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theori.bsky.social
ii hands ii hades
@theori.bsky.social
I like Science, Wrestling, and funny things.

I also design streetwear for dope people with good hearts.
https://www.theorilayers.com
https://bio.theorilayers.com
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"Same night, same fight. But one of these cats ain't playing right...i'll let you tell it"
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Oh yall are egregiously horny tonight. What thebhell lmao
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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In any other nation they'd be storming the capitol
🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has granted the Trump administration’s emergency appeal to temporarily block a lower court order requiring full SNAP food aid payments during the shutdown, allowing Trump to continue with partial payments instead.
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I actually did Halloween this year.
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Godzilla:
I take nuclear safety very seriously

[eats uranium rod]
October 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Niggas is brovulating. Wild horny out here
October 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
And if I tell you to stop wearing them shorts around me before i strap you to my face like a bane mask, and you don’t? WHOOPTY DOO. WHOOPTY MF DOO.
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October 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’ve done this but with crushed red pepper
I thought it was one of those sprinkle tops so I accidentally dumped damn near the whole bottle of parsley on the food 😭
October 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gummy said:
September 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
September 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’ll take their portion. We don’t waste around here.
It’s still people in 2025 that don’t eat pussy and I’m just astonished
September 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
You know what??? Fuck yeah.
Paloma cutwater at 7:25am.... absolutely.
September 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Neither one of them mfs on the job.
No hurt, no fuss ..
we’re either with big sandals or burnt sandals. 😂😂
I'm impressed as hell but also scared by a train that goes 300mph. At least it won't hurt if something goes wrong. You just wake up on the other side like "Damn it, I'm dead"
September 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Lil stupid ass
September 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
See??? Fingering ain’t dead, y’all just scared. (Cause yo nails dirty)
I need a lower back massage that ends in some fingering 😩
September 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
September 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m here now. But soon I won’t be.
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September 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
September 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Where the flaps at?
September 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
August 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This would heal me.
August 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Some women be sniping with pinpoint precision
I asked this woman what size hoodie she wears and she said “yours” 😂🔥
August 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Just walking around face unridden. This is ghetto.
August 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM