Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
@therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social
I'm only on here so I could submit my comedy slop to satire websites for validation from internet strangers. Are we still doing pronouns in work Zoom? Zhey/ZAM! Oh god, I need a job before I lose my house.
Welp, add walking out of the locker room tunnel onto the field to play D1 university football while black to the list.
(This is distinct from show respectful and non-disruptive kneeling protest during national anthem while black)
(This is distinct from show respectful and non-disruptive kneeling protest during national anthem while black)
State Trooper at Texas A&M Game Has Awkward Confrontation With South Carolina Player
What happened here?
www.si.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Welp, add walking out of the locker room tunnel onto the field to play D1 university football while black to the list.
(This is distinct from show respectful and non-disruptive kneeling protest during national anthem while black)
(This is distinct from show respectful and non-disruptive kneeling protest during national anthem while black)
Still doesn’t explain why they didn’t just take the hawks the whole way.
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Still doesn’t explain why they didn’t just take the hawks the whole way.
This sore throat can’t compete with the 5D chess move of leftover homemade kimchi jjigae made with cabbage, green peppers, potatoes, and barley served with a side of hot cocoa.
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This sore throat can’t compete with the 5D chess move of leftover homemade kimchi jjigae made with cabbage, green peppers, potatoes, and barley served with a side of hot cocoa.
EVERYBODY STAY CALM!! STAY CALM, ACT COOL!!!
OMG can't believe i'm only just finding out about this and YEAH i'll be subscribing to @npr.org plus
www.npr.org/2025/10/23/g...
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Clack Is Back! Car Talk host Ray Magliozzi returns with new material for NPR+
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November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
EVERYBODY STAY CALM!! STAY CALM, ACT COOL!!!
Philly is what happens when you create a city full of pacifists dedicated to making the world a better place and then the world responds by engaging in even more war and conflict over the next 3 centuries.
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Philly is what happens when you create a city full of pacifists dedicated to making the world a better place and then the world responds by engaging in even more war and conflict over the next 3 centuries.
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Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani!!!!
So it turns out a deep state pedophilia ring of powerful billionaires do, in fact, control the government. The only secret that remains is what pizza parlor basement do they actually have their monthly meetings.
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So it turns out a deep state pedophilia ring of powerful billionaires do, in fact, control the government. The only secret that remains is what pizza parlor basement do they actually have their monthly meetings.
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you masked morons think this is a good look? I assure you it is not a good look.
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
you masked morons think this is a good look? I assure you it is not a good look.
I can’t imagine how much financial crime is likely wrapped up in all of this… just absurd numbers.
Also Epstein writes emails in the same disjointed word salad as Trump’s speech patterns. There’s got to be an identifiable sentence structure for sociopaths in here somewhere, right?
Also Epstein writes emails in the same disjointed word salad as Trump’s speech patterns. There’s got to be an identifiable sentence structure for sociopaths in here somewhere, right?
Seems possible that this is about even more than underage women.
Perhaps money changing hands— corruptly and internationally, and intertwined with underaged women?
Man, oh man.
Perhaps money changing hands— corruptly and internationally, and intertwined with underaged women?
Man, oh man.
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I can’t imagine how much financial crime is likely wrapped up in all of this… just absurd numbers.
Also Epstein writes emails in the same disjointed word salad as Trump’s speech patterns. There’s got to be an identifiable sentence structure for sociopaths in here somewhere, right?
Also Epstein writes emails in the same disjointed word salad as Trump’s speech patterns. There’s got to be an identifiable sentence structure for sociopaths in here somewhere, right?
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
I don’t have to learn how to read or write. I’m rich! I pay other people to understand what I mean.
I can think of nothing more illustrative of the billionaire world view than a mass of emails written in such a way that it demands that the reader put in all the work necessary to form a subject, predicate, and grammar needed to form a coherent thought.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I don’t have to learn how to read or write. I’m rich! I pay other people to understand what I mean.
I can think of nothing more illustrative of the billionaire world view than a mass of emails written in such a way that it demands that the reader put in all the work necessary to form a subject, predicate, and grammar needed to form a coherent thought.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I can think of nothing more illustrative of the billionaire world view than a mass of emails written in such a way that it demands that the reader put in all the work necessary to form a subject, predicate, and grammar needed to form a coherent thought.
Pam Bondi is Suing California Redistricting While Ignoring Texas the Right Way. --Ezra Klein
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Pam Bondi is Suing California Redistricting While Ignoring Texas the Right Way. --Ezra Klein
Now that I've worked out my anger about Democrats caving I'm going to try to argue why it isn't so bad, after all, and may actually be the right thing to do. I hate this argument but it is reasonable and is also very likely the savvy thing to have done. (Thanks, I hate it)
A thread... 1/13
A thread... 1/13
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Now that I've worked out my anger about Democrats caving I'm going to try to argue why it isn't so bad, after all, and may actually be the right thing to do. I hate this argument but it is reasonable and is also very likely the savvy thing to have done. (Thanks, I hate it)
A thread... 1/13
A thread... 1/13
I feel this everlasting struggle between good and evil in my bones.
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I feel this everlasting struggle between good and evil in my bones.
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The CR to open the government included no guarantees around extending ACA subsidies.
Will a vote on extending them actually happen? Who knows!
In any case, Trump and his lapdogs continue to assert that they have the power to slash whatever programs they don’t like.
Capitulation is not a strategy.
Will a vote on extending them actually happen? Who knows!
In any case, Trump and his lapdogs continue to assert that they have the power to slash whatever programs they don’t like.
Capitulation is not a strategy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The CR to open the government included no guarantees around extending ACA subsidies.
Will a vote on extending them actually happen? Who knows!
In any case, Trump and his lapdogs continue to assert that they have the power to slash whatever programs they don’t like.
Capitulation is not a strategy.
Will a vote on extending them actually happen? Who knows!
In any case, Trump and his lapdogs continue to assert that they have the power to slash whatever programs they don’t like.
Capitulation is not a strategy.
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It's 1987. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It's 1987. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
I go back to work next week after 2 years off. I assume the biggest shift in workplace culture is that the IT nerds and developer nerds are both now trying to replace each other with AI during company hackathons instead of tiny shell scripts.
It's vibe coding all the way down, isn't it?
It's vibe coding all the way down, isn't it?
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I go back to work next week after 2 years off. I assume the biggest shift in workplace culture is that the IT nerds and developer nerds are both now trying to replace each other with AI during company hackathons instead of tiny shell scripts.
It's vibe coding all the way down, isn't it?
It's vibe coding all the way down, isn't it?
*siiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhh* Ain't that the truth.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
*siiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhh* Ain't that the truth.
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I will make sure every single person remembers that the same Republicans who did everything in their power to make tax breaks for billionaires PERMANENT refused to even negotiate ONE YEAR of health care tax credits for working families, at a tiny fraction of that cost.
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I will make sure every single person remembers that the same Republicans who did everything in their power to make tax breaks for billionaires PERMANENT refused to even negotiate ONE YEAR of health care tax credits for working families, at a tiny fraction of that cost.
Using a deck of poker cards is a superior system to rolling a million different dice. I will die on this hill made of the corpses of RPG rules lawyers and lovers of minutia over role playing.
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Using a deck of poker cards is a superior system to rolling a million different dice. I will die on this hill made of the corpses of RPG rules lawyers and lovers of minutia over role playing.