The Trash Lad
@thetrashlad.bsky.social
used to post about tottenham, the suns and other nonsense under my real name on twitter dot com. now I'm just the trash lad
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The Trash Lad
@thetrashlad.bsky.social
· May 21
Important part of adulthood is realizing that you are not a funny person and accepting that fact about yourself. Now, it's more difficult to accept when you realize you also bring nothing else to the table but life is a journey of discovery.
"No, it's like a new nicer Wendy's called Carver's and it has ham."
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"No, it's like a new nicer Wendy's called Carver's and it has ham."
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You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
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You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
fuckin Lego head
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
fuckin Lego head
give Gray a chance at this rate
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
give Gray a chance at this rate
I'm cooking up a truly incredible Tottenham theory but it's not time to share it yet
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm cooking up a truly incredible Tottenham theory but it's not time to share it yet
I wonder what games Thomas Frank plays on that tablet during a match? Candy Crush? Clash of Clans? Evony?
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I wonder what games Thomas Frank plays on that tablet during a match? Candy Crush? Clash of Clans? Evony?
Trossard gotta be one of the ugliest mfs in the league
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Trossard gotta be one of the ugliest mfs in the league
P'tit Belliveau vendredi youtu.be/IFavfB4L7Fc?...
P'tit Belliveau - Cool When Yer Old (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by P'tit Belliveau
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November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
P'tit Belliveau vendredi youtu.be/IFavfB4L7Fc?...
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retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter
fucking Tottenham
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
fucking Tottenham
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not the most important part of this story but can we talk about how they made a robot that talks like reddit? the entire model of "intelligence" and human interaction this approximates is "forum douche." they built a thing that simulates posting online
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
not the most important part of this story but can we talk about how they made a robot that talks like reddit? the entire model of "intelligence" and human interaction this approximates is "forum douche." they built a thing that simulates posting online
thinking about Small Soldiers (1998)
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
thinking about Small Soldiers (1998)
drink every time you see the following in the budget: "catalyze investment", "generational investment", "builders", "AI"
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
drink every time you see the following in the budget: "catalyze investment", "generational investment", "builders", "AI"
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Cheney dead
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Cheney dead
Game Seven, bottom of the 11th
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Game Seven, bottom of the 11th
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Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
To quote the prophet @tyleriam.bsky.social: "You gotta be a fucking idiot to be a sports fan lmao"
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
To quote the prophet @tyleriam.bsky.social: "You gotta be a fucking idiot to be a sports fan lmao"
baseball truly is the greatest narrative sport
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
baseball truly is the greatest narrative sport