Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
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Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani!!!!
Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani!!!!
Sweet, thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sweet, thank you!
I am sad that it appears to not be published in the US, yet, and the ebook is DRM restricted, too. I’ll have to find the original essays!
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I am sad that it appears to not be published in the US, yet, and the ebook is DRM restricted, too. I’ll have to find the original essays!
😂
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
😂
/me nervously trying to blow out torch while also hiding pitchfork.
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
/me nervously trying to blow out torch while also hiding pitchfork.
12. All of these Republicans up for reelection are going to see the writing on the wall and potentially open up to finding a compromise on the ACA subsidies to try to weaken Democratic challengers. All of this is a better, stronger fight with more leverage than we thought we had on Sunday. 13/13
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
12. All of these Republicans up for reelection are going to see the writing on the wall and potentially open up to finding a compromise on the ACA subsidies to try to weaken Democratic challengers. All of this is a better, stronger fight with more leverage than we thought we had on Sunday. 13/13
11. This is, ultimately, a fight Democrats can not only win, but do so in closer proximity to mid-terms for maximum damage to Republicans up for reelection where the goldfish memories of the American people will actually still remember it and act accordingly. 12/13
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
11. This is, ultimately, a fight Democrats can not only win, but do so in closer proximity to mid-terms for maximum damage to Republicans up for reelection where the goldfish memories of the American people will actually still remember it and act accordingly. 12/13
10. This fight will get drug out for the better part of next year, and it will also help, potentially, to bring focus back to the ACA. Trump and his supporters in Congress are so terrified of Epstein that they'd gladly change the subject to fixing healthcare. 11/13
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
10. This fight will get drug out for the better part of next year, and it will also help, potentially, to bring focus back to the ACA. Trump and his supporters in Congress are so terrified of Epstein that they'd gladly change the subject to fixing healthcare. 11/13
9. Trump will inevitably try to veto the release of Epstein files because denial and delay is his go-to move. He doesn't know how to do anything else. But, his veto will enrage everyone, including most importantly, MAGA. 10/13
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
9. Trump will inevitably try to veto the release of Epstein files because denial and delay is his go-to move. He doesn't know how to do anything else. But, his veto will enrage everyone, including most importantly, MAGA. 10/13
8. The change of focus to Epstein gives Dems the leverage we thought we had in the shutdown. Epstein will split the GOP coalition as everyone runs to save themselves and throw Trump et al under the bus or triple down on lies the public does not accept. Many will join Democrats to save face. 9/13
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
8. The change of focus to Epstein gives Dems the leverage we thought we had in the shutdown. Epstein will split the GOP coalition as everyone runs to save themselves and throw Trump et al under the bus or triple down on lies the public does not accept. Many will join Democrats to save face. 9/13