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I'm the friend you have to warn your other friends about before they meet me...
...and apologize for after I'm gone. #SorryNotSorry
...and apologize for after I'm gone. #SorryNotSorry
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I've got another 80/20 rule for the "Incels:" 80% of y'all have a shitty attitude and only 20% of y'all are willing to admit it.
It's only "involuntary" if you're incapable of change, which sounds like a *you* problem...
It's only "involuntary" if you're incapable of change, which sounds like a *you* problem...
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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
@aclu.org We need your help in TX RIGHT NOW! TEA has declared new policies to punish schools and students, in order to infringe on students' 1st Amendment right to a protest walkout regarding ICE enforcement. As a parent, I support my child's right to protest and need your help to secure that right!
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
@aclu.org We need your help in TX RIGHT NOW! TEA has declared new policies to punish schools and students, in order to infringe on students' 1st Amendment right to a protest walkout regarding ICE enforcement. As a parent, I support my child's right to protest and need your help to secure that right!
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Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and being this much of a whiney victim BITCH.
Good god what a child
Good god what a child
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and being this much of a whiney victim BITCH.
Good god what a child
Good god what a child
With everything happening right now, I just wanted to remind people that keeping track of our loved ones is EXTREMELY important. REACH OUT TO YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS AND FAMILY TODAY! Obtain emergency contact information (PHONE NUMBERS!) for several of their nearest friends, relatives, neighbors. 1/3
February 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
With everything happening right now, I just wanted to remind people that keeping track of our loved ones is EXTREMELY important. REACH OUT TO YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS AND FAMILY TODAY! Obtain emergency contact information (PHONE NUMBERS!) for several of their nearest friends, relatives, neighbors. 1/3
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Did he even say thank you
Vance Got Booed To Hell At The Olympics
Did he even say thank you?
www.thegodshow.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Did he even say thank you
For once, the Dems are singing, "Anything you can do, I can do better." It only took paramilitary in our streets killing citizens to move the needle. 🤦♂️
![Ron Filipkowski 1h VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA's redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas
X.com
You all started it and we fucking finished it.
Re; Ted Cruz @tedcruz 18h A brazen abuse of power & an insult to democracy.
47% of VA voted Trump. They will now get just 9% of the seats. ..
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February 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
For once, the Dems are singing, "Anything you can do, I can do better." It only took paramilitary in our streets killing citizens to move the needle. 🤦♂️
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I’d like to report a murder.
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February 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I’d like to report a murder.
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Donald Trump is:
- Openly racist
- Covering up evidence he may have sexually abused children
- Directly responsible for the murder of US citizens by masked agents of the state
- Openly looting the treasury and taking bribes from foreign leaders
- Polling at 38% amongst the American people
- Openly racist
- Covering up evidence he may have sexually abused children
- Directly responsible for the murder of US citizens by masked agents of the state
- Openly looting the treasury and taking bribes from foreign leaders
- Polling at 38% amongst the American people
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Donald Trump is:
- Openly racist
- Covering up evidence he may have sexually abused children
- Directly responsible for the murder of US citizens by masked agents of the state
- Openly looting the treasury and taking bribes from foreign leaders
- Polling at 38% amongst the American people
- Openly racist
- Covering up evidence he may have sexually abused children
- Directly responsible for the murder of US citizens by masked agents of the state
- Openly looting the treasury and taking bribes from foreign leaders
- Polling at 38% amongst the American people
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They looked for “Don T” in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of “don’t”
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
They looked for “Don T” in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of “don’t”
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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For those keeping score at home:
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
For those keeping score at home:
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
WOW, Samsung's AI photo editing is literal hot garbage. I was trying to use the feature to remove just the background from a couple of pictures I took. Photoshop from 20 years ago could do this correctly, mind you. So, this is the tech they're propping up our entire economy with, eh? 💀
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
WOW, Samsung's AI photo editing is literal hot garbage. I was trying to use the feature to remove just the background from a couple of pictures I took. Photoshop from 20 years ago could do this correctly, mind you. So, this is the tech they're propping up our entire economy with, eh? 💀
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
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This is the type of letter you write and make public when you’ve discovered that the CIA is up to no good and can’t be trusted—and you have no confidence the people in charge care.
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
This is the type of letter you write and make public when you’ve discovered that the CIA is up to no good and can’t be trusted—and you have no confidence the people in charge care.
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In other words, appeal to hatred.
It's something being tried in Canada, too. But I think our multi-party Westminister parliamentary system is more robust to it. As well, we are not subject to:
(a) years-long election campaigns
(b) unlimited political donations
(c) rampant gerrymandering
It's something being tried in Canada, too. But I think our multi-party Westminister parliamentary system is more robust to it. As well, we are not subject to:
(a) years-long election campaigns
(b) unlimited political donations
(c) rampant gerrymandering
February 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
In other words, appeal to hatred.
It's something being tried in Canada, too. But I think our multi-party Westminister parliamentary system is more robust to it. As well, we are not subject to:
(a) years-long election campaigns
(b) unlimited political donations
(c) rampant gerrymandering
It's something being tried in Canada, too. But I think our multi-party Westminister parliamentary system is more robust to it. As well, we are not subject to:
(a) years-long election campaigns
(b) unlimited political donations
(c) rampant gerrymandering
Here's what blind facist loyalty looks and feels like...
February 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Here's what blind facist loyalty looks and feels like...
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Christian Nationalism is just White Supremacy in Bible drag.
February 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Christian Nationalism is just White Supremacy in Bible drag.
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No masks on cops. No masks on cops. No masks on cops. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
The Real Reason ICE Agents Wear Masks
Face-coverings may work less to protect federal agents from danger than to make it easier for them to do unconstitutional things.
www.theatlantic.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
No masks on cops. No masks on cops. No masks on cops. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Poverty is a policy choice. Concentrated wealth is a policy choice. Inequality is a policy choice. None of it is natural or inevitable. Remember: We have the power to build a system that serves the many, not the powerful few.
February 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Poverty is a policy choice. Concentrated wealth is a policy choice. Inequality is a policy choice. None of it is natural or inevitable. Remember: We have the power to build a system that serves the many, not the powerful few.
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"A government shutdown falls on the president's lack of leadership. I mean, problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak."
Trump 2013
#justsaying
Trump 2013
#justsaying
January 31, 2026 at 6:31 PM
"A government shutdown falls on the president's lack of leadership. I mean, problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak."
Trump 2013
#justsaying
Trump 2013
#justsaying
Fuck Dallas Sanitation Services telling us we can leave overflowing trash from the storm next to our bin and it will be collected.
Then I find all that trash still on the ground and my bin EMPTY. I should take all this garbage and leave it on the front porch of the Sanitation Services Director. 🖕
Then I find all that trash still on the ground and my bin EMPTY. I should take all this garbage and leave it on the front porch of the Sanitation Services Director. 🖕
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Fuck Dallas Sanitation Services telling us we can leave overflowing trash from the storm next to our bin and it will be collected.
Then I find all that trash still on the ground and my bin EMPTY. I should take all this garbage and leave it on the front porch of the Sanitation Services Director. 🖕
Then I find all that trash still on the ground and my bin EMPTY. I should take all this garbage and leave it on the front porch of the Sanitation Services Director. 🖕
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Movie review from Guardian on Melania.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Movie review from Guardian on Melania.