The Trash Lad
@thetrashlad.bsky.social
used to post about tottenham, the suns and other nonsense under my real name on twitter dot com. now I'm just the trash lad
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The Trash Lad
@thetrashlad.bsky.social
· May 21
Important part of adulthood is realizing that you are not a funny person and accepting that fact about yourself. Now, it's more difficult to accept when you realize you also bring nothing else to the table but life is a journey of discovery.
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As a non-drinker I definitely concur that chili is the best cocktail
February 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
As a non-drinker I definitely concur that chili is the best cocktail
"Tom Wilson Gordie Howe hattrick at the Olympics" is pretty funny
February 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"Tom Wilson Gordie Howe hattrick at the Olympics" is pretty funny
Macklin Celebrini, youngest bossman I've ever seen
February 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Macklin Celebrini, youngest bossman I've ever seen
this powerplay unit really is unbelievable lol
February 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
this powerplay unit really is unbelievable lol
Marc Kennedy should have to self flagellate with a broom like the Opus Dei guy in Da Vinci Code
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Marc Kennedy should have to self flagellate with a broom like the Opus Dei guy in Da Vinci Code
when I am empowering my local management team to make the worst decisions possible
when I am ready to leverage my experience as a placekicker and Tavistock executive to help Tottenham Hotspur
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 PM
when I am empowering my local management team to make the worst decisions possible
when I am ready to leverage my experience as a placekicker and Tavistock executive to help Tottenham Hotspur
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
when I am ready to leverage my experience as a placekicker and Tavistock executive to help Tottenham Hotspur
Big Sam to Tottenham. It is time
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Big Sam to Tottenham. It is time
Frank sacked?
a man in a suit and tie is dancing with his arms outstretched in the air
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is dancing with his arms outstretched in the air
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Frank sacked?
feeling very good about my decision to go watch The Housemaid after work instead of suffering through another Danish disasterclass
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
feeling very good about my decision to go watch The Housemaid after work instead of suffering through another Danish disasterclass
Drake Maye tonight: youtu.be/wTdRXMKh7VI?...
Jackass 3 The Blindside
YouTube video by JARED ALLEN
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Drake Maye tonight: youtu.be/wTdRXMKh7VI?...
Drake Maye is in the torment nexus
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Drake Maye is in the torment nexus
Collinsworth: "Drake Maye is starting to read this game."
[throws an interception]
Collinsworth: "Uhhhhh, I've got nothing for you."
[throws an interception]
Collinsworth: "Uhhhhh, I've got nothing for you."
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Collinsworth: "Drake Maye is starting to read this game."
[throws an interception]
Collinsworth: "Uhhhhh, I've got nothing for you."
[throws an interception]
Collinsworth: "Uhhhhh, I've got nothing for you."
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this game so far
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
this game so far
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White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100
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Second half: I'm embracing entropy. I'm cheering for horror. I don't care anymore. Final score 9-0. 61 total yards of offense. Relentless exchange of punts from the 20-yard line. Every ad a Dunkin' Donuts commercial that's the worst thing you've ever seen in your life
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Second half: I'm embracing entropy. I'm cheering for horror. I don't care anymore. Final score 9-0. 61 total yards of offense. Relentless exchange of punts from the 20-yard line. Every ad a Dunkin' Donuts commercial that's the worst thing you've ever seen in your life
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
can't stop thinking about The Muppet Show
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
can't stop thinking about The Muppet Show
once again sitting at work and thinking about Google Wave
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
once again sitting at work and thinking about Google Wave
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If I had limitless money I would buy things and then make them noticeably better, mainly so people would praise me for it. I think it would be really easy to avoid making things noticeably worse, if I had limitless money
February 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
If I had limitless money I would buy things and then make them noticeably better, mainly so people would praise me for it. I think it would be really easy to avoid making things noticeably worse, if I had limitless money
Dominic Solanke, pick that one out
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Dominic Solanke, pick that one out
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RIP to one of the best who ever did it. youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...
SCTV - Lola's Love Spirit
YouTube video by The Second City
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
RIP to one of the best who ever did it. youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...