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How does a dr go from telling you you're going to die from an ectopic pregnancy, to "we need to do another sono in a few days? #ithoughtiwasgoingtodie
August 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Man was looking for roger
July 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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So the shooter yesterday was looking to shoot up the NFL
July 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Actually your email finds me eating spaghetti out of a ziplock bag in my lap while I tailgate an 18 wheeler
April 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Running into an old friend at the fancy grocery store about an hour from home when he is also an hour from home in the opposite direction feels like a special kind of coincidence.
April 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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An anesthesiologist accused of trying to kill his wife on a popular Hawaii hiking trail previously accused her of having an affair, which led to “extreme jealousy,” according to a temporary restraining order petition filed by his wife.
Restraining order petition provides new details in case of Hawaii doctor charged with trying to kill his wife | CNN
An anesthesiologist accused of trying to kill his wife on a popular Hawaii hiking trail previously accused her of having an affair, which led to “extreme jealousy,” according to a temporary restrainin...
www.cnn.com
April 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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you're not ugly, you're just not your own type
March 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I am officially an adult. I had to clean someone’s vomit out of my carpet for the first time.
March 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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someone should pay me a bunch of money to write in a weird building somewhere for a month
March 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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March 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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How to get a copy of your birth certificate for REAL ID or for a passport application:

www.frommers.com/tips/entry-r...
How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate for Travel
Birth certificates are crucial for obtaining essential identification for travel. Do you know where your birth certificate is?
www.frommers.com
March 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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It's come to my attention that some people believe you can't buy a new book until you've read the books you already have. Let me assure you, as both a lawyer and a writer, that this idea is legally and morally WRONG and BAD. Buy more books.
March 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Just emptied a yoghurt on to a digestive biscuit and added a few grapes, like some kind of Misery Cheesecake. Was really nice.
March 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Once again I decided not to buy more wine, because these days I drink too much wine when I have wine, and also I make terrible food choices when I drink too much wine, and now I am just sitting here with my feelings & my clear-eyed perception of reality, wondering why I don't have wine.
March 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Some woman on hinge liked me and she was cute then I read her bio. “I love Jesus and hate Mexican food.” Absolutely not. What sort of soulless jezebel hates tacos?
March 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Having meatloaf for breakfast. BECOME UNGOVERNABLE, EMBRACE CHAOS
March 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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wanted to die but then i had a sandwich with a cup of soup
March 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Feeling like Gwyneth Paltrow at the beginning of Contagion after going out to dinner the other night so if I die just know the hummus was good
March 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I need to eat something but am feeling resentful of the responsibility to meet my own basic needs.
March 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I get why eggs are so expensive but why are tf have chips gotten so damn pricey? You want $6.29 for some goddamn seasoned corn triangles?? Is it corn flu going around?
March 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Somehow I can drink coffee every morning without spilling it all over myself, but the second I put on a white shirt? Game over
March 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Tres leches cake is so good bro this shit wet as fuck
March 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM