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Gavin Blair
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He/him. Nerd. Aging somewhat gracefully. Apparently some sort of Computer Animation pioneer. Doesn't use the word skeet.

Tax churches. Eat the rich.
Pinned
I hate (gestures at everything) all this for many blatantly obvious reasons but one not insignificant one is that it's made my Bluesky feed very grim and very sweary.

Really hoping things will turn around before old age claims me.

My insta is less grim. Deliberately. Honest.
FUCK OFF
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Give me your nobel prize or I'll have you shot.
Hannity: Did you at any point offered to give him the Nobel peace prize?

Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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NEW: Sen. Mark Kelly RESPONDS to Pete Hegseth for censuring him, cutting his military pension, threatening to demote his rank, and warning of possible criminal prosecution for telling soldiers to obey their oath.
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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No, no, it’s ok that they’re on the white nationalist site with an on-demand CSAM generator because *they’ve blocked those parts and are pretending they aren’t there*

They’re upset at *other* people noticing that they’re still in the Nazi CSAM bar. They have a blindfold on! Can’t you see that!?
how the fuck can any journalist remain on this fucking website.
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Trying to decide which of my No Blood For Oil signs to bring out. The one from Bush 41? Bush 43? The other one from Bush 43?

These chucklefucks are all the same: they can't govern, and when the stupid people who voted for them start to notice their failure, here comes the lawless invasion.
January 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Trump never wanted to declare war on Venezuela; he only wants to declare that he doesn't want it to come out that he raped teenage girls.
January 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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America is a rogue and malevolent state and global bad actor
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Womp-womp
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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now more than ever:
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Impeach the Motherfucker
Convict the Motherfucker
Remove the Motherfucker
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
(deep cleansing breath)
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Trump on why he pardoned notorious drug trafficker Juan Hernandez: “It was a Biden set up. Take any country you want. If someone sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president and put him in jail for the rest of his life.”
January 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
He's not going to run the country. He doesn't give a shit about the country.

He's just going to guard Exxon while they take the oil.
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Stephen Miller dreamt of bombing Mexico and Latin America during the first Administration. Replacing Maduro was in Project 2025.

The white nationalists and broligarchy (Musk, Thiel) and white Christian nationalists (Vought) are trying to get everything before Trump dies.
January 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
This traitorous shit wants trump to install him in Canada, doesn't he?
Every morning I wake up and thank the Good Lord that this numptie doesn't represent my nation on the world stage.
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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look, I may not agree with every decision our president makes, but he is our commander in chief and I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
That FIFA peace prize really did the trick, huh?
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM