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Misanthropic curmudgeon. Overrated.

Ōtepoti

Quite sweary

He/Him
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Tumblr died in these waters.
"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"

I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.

It's not actually about the kids.
February 10, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Alternate headline:
“It became public just how much Sunny was ripping us off”

#nzpol
Retail crime advisory group disbands four months early
The group - which has faced criticism for its spending - will wind up in May.
www.rnz.co.nz
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Otis is fkn huge. Daschund for scale.
#greyhound
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Post a banger not in English
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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I mean it’s been over 6 months since panty-liner ear, and there’s no Netflix doco?
Melania got a whole movie.
Interesting how there were 2 assassination attempts on the orange guy, and a successful one on C Kirk, but after a few days we never heard a thing about the assassins ever again.

Not saying there a conspiracy.
It’s just an observation.
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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punk dilemmas
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Ghislaine has said she can clear the orange guy of any crimes.

The same Ghislaine who effectively plead her way out of perjury charges. (by being an annoying cunt to the point prosecutors just couldn't be arsed pursuing them)

#epsteinfiles
February 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
There isn't a govt levy on dairy so farmers can buy more fukn cows
#nzpol
Or better yet...the power companies that keep reporting record profits every year.
Maybe the shareholders can suck it up and get slightly less dividends for once.
Uh…how about put the levy on fukn GAS being that it’s to pay for y’know…gas.
Why the fuck should I pay more for my electricity so someone else can an have cheap gas?
#nzpol
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February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Or better yet...the power companies that keep reporting record profits every year.
Maybe the shareholders can suck it up and get slightly less dividends for once.
Uh…how about put the levy on fukn GAS being that it’s to pay for y’know…gas.
Why the fuck should I pay more for my electricity so someone else can an have cheap gas?
#nzpol
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February 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Uh…how about put the levy on fukn GAS being that it’s to pay for y’know…gas.
Why the fuck should I pay more for my electricity so someone else can an have cheap gas?
#nzpol
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February 9, 2026 at 7:13 AM
I mean it’s been over 6 months since panty-liner ear, and there’s no Netflix doco?
Melania got a whole movie.
Interesting how there were 2 assassination attempts on the orange guy, and a successful one on C Kirk, but after a few days we never heard a thing about the assassins ever again.

Not saying there a conspiracy.
It’s just an observation.
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Interesting how there were 2 assassination attempts on the orange guy, and a successful one on C Kirk, but after a few days we never heard a thing about the assassins ever again.

Not saying there a conspiracy.
It’s just an observation.
February 9, 2026 at 6:24 AM
So it was no books that had an effect on mosque murder boy’s mental health.
Not the fact he’d fukn slaughtered 51 people.
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
The takeaway from this, is even the orange guy had no interest in "the alternative, patriot, maga, christofacist, kid rock halftime show" and still watched the proper one.
Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
When mainstream media are calling AI slop too, you've lost
How fake NZ news pages are swamping Facebook with AI slop
Analysis - "Fake NZ news" pages are bombarding social media with misleading slop, including using AI to animate photos of a teenage landslide victim.
www.rnz.co.nz
February 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I don’t get it.
Does the mosque terrorist think he’s going to get a better deal in a trial?
Remove the guilty plea from the equation and it wasn’t going to be a better outcome for him.
February 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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Winston Peters has been in politics for 312 years, changes position more than most people change their undies and yet his arguments are still presented as though he means them in good faith. A sane media would have mocked him out of politics years ago
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Today I am announcing my campaign for the Dunedin City Council byelection.

I’m standing to offer leadership that's ready to go on day one; that's willing & able to challenge the government’s reforms; & that's prepared to make decisions in the best long-term interests of the city.

aaronhawkins.nz
February 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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My body is a finely tuned instrument and that instrument is a Muppaphone.
February 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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The staffer
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Norma and her new friend Otis.
#normageddon
#greyhound.
February 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Tesla with a “rawww” number plate.
Just doubling up on the cringe
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
You can take the dog out of the track, but you can’t take the track out of the dog.
#normageddon
#greyhound
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The accommodation services increase will be property managers and real estate agents, who add absolutely nothing to the economy or society
This week's lies, damn lies, and green shoots award goes to Brad Olsen (via Susan Edmunds). This is a particularly disgusting use of data - like so bad that the article should be removed. Let's have a look... [🧵 1/n]
February 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM