Patrick
banner
thisaintnogame.bsky.social
Patrick
@thisaintnogame.bsky.social
But why
Reposted by Patrick
Jimmy Fallon: “And do you use DKC Returns when raising your baby?”

Reggie Fils-Aimé: “I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without Tutorial Pig and Super Kong. You’re actually holding the umbilical cord!”

Jimmy Fallon: “Haha, great, great, I can’t believe it.”
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by Patrick
December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Reposted by Patrick
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’m now sold on this game
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Reposted by Patrick
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
*receives vision* Donkey Kong Musuo
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by Patrick
the democratic party’s basic problem is it has almost no control over how its message reaches the ears of voters, especially outside of presidential election years. but rather than devote serious time, attention and cash to that problem its consultants and pundits want to fight factional battles
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Reposted by Patrick
when your political homie has one too many drinks
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Sakurai just loves talking about games and I love that for him
Sakurai Nintendo Direct #2 for Kirby Air Riders scheduled for Oct 23, 6 AM PT (60 minutes long) www.youtube.com/live/_ZHYjYH...
October 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Reposted by Patrick
Legendary Final Fantasy Composer Nobuo Uematsu says he’s never used generative AI, and never will.

"I think it still feels more rewarding to go through the hardships of creating something myself."

automaton-media.com/en/news/fina...
October 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Terrible. It should clearly be called “Freak on a Leak”.
Pokémon Legends: Z-A Has Started to Leak Online, Early Builds, Pokédex, and More (dubbed "Freakleak". 71+ GBs as of now)
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
October 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Argath in FFT be like “let me put myself and the party in the least defensible position possible”
October 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Miyamoto brought in a thumb drive in the middle of the day and told them to upload it now
Close to You – Nintendo www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsuf...

Nintendo drops animated video

explains nothing
October 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Reposted by Patrick
"great!"
"The hundreds of billions of dollars companies are investing in AI now account for an astonishing 40 per cent share of US GDP growth this year... In a way, then, America has become one big bet on AI."
America is now one big bet on AI
It’s seen as the magic fix for every threat to the US economy
www.ft.com
October 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Reposted by Patrick
October 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Uh, any suggestions for killing time in the Dallas airport? I unfortunately have about 4 hours until my next flight.
September 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
*puts Zoom link in the meeting invite*

Outlook: So this is a Teams meeting, right??
September 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Reposted by Patrick
every damn time
September 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Went down a rabbit hole this morning trying to remember a random game I rented as a child. It was “Dudes with Attitude”. This game may have actually invented emojis.
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reposted by Patrick
this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Going to be a lot of videos of cats pushing this thing off tables
Talking Flower product announced, out Spring 2026
September 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Waiting for an MRI result is just an exercise in how many nightmarish scenarios my brain can concoct
August 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What is it about a doctor’s office that causes me to lose the ability to speak coherently.

“What seems to be the issue?”

“Uh… leg hurt bad or something, please help”
August 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
shaving is a management sim experience for your flesh
tattoos are a soulslike experience for your flesh
August 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM