Thomm Quackenbush
@thommquackenbush.com
Fantasy and fantastic author. I have groped more ghosts and annoyed more felonious teens than 99.9% of people.
Lurking around the Hudson Valley, NY.
HTTP://thommquackenbush.com
Lurking around the Hudson Valley, NY.
HTTP://thommquackenbush.com
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
This Man had a daughter to haunt our dreams?
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This Man had a daughter to haunt our dreams?
How some of you sound.
October 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
How some of you sound.
But we already have the Puppy Bowl?
Wait a damn minute. Did that puppy just bark, "Gracias"?!
Wait a damn minute. Did that puppy just bark, "Gracias"?!
October 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
But we already have the Puppy Bowl?
Wait a damn minute. Did that puppy just bark, "Gracias"?!
Wait a damn minute. Did that puppy just bark, "Gracias"?!
The Democrats should be brought in front of Congress to explain why they thought they could hide Joe Biden's obvious infirmities from the American people! This is a criminal malfeasance of the electorate, and--
Oh, it's Trump's hand?
He looks great! Just needs to learn to blend his concealer.
Oh, it's Trump's hand?
He looks great! Just needs to learn to blend his concealer.
September 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Democrats should be brought in front of Congress to explain why they thought they could hide Joe Biden's obvious infirmities from the American people! This is a criminal malfeasance of the electorate, and--
Oh, it's Trump's hand?
He looks great! Just needs to learn to blend his concealer.
Oh, it's Trump's hand?
He looks great! Just needs to learn to blend his concealer.
I don't know what you are all on about. Mr. Trump looks to be at the peak of health.
August 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I don't know what you are all on about. Mr. Trump looks to be at the peak of health.
Well, the plot is good, Mr. Hemingway, but I think the prose could be tighter.
August 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Well, the plot is good, Mr. Hemingway, but I think the prose could be tighter.
Can your positronic brain create such beauty?
August 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Can your positronic brain create such beauty?
I do not know, but I can assure you that no actor has smuggled more putatively Yeti mummy hands in his wife's panties.
No, not a euphemism. He did this.
No, not a euphemism. He did this.
August 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I do not know, but I can assure you that no actor has smuggled more putatively Yeti mummy hands in his wife's panties.
No, not a euphemism. He did this.
No, not a euphemism. He did this.
It is sinful enough that the AI generates quotes I did not write for these fake articles. Must it make me sound like a basic-ass bitch who has never thought about UFOs?
Because a UFO will kill you and everyone you love. There is one behind you right now.
Because a UFO will kill you and everyone you love. There is one behind you right now.
August 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It is sinful enough that the AI generates quotes I did not write for these fake articles. Must it make me sound like a basic-ass bitch who has never thought about UFOs?
Because a UFO will kill you and everyone you love. There is one behind you right now.
Because a UFO will kill you and everyone you love. There is one behind you right now.
They've decided to get a dog.
July 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
They've decided to get a dog.
Don't you DARE @ Elon Musk! He does not need to know about Gef the Talking Mongoose!
May 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Don't you DARE @ Elon Musk! He does not need to know about Gef the Talking Mongoose!
True Jason Mendoza energy right here.
March 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
True Jason Mendoza energy right here.
Dancing while especially white?
March 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Dancing while especially white?
One day, I will get the full story out of these Satanic pretenders!
February 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
One day, I will get the full story out of these Satanic pretenders!
You know what I heard about Anne Hathaway?
February 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You know what I heard about Anne Hathaway?
So, one of my favorite things about Bluesky is that scammers keep messaging me who want me to commit a blood ritual for the Satanic Temple in order to get money.
You'd never get this quality on Twitter!
You'd never get this quality on Twitter!
January 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So, one of my favorite things about Bluesky is that scammers keep messaging me who want me to commit a blood ritual for the Satanic Temple in order to get money.
You'd never get this quality on Twitter!
You'd never get this quality on Twitter!
It's a bot. Do not engage the bot.
January 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's a bot. Do not engage the bot.
So, is this what detectives looked like in the seventies, or was it specifically cops who dealt with the paranormal by befriending afflicted priests?
January 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So, is this what detectives looked like in the seventies, or was it specifically cops who dealt with the paranormal by befriending afflicted priests?
...They make rice.
Possibly with a side of bag.
Possibly with a side of bag.
January 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
...They make rice.
Possibly with a side of bag.
Possibly with a side of bag.
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
January 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
If your man looks like this, he's only going to pretend to love you long enough to break your heart.
December 31, 2024 at 9:29 PM
If your man looks like this, he's only going to pretend to love you long enough to break your heart.
My book, The Curious Case of the Talking Mongoose, about Gef is doing well! Clearly, the poltergeist marmot is looking out for me.
Who knew "History Humor" was a category?
Who knew "History Humor" was a category?
December 28, 2024 at 2:03 AM
My book, The Curious Case of the Talking Mongoose, about Gef is doing well! Clearly, the poltergeist marmot is looking out for me.
Who knew "History Humor" was a category?
Who knew "History Humor" was a category?
No, I've never been to that airport, but I am a connoisseur of weird things, so I know Blucifer.
That doesn't mean I can explain why Blucifer is, but I know him.
That doesn't mean I can explain why Blucifer is, but I know him.
December 27, 2024 at 4:58 PM
No, I've never been to that airport, but I am a connoisseur of weird things, so I know Blucifer.
That doesn't mean I can explain why Blucifer is, but I know him.
That doesn't mean I can explain why Blucifer is, but I know him.