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theori.bsky.social
ii hands ii hades
@theori.bsky.social
I like Science, Wrestling, and funny things.

I also design streetwear for dope people with good hearts.
https://www.theorilayers.com
https://bio.theorilayers.com
Silvertooth Jr and Mama Silvertooth would never cross my door step.
This is your friend's child in your house and his mother says"leave him,he will cry if you stop him". What will you do?
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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"Same night, same fight. But one of these cats ain't playing right...i'll let you tell it"
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Oh yall are egregiously horny tonight. What thebhell lmao
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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In any other nation they'd be storming the capitol
🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has granted the Trump administration’s emergency appeal to temporarily block a lower court order requiring full SNAP food aid payments during the shutdown, allowing Trump to continue with partial payments instead.
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I actually did Halloween this year.
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Godzilla:
I take nuclear safety very seriously

[eats uranium rod]
October 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Niggas is brovulating. Wild horny out here
October 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
And if I tell you to stop wearing them shorts around me before i strap you to my face like a bane mask, and you don’t? WHOOPTY DOO. WHOOPTY MF DOO.
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October 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’ve done this but with crushed red pepper
I thought it was one of those sprinkle tops so I accidentally dumped damn near the whole bottle of parsley on the food 😭
October 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gummy said:
September 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
September 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’ll take their portion. We don’t waste around here.
It’s still people in 2025 that don’t eat pussy and I’m just astonished
September 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
You know what??? Fuck yeah.
Paloma cutwater at 7:25am.... absolutely.
September 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Neither one of them mfs on the job.
No hurt, no fuss ..
we’re either with big sandals or burnt sandals. 😂😂
I'm impressed as hell but also scared by a train that goes 300mph. At least it won't hurt if something goes wrong. You just wake up on the other side like "Damn it, I'm dead"
September 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Lil stupid ass
September 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
See??? Fingering ain’t dead, y’all just scared. (Cause yo nails dirty)
I need a lower back massage that ends in some fingering 😩
September 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
September 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m here now. But soon I won’t be.
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September 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
September 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Where the flaps at?
September 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
August 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This would heal me.
August 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Some women be sniping with pinpoint precision
I asked this woman what size hoodie she wears and she said “yours” 😂🔥
August 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM