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Thomm Quackenbush
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Fantasy and fantastic author. I have groped more ghosts and annoyed more felonious teens than 99.9% of people.

Lurking around the Hudson Valley, NY.

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I'm just glad that, no matter our differences, we are all united on how there should be no pedophiles in the government.

Now to open X, the Everything App...
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
So, when you are a child sex trafficker having Thanksgiving dinner with the President, do you bring a side dish?

I mean, aside from the obvious.
Trump Spent Thanksgiving With Epstein During His First Term in Office: Report
A bombshell revelation has reignited questions about Donald Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein — and this time, the timeline lands squarely in Trump’s first year as president.
dailyboulder.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people.

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“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."

child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We measure books of this ilk by a strange metric. If they are successful, we want to read something else immediately. We also want to listen to it and watch it because the author makes such a persuasive argument. And when we have already experienced that media...

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Thomm Quackenbush's review of Fan Mail
5/5: We measure books of this ilk by a strange metric. If they are successful, we want to read something else immediately. We also want to listen to it and watch it because the author makes such a per...
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November 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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cooked his ass
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Zohran's success will hinge equally on what he is ABLE to do and how effectively he messages to voters when the federal govt of wealthy interests / police, etc in NYC deliberately sabotage things.

we've seen this shit in oregon with elites lining up to torpedo progressive measures
The full weight of western capitalism is about to laser focus on NYC. The robber barons failed to win and will panic. They will sabotage NYC because the system cannot allow Mamdani's term to be successful. They cannot allow people to believe things can be better. Your job now is to hold the line.
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November 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
When rescuing a boy from human traffickers via mind warping, remember the real victims:

Godzilla rolls.

#writers #fiction #author #fantasy #speculative

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The Bounded Water: The Gray Between - Thomm Quackenbush
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November 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hear me out: What if we took the overtime these police are going to get for standing in the cereal aisle and gave it to people so they don't starve?
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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President Trump could have spent the past year making hundreds of millions from crypto. Instead, he selflessly let his sons make hundreds of millions from crypto, limiting his own income to bribes, media shakedowns, and a free plane. Will the press acknowledge this sacrifice?

by Hugh Hewitt
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hey, their powers are also as strong as a box fan, detuned radio, or slightly hot flashlight spring.
One fascinating finding about ghosts is that, based on analysis of hundreds of haunting videos, the physical strength of a spirit is roughly the same as a length of fishing line
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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“Join the Shirriffs! Serve the Big Chief! Arrest your neighbors! Scour the Shire!”
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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But the AI that told you that your fake family is fake is no more real than your fake family, so why listen to it? For that matter, why listen to yourself, since the Self is also an illusion? Just listen to the KLED: All Led Zeppelin, all the time.
October 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
How some of you sound.
October 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
So, what's getting better ratings for the half-time show?

The Puppy Bowl

or

Kid Rock featuring Ted Nugent
October 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
But we already have the Puppy Bowl?

Wait a damn minute. Did that puppy just bark, "Gracias"?!
October 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.
October 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Historically, the Insurrection Act has only been used in response to genuine emergencies. Some experts believe that if President Trump invokes the Insurrection Act simply as a pretext for a military invasion and occupation of multiple blue cities, it would represent a possible violation of norms.
October 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh no, why?
October 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM