load. Now they just say “go past the blue lights”
Heading to BWI today via Southwest and this plane seats 175. Theres 42 of us on here. Barely had a “B” group. Curious how its gonna work out when they have assigned seating and need to distribute the load. Now they just say “go past the blue lights”
I’m telling everyone I invented the term “nappatizer”
its a mini sleep that you do before getting back up then going to bed.
its a mini sleep that you do before getting back up then going to bed.
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I’m telling everyone I invented the term “nappatizer”
its a mini sleep that you do before getting back up then going to bed.
its a mini sleep that you do before getting back up then going to bed.
Aaaaaand we’re back.
Can confirm… shit is down. Dont need the downdetector to tell you this but if so… (3:10am cst)
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Aaaaaand we’re back.
Well that totally fucks up what I planned to do this morning since I cant sleep
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Well that totally fucks up what I planned to do this morning since I cant sleep
Can confirm… shit is down. Dont need the downdetector to tell you this but if so… (3:10am cst)
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Can confirm… shit is down. Dont need the downdetector to tell you this but if so… (3:10am cst)
People talk about having “bedroom eyes” but I think I got like bathroom eyes… or maybe foyer eyes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
People talk about having “bedroom eyes” but I think I got like bathroom eyes… or maybe foyer eyes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
FWIW this is not entirely factual…
This order only addresses the penalties within the federal criminal case itself. In Gentile's specific criminal case, the government had not yet secured a final restitution order; repayments were being handled through the various civil and regulatory actions.
This order only addresses the penalties within the federal criminal case itself. In Gentile's specific criminal case, the government had not yet secured a final restitution order; repayments were being handled through the various civil and regulatory actions.
This man ripped off teachers, nurses, small business owners - people from all walks of life and professions. Some lost their life savings. Not only did Trump let him out of prison, he also doesn’t have to pay back the victims.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
FWIW this is not entirely factual…
This order only addresses the penalties within the federal criminal case itself. In Gentile's specific criminal case, the government had not yet secured a final restitution order; repayments were being handled through the various civil and regulatory actions.
This order only addresses the penalties within the federal criminal case itself. In Gentile's specific criminal case, the government had not yet secured a final restitution order; repayments were being handled through the various civil and regulatory actions.
Wasn’t it in the 70’s when we had long lines at the gas pump? I remember the 1979 one. And the original clean air emissions act was 1970 soooo what the fuck is he even talking about?
this stupid shit is all they have, they are incapable of governing because they only care about exploiting culture war bull shit to accumulate power and wealth among their inner circle
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Wasn’t it in the 70’s when we had long lines at the gas pump? I remember the 1979 one. And the original clean air emissions act was 1970 soooo what the fuck is he even talking about?
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U.S. reinstates all canceled library grants after court order www.washingtonpost.com/style/2025/1...
U.S. reinstates all canceled library grants after court order
A court ruled that Trump’s effort to dismantle the Institute of Museum and Library Services, the only federal agency dedicated to funding libraries, was unlawful.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
U.S. reinstates all canceled library grants after court order www.washingtonpost.com/style/2025/1...
What if Aliens are only really skinny with big heads because they have their own version of Ozempic?
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What if Aliens are only really skinny with big heads because they have their own version of Ozempic?
I think each party should be required to run two presidential candidates. One extreme candidate and one more moderate candidate. Those on the fringe on each side will vote for the more extreme version in their respective party causing less extreme pendulum swings when the final votes are tallied
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I think each party should be required to run two presidential candidates. One extreme candidate and one more moderate candidate. Those on the fringe on each side will vote for the more extreme version in their respective party causing less extreme pendulum swings when the final votes are tallied
Instead of Trump savings accounts what about spending that money on making childcare affordable instead?
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Instead of Trump savings accounts what about spending that money on making childcare affordable instead?