Ashwin Venkatesh
@thisisnotashwin.bsky.social
i’m here for football and nerd stuff
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I’m coming out of football coma months and yeah this Geese record is fucking amazing
January 23, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I’m coming out of football coma months and yeah this Geese record is fucking amazing
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Oh NO a simultaneous catch/pick 😭
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January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Oh NO a simultaneous catch/pick 😭
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I'm breaking tables with malice in Buffalo right now. crashing out like my life depended on it.
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I'm breaking tables with malice in Buffalo right now. crashing out like my life depended on it.
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HAHAHAHA WHAT IS A CATCH?!!??
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January 19, 2026 at 2:07 AM
HAHAHAHA WHAT IS A CATCH?!!??
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Everyone in Buffalo just exploded.
January 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Everyone in Buffalo just exploded.
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MATT FREAKIN PRATER
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
MATT FREAKIN PRATER
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throwing a TD to your OLman is bad for your soul
January 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM
throwing a TD to your OLman is bad for your soul
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Josh Allen plays like he has a bomb in his skull that will go off if he doesn’t do five outlandish things in three hours
November 10, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Josh Allen plays like he has a bomb in his skull that will go off if he doesn’t do five outlandish things in three hours
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Potentially unpopular opinion: I’d move on from Sirianni faster than I would from Lafleur.
MLF also screwed up the clock, but Packers were majorly affected by injuries.
What’s Nick’s excuse?
MLF also screwed up the clock, but Packers were majorly affected by injuries.
What’s Nick’s excuse?
January 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Potentially unpopular opinion: I’d move on from Sirianni faster than I would from Lafleur.
MLF also screwed up the clock, but Packers were majorly affected by injuries.
What’s Nick’s excuse?
MLF also screwed up the clock, but Packers were majorly affected by injuries.
What’s Nick’s excuse?
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Holy crap there are two more games today 😭😭😭
January 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Holy crap there are two more games today 😭😭😭
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Respect to Cam Little. He knew the clock had expired. A gentleman.
January 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Respect to Cam Little. He knew the clock had expired. A gentleman.
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Cignetti has a portrait of himself in his attic that gets happier and more exuberant over time
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Cignetti has a portrait of himself in his attic that gets happier and more exuberant over time
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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baseball will do a 162 game season and then get to the playoffs and act like it’s in a rush to wrap things up. best of 3 playoff series, back to back World Series games. calm down.
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
baseball will do a 162 game season and then get to the playoffs and act like it’s in a rush to wrap things up. best of 3 playoff series, back to back World Series games. calm down.
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Brian Kelly calling in every code violation he sees in his neighborhood this morning just to feel something
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Brian Kelly calling in every code violation he sees in his neighborhood this morning just to feel something
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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I know it’s a word but it’s a personal pet peeve of mine when people say “resiliency” instead of “resilience”
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I know it’s a word but it’s a personal pet peeve of mine when people say “resiliency” instead of “resilience”
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Miami's uniforms tonight look like an infection
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Miami's uniforms tonight look like an infection
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every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
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If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.
October 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.
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Informal sample size of early Halloween events suggests somewhere been 20-30% of children in Los Angeles are Bluey this year
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Informal sample size of early Halloween events suggests somewhere been 20-30% of children in Los Angeles are Bluey this year
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On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
April 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
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cycling only exists on the pogacar - van der poel binary at this point with an exact crossing where van der poel wins every race easier than it and pogacar wins every race harder than it
April 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
cycling only exists on the pogacar - van der poel binary at this point with an exact crossing where van der poel wins every race easier than it and pogacar wins every race harder than it