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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
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Grateful Dead unis, the shoulder patch is sick
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Grateful Dead unis, the shoulder patch is sick
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🚨🚨🚨WA Governor Bob Ferguson responds to a letter he received from AG Pam Bondi in which she threatened to place him in jail. 🧯He is on fire! 1/2
October 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
🚨🚨🚨WA Governor Bob Ferguson responds to a letter he received from AG Pam Bondi in which she threatened to place him in jail. 🧯He is on fire! 1/2
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My team’s QB performs better the less I believe in him and people, I will NEVER believe in Carson Wentz.
Ergo, booking my tickets for San Francisco in February
Ergo, booking my tickets for San Francisco in February
September 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My team’s QB performs better the less I believe in him and people, I will NEVER believe in Carson Wentz.
Ergo, booking my tickets for San Francisco in February
Ergo, booking my tickets for San Francisco in February
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Cam Bynum picks off a Bo Nix overthrow and celebrates with the Colts mascot
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Cam Bynum picks off a Bo Nix overthrow and celebrates with the Colts mascot
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Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance.
September 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance.
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"In the room where I was detained, there were posters on the wall... it said in English, 'Are you detained and separated from your children?' ... We are normalizing family separation, we are normalizing due process rights violations, we are normalizing the destruction of constitutional democracy."
June 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"In the room where I was detained, there were posters on the wall... it said in English, 'Are you detained and separated from your children?' ... We are normalizing family separation, we are normalizing due process rights violations, we are normalizing the destruction of constitutional democracy."
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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I just hope Ricky Rubio is doing well
May 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I just hope Ricky Rubio is doing well
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foul on Jaden... come on, NBA
May 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
foul on Jaden... come on, NBA
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just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful
Bessent says that little girls who are sad about having fewer dolls should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it
May 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful
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Siri, show me the worst possible start
January 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Siri, show me the worst possible start
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Watching live news coverage of the Pacific Palisades fire and Steve Guttenburg appears out of the smoke to provide a PSA.
January 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Watching live news coverage of the Pacific Palisades fire and Steve Guttenburg appears out of the smoke to provide a PSA.
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Fucking carbon copy of the first one but FUCK YEAH
December 30, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Fucking carbon copy of the first one but FUCK YEAH
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Vikings standout Camryn Bynum gives a behind the scenes look of the "Camp Rock" dance.
December 23, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Vikings standout Camryn Bynum gives a behind the scenes look of the "Camp Rock" dance.
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Score Update:
NYJ 26 - 32 MIA
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.
NYJ 26 - 32 MIA
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.
December 8, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Score Update:
NYJ 26 - 32 MIA
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.
NYJ 26 - 32 MIA
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.
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Annual shout to one of my favorite lines of arts reporting:
On Nov. 14, 1965, Minneapolis Tribune entertainment columnist Will Jones quoted someone who’d seen a preview cut of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” who said it contained, among other things, “a fierce rock ‘n’ roll dance sequence.”
On Nov. 14, 1965, Minneapolis Tribune entertainment columnist Will Jones quoted someone who’d seen a preview cut of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” who said it contained, among other things, “a fierce rock ‘n’ roll dance sequence.”
November 12, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Annual shout to one of my favorite lines of arts reporting:
On Nov. 14, 1965, Minneapolis Tribune entertainment columnist Will Jones quoted someone who’d seen a preview cut of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” who said it contained, among other things, “a fierce rock ‘n’ roll dance sequence.”
On Nov. 14, 1965, Minneapolis Tribune entertainment columnist Will Jones quoted someone who’d seen a preview cut of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” who said it contained, among other things, “a fierce rock ‘n’ roll dance sequence.”
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RIP to all of Bill Swersky's Superfans, dead from 5 simultaneous heart attacks
October 27, 2024 at 11:39 PM
RIP to all of Bill Swersky's Superfans, dead from 5 simultaneous heart attacks
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Disney owns both The Muppets and Star Wars, and the fact they are not making a Muppet version of all nine main-series Star Wars movies is only explained by the fact that they secretly hate making money.
October 17, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Disney owns both The Muppets and Star Wars, and the fact they are not making a Muppet version of all nine main-series Star Wars movies is only explained by the fact that they secretly hate making money.
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Man I bet ESPN wishes they had a really smart basketball analyst to go live right now and talk Knicks-Wolves. A Zach Lowe type.
September 28, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Man I bet ESPN wishes they had a really smart basketball analyst to go live right now and talk Knicks-Wolves. A Zach Lowe type.