Theo Monkey
@theomonkey.bsky.social
Just a little baby monkey living in the big city with Mostlymartha & Jaybeans
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Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
🎼🎶 You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting Alice
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant 🎶🎵🎶
Excepting Alice
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant 🎶🎵🎶
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🎼🎶 You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting Alice
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant 🎶🎵🎶
Excepting Alice
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant 🎶🎵🎶
He's such a good dancer
monkey is more than a monkey
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November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
He's such a good dancer
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haunts me to this day
May 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
haunts me to this day
Curious George. Ape Escape. King Kong.
Can't a monkey be chaotic neutral without getting thrown in a net or whatnot
Can't a monkey be chaotic neutral without getting thrown in a net or whatnot
he throws him in a sack!! a sack, Greg! A SACK
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Curious George. Ape Escape. King Kong.
Can't a monkey be chaotic neutral without getting thrown in a net or whatnot
Can't a monkey be chaotic neutral without getting thrown in a net or whatnot
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the man is Fine af but, unfortunately, a bit of a Ghoul
May 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
the man is Fine af but, unfortunately, a bit of a Ghoul
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are we never going to discuss that the man in the yellow hat straight up kidnapped curious george
May 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
are we never going to discuss that the man in the yellow hat straight up kidnapped curious george
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Ancient Estruscan @theomonkey.bsky.social . Total little guy.
A tiny but very charming #Etruscan amber pendant in the shape of a squatting #monkey, height 4.7 cm.
Found in Vetulonia, #Italy, dating late 8th/early 7th century BC.
Photo: Soprintendenza per i Beni Archeologici della Toscana
🏺 #archaeology
Found in Vetulonia, #Italy, dating late 8th/early 7th century BC.
Photo: Soprintendenza per i Beni Archeologici della Toscana
🏺 #archaeology
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Ancient Estruscan @theomonkey.bsky.social . Total little guy.
GEORGE! Don't sniff the ether!
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
GEORGE! Don't sniff the ether!
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I don’t care how deep of a depression I am in, the cookie episode or New Girl is the answer.
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I don’t care how deep of a depression I am in, the cookie episode or New Girl is the answer.
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Monkey monkey why you eat the cracker
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Monkey monkey why you eat the cracker
It is!
MONKEY CRACKER! MONKEY CRACKER! is an all purpose exclamation in my home.
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
It is!
Monkey cracker! Monkey cracker!
“I should be able to deal with the fact that they think I look like a monkey from a Russian cracker ad”
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Monkey cracker! Monkey cracker!
Have you ever found peanut butter in your pocket and not know how it got there?
Or is it just me?
Or is it just me?
October 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Have you ever found peanut butter in your pocket and not know how it got there?
Or is it just me?
Or is it just me?
One rogue infected monkey left. We've all seen this movie...
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
One rogue infected monkey left. We've all seen this movie...
They're infected and were just in a car accident and they are pissed about it
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
They're infected and were just in a car accident and they are pissed about it
Look at this dapper gentleman! So worldly! What has he seen in his travels?
how am i just now learning of Edwin Landseer’s 1827 painting The Monkey Who Had Seen the World. you people are supposed to tell me about these things.
October 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Look at this dapper gentleman! So worldly! What has he seen in his travels?
I *would* watch this show
"What was that TV show from the '70s? Called something like the Chimp and Mister Whatever?" - @mostlymartha.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I *would* watch this show
Happy to be a rally monkey for the @oaklandballers.bsky.social tonight!
September 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Happy to be a rally monkey for the @oaklandballers.bsky.social tonight!
🎶 On the road again... 🎶
September 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
🎶 On the road again... 🎶
Y'all... I'm about to go on vacation and you know what that means... APE ESCAPE!!
September 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Y'all... I'm about to go on vacation and you know what that means... APE ESCAPE!!
Back at the ballpark with Mom and Dad
September 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Back at the ballpark with Mom and Dad
Let's go boys!!
September 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Let's go boys!!