TheStoneColdNuts
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TheStoneColdNuts
@thestonecoldnuts.bsky.social
Magic the Gathering, Cleveland-biased sports, jokes, and only the good politics.
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Citizens are in the driver's seat now imho. It's cool if some politicians are quicker on the uptake than others but they are following us now, I'm not waiting for them anymore
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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Worth noting that one reason you’re benefitting so fully from the Star-Tribune’s timely, extensive coverage of unfolding events is that it’s a metro newspaper that hasn’t been systematically starved to further enrich shareholders and executives.
January 24, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Minnesota is the best of us.
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The temperature is five degrees Fahrenheit, but with the wind chill, it feels like you betrayed your best friend during your life and you have been banished by God to the Frozen Lake Cocytus to be buried up to your neck in ice for all eternity.
January 23, 2026 at 9:04 PM
This guy is so good at writing it's a little upsetting.
When I first saw Applebee's advertisement for the O-M-Cheeseburger, I was terrified. I trembled. I cowered. Then I opened my heart to it. Here is what it revealed to me. johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/god-cheese...
God. Cheese. Burger.
An exercise in ecstatic American theology
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM
January 23, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Thank you Hinge yes I was constantly swamped by notifications
January 23, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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AOC: An agency that is attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping five-year-olds and using them as bait, and privately circulating the idea that they can violate the rights of Americans by busting down their doors—they deserve to be defunded, and I’ll take any step in that direction.
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 PM
8 months alcohol free today
January 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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The TL;DR of building on the Burke Lakefront Airport landfill: "It’s not impossible, but it is complex." signalcleveland.org/cleveland-bu...
Mayor Bibb still wants to close Cleveland's Burke Lakefront Airport
Cleveland City Council held the first in a series of hearings on the Bibb administration's plans to close Burke Lakefront Airport.
signalcleveland.org
January 22, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Giving your boomer parents your old phone when you upgrade.
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 AM
It fucking rules that we elected a guy doing the Lief Erickson bit
Trump: "I know we'd be there for them, I don't know that they'd be there for us. They're not there for us on Iceland. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
January 21, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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90 day suspension of US tourist visas and this is all over
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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if you're organizing folks against ICE right now, consider rethinking your comms strategies:

- minimizing signups (folks don't need to sign up for a protest)
- using broadcast channels (e.g., www.fightforthefuture.org/signal)
- refreshing consent & data minimization (see this Mozilla example)
January 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Why would you bet against the greatest gambler of all time?
Seahawks vs. 49ers means it’s time for a friendly wager 🏈 @pelosi.house.gov & I are ready for Saturday.
January 17, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Come on in! We have this bit where we reply like we've never read a joke before.
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Join us tomorrow as we share a bold, forward-looking vision for Cleveland’s next chapter—highlighting key initiatives under the #ClevelandERA agenda and the transformative work ahead to build a stronger, more inclusive city for every resident.
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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I still believe most Americans are good-hearted and know that the vast majority of undocumented immigrants are not violent criminals. I don't think Trump's immigration policies are popular. I don't think most Americans are white nationalists. I worry about time lost, but have faith in the end.
January 14, 2026 at 8:33 AM
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Updating the meme
January 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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He woked too close to the sun.
January 13, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Turning off Tirico and just listening to Collinsworth cackle like a hyena
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Is our very sleepy Legislature starting to wake from its 25 year slumber? Having some fucking checks and balances around here would be good for this country @jamellebouie.net
House will vote Thursday to override Trump veto of two GOP-backed bills
House will vote Thursday to override Trump veto of two GOP-backed bills
The House will vote Thursday to override two vetoes by President Donald Trump of GOP-backed bills, according to three people granted anonymity to share scheduling plans not yet made public. And barring any major, last-minute GOP defections, senior House Republicans and Democrats generally expect the chamber will approve the overrides in a rare rebuke of Trump — though leaders expect some Republicans who initially supported the bills to now fall in line with Trump’s wishes. Less clear is whether either override vote would have enough support in the Senate, but one of the bills Trump vetoed in December was endorsed by Florida’s Republican senators. The underlying legislation would support the local Miccosukee Tribe, which has been at odds with the White House over the administration’s plans to build its “Alligator Alcatraz” immigrant detention center. The other bill Trump scuttled last month would fund a water infrastructure project in Colorado, which is currently ensnared in the president’s fight with the state’s Congressional delegation over cuts to a climate center in the state. The project sits in the district of Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert, who also defied Trump and earned the White House’s ire by backing a discharge petition to force the release of the Jeffrey Epstein-related documents.
dlvr.it
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Donald Trump comes out for single payer
Trump to House Republicans: "You can own healthcare. Figure it out. Let the money go directly to the people. No money for the insurance companies."
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Autodidactic auto-deductions
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM