Theo Monkey
theomonkey.bsky.social
Theo Monkey
@theomonkey.bsky.social
Just a little baby monkey living in the big city with Mostlymartha & Jaybeans
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Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
🎼🎶 You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting Alice
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant 🎶🎵🎶
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He's such a good dancer
monkey is more than a monkey
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November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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haunts me to this day
May 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Curious George. Ape Escape. King Kong.

Can't a monkey be chaotic neutral without getting thrown in a net or whatnot
he throws him in a sack!! a sack, Greg! A SACK
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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the man is Fine af but, unfortunately, a bit of a Ghoul
May 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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are we never going to discuss that the man in the yellow hat straight up kidnapped curious george
May 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Ancient Estruscan @theomonkey.bsky.social . Total little guy.
A tiny but very charming #Etruscan amber pendant in the shape of a squatting #monkey, height 4.7 cm.
Found in Vetulonia, #Italy, dating late 8th/early 7th century BC.

Photo: Soprintendenza per i Beni Archeologici della Toscana

🏺 #archaeology
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
GEORGE! Don't sniff the ether!
Remember the time George got blackout wasted on ether
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I don’t care how deep of a depression I am in, the cookie episode or New Girl is the answer.
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Monkey monkey why you eat the cracker
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It is!
MONKEY CRACKER! MONKEY CRACKER! is an all purpose exclamation in my home.
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Monkey cracker! Monkey cracker!
“I should be able to deal with the fact that they think I look like a monkey from a Russian cracker ad”
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Have you ever found peanut butter in your pocket and not know how it got there?

Or is it just me?
October 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
One rogue infected monkey left. We've all seen this movie...
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My God
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
They're infected and were just in a car accident and they are pissed about it
Sigh. Everything is fine.
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Look at this dapper gentleman! So worldly! What has he seen in his travels?
how am i just now learning of Edwin Landseer’s 1827 painting The Monkey Who Had Seen the World. you people are supposed to tell me about these things.
October 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I *would* watch this show
"What was that TV show from the '70s? Called something like the Chimp and Mister Whatever?" - @mostlymartha.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Happy to be a rally monkey for the @oaklandballers.bsky.social tonight!
September 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
🎶 On the road again... 🎶
September 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Y'all... I'm about to go on vacation and you know what that means... APE ESCAPE!!
September 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Dancin'
September 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Back at the ballpark with Mom and Dad
September 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Let's go boys!!
September 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM