TheStoneColdNuts
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TheStoneColdNuts
@thestonecoldnuts.bsky.social
Magic the Gathering, Cleveland-biased sports, jokes, and only the good politics.
We got a labor movement before GTA6
Following firings and Grand Theft Auto VI delay, union plans to keep pressure on Rockstar
aftermath.site/grand-theft-au...
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We are cool with you killing people on turn 3 but the Scapeshift gooning is on watch. Keep the durdling to a minimum and you can keep your Karoos. 👮‍♂️
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wow, looks like the whole family loves getting strapped by a South Asian
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I can't recommend this thread enough
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.

Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.

'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He heard SNAP and thought Thanos
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Javelin tossing a 6ft party sub and smoking an ICE agent at 40 meters
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."

POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Long range, combined arms sandwich artillery
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."

POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sawn-off hoagie at point blank range
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."

POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.

Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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It doesn’t matter what I think. Also, none of this would ever happen. But if I had a zillion dollars:

1. Run a “we do hard things” campaign across southern and rust belt states. Invest heavily in local, state and regional social infrastructure. Sponser later hours at a library, build a skate park…
If I were to sum up my advice to the Democratic party leadership about how to defeat Trumpism, it would be to set aside policy for now and focus instead on articulating a vision of what American society should look like and what role the US should play in a rapidly changing world today.
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hi, I'm here for the bouncing
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
*Steve Kornacki, frantically*

First data is coming in, Lester, and it's looking a lot like our polls. Power Nine? performing well. Modern Horizons 3? Performing well. Commander? Performing well.

What we are seeing is underrepresentation from the early 2000s.

#MTGArena #MTG #Cube
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
(Mike Shinoda reading your Wordle analysis scores)
THIS IS 64 LUCK
94 SKILL

#Wordle #Wordle_NYT
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
"you could lose Joe Buck and Troy Aikman"

Dude I would pay your premium subscription to never hear them talk again @espn.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Bari Weiß
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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OHIOANS. This is imperative!!!!
October 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
Bo Bichette has almost 4x as much career WAR as his dad now
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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dickerson is one of the best broadcast journalists in the game, and someone who would clearly be a real asset to a new leader interested in strengthening the network's journalism. but, of course, we know weiss isn't actually interested in journalism as such.
John Dickerson To Depart CBS News In First Major Talent Exit Under New Paramount Owners
John Dickerson, co-anchor of CBS Evening News who has been with the network since 2009, said that he is exiting at the end of this year.
deadline.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Took this waiting in line for two vaccines. I'm the RFK Jr. Antichrist baby. I'm fucking KFR Sr. Repent Libertarians.
October 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
October 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You have reached the end of failing upward. GG shithead
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM