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I'm the friend you have to warn your other friends about before they meet me...
...and apologize for after I'm gone. #SorryNotSorry
...and apologize for after I'm gone. #SorryNotSorry
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I've got another 80/20 rule for the "Incels:" 80% of y'all have a shitty attitude and only 20% of y'all are willing to admit it.
It's only "involuntary" if you're incapable of change, which sounds like a *you* problem...
It's only "involuntary" if you're incapable of change, which sounds like a *you* problem...
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The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
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The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
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The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
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Elon Musk is not only an immigrant, his brother spilled the tea that Elon was in the US illegally.
And as this tweet shows, he is also a dipshit with absolutely no self-awareness.
And as this tweet shows, he is also a dipshit with absolutely no self-awareness.
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Elon Musk is not only an immigrant, his brother spilled the tea that Elon was in the US illegally.
And as this tweet shows, he is also a dipshit with absolutely no self-awareness.
And as this tweet shows, he is also a dipshit with absolutely no self-awareness.
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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Are you MAGAs confused? Mamdani in the White House?
Let me clear up your confusion. You were never part of the grift. You have always been, just another stupid MARK for Trump to exploit. MAGA isn't real. Never was. You can't con an honest person, so you lying sacks were the real targets all along.
Let me clear up your confusion. You were never part of the grift. You have always been, just another stupid MARK for Trump to exploit. MAGA isn't real. Never was. You can't con an honest person, so you lying sacks were the real targets all along.
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Are you MAGAs confused? Mamdani in the White House?
Let me clear up your confusion. You were never part of the grift. You have always been, just another stupid MARK for Trump to exploit. MAGA isn't real. Never was. You can't con an honest person, so you lying sacks were the real targets all along.
Let me clear up your confusion. You were never part of the grift. You have always been, just another stupid MARK for Trump to exploit. MAGA isn't real. Never was. You can't con an honest person, so you lying sacks were the real targets all along.
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For the last time, people, "Epstein" is the name of the criminal. The president is "Epstein's monster."
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
For the last time, people, "Epstein" is the name of the criminal. The president is "Epstein's monster."
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A lot of disinformation is circulating about what Senators/Representatives Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, Goodlander, and Houlahan actually said. Here is the transcript. It contains no accusation that the President issued unlawful orders, no call to disobey lawful orders, and no advocacy of mutiny.
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A lot of disinformation is circulating about what Senators/Representatives Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, Goodlander, and Houlahan actually said. Here is the transcript. It contains no accusation that the President issued unlawful orders, no call to disobey lawful orders, and no advocacy of mutiny.
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Since when does the GOVERNOR OF A STATE get to declare entire groups of people "foreign terrorist organizations!?" 🧐
The headline should read: "Feckless Manchild is King of His Own Backyard, Says You Aren't Allowed to Play with His Toys." 🖕
gov.texas.gov/news/post/go...
The headline should read: "Feckless Manchild is King of His Own Backyard, Says You Aren't Allowed to Play with His Toys." 🖕
gov.texas.gov/news/post/go...
Governor Abbott Designates Muslim Brotherhood, CAIR As Foreign Terrorist Organizations
gov.texas.gov
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Since when does the GOVERNOR OF A STATE get to declare entire groups of people "foreign terrorist organizations!?" 🧐
The headline should read: "Feckless Manchild is King of His Own Backyard, Says You Aren't Allowed to Play with His Toys." 🖕
gov.texas.gov/news/post/go...
The headline should read: "Feckless Manchild is King of His Own Backyard, Says You Aren't Allowed to Play with His Toys." 🖕
gov.texas.gov/news/post/go...
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November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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A reminder that when Christian Nationalists in the Republican Party lecture you about the importance of "religious freedom," they are not talking about YOUR religion or YOUR freedom. They are talking about THEIR freedom to impose THEIR religion on you.
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A reminder that when Christian Nationalists in the Republican Party lecture you about the importance of "religious freedom," they are not talking about YOUR religion or YOUR freedom. They are talking about THEIR freedom to impose THEIR religion on you.
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IF THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO EVEN LOOK AT — I’VE HEARD OF CHILDREN HAVING TO ENDURE WORSE AND NOT ONLY DID NO ONE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, BUT THEY ELECTED A LITIGATED RAPIST TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES.
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
IF THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO EVEN LOOK AT — I’VE HEARD OF CHILDREN HAVING TO ENDURE WORSE AND NOT ONLY DID NO ONE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, BUT THEY ELECTED A LITIGATED RAPIST TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES.
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According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
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Megyn Kelly has a 15-year-old child living in her house. Perhaps, Child Protective Services is due to make a call.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Megyn Kelly has a 15-year-old child living in her house. Perhaps, Child Protective Services is due to make a call.
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
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Fact-check: true 😕
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Fact-check: true 😕
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You would think that the 8 GOP Senators who are SO OUTRAGED that Jack Smith subpoenaed their phone records that they want $1 million compensation would bring him in to testify IN A PUBLIC HEARING to explain why he did this. But no, they don’t want to do that. I wonder why?
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You would think that the 8 GOP Senators who are SO OUTRAGED that Jack Smith subpoenaed their phone records that they want $1 million compensation would bring him in to testify IN A PUBLIC HEARING to explain why he did this. But no, they don’t want to do that. I wonder why?
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Trying to decide whether to use my invisible tariff check from Trump or my invisible cost saving rebate check from DOGE to fill the tank of my car with a 500-year loan with invisible $2/gallon gas . . .
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Trying to decide whether to use my invisible tariff check from Trump or my invisible cost saving rebate check from DOGE to fill the tank of my car with a 500-year loan with invisible $2/gallon gas . . .
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Husbands with Grindr profiles?
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Husbands with Grindr profiles?
Mister..."Sample," is it? Well said!
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Mister..."Sample," is it? Well said!
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Trump may tell Americans — even his own supporters — that they won’t pay the tariffs.
But at the same time, his own lawyers are arguing before the Supreme Court that American businesses and consumers pay the tariffs.
Listen for yourself.
But at the same time, his own lawyers are arguing before the Supreme Court that American businesses and consumers pay the tariffs.
Listen for yourself.
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Trump may tell Americans — even his own supporters — that they won’t pay the tariffs.
But at the same time, his own lawyers are arguing before the Supreme Court that American businesses and consumers pay the tariffs.
Listen for yourself.
But at the same time, his own lawyers are arguing before the Supreme Court that American businesses and consumers pay the tariffs.
Listen for yourself.
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She believes in the sanctity of traditional Christian marriage.
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
She believes in the sanctity of traditional Christian marriage.