Elite Antifa Frogman (He/His/Ribbit)
@themightynarwahl.bsky.social
God could have given me good looks or lots of money, instead he gave me a smart mouth and a coffee machine.
Woker than a fifth espresso.
Medicare for all or we ribbit.
Woker than a fifth espresso.
Medicare for all or we ribbit.
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I’m a little surprised the USA isn’t doing better in the Winter Olympics after spending the last year proving how great they are at going downhill
February 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I’m a little surprised the USA isn’t doing better in the Winter Olympics after spending the last year proving how great they are at going downhill
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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Go, Dog. Go!
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Go, Dog. Go!
The only way elon is getting to mars is if he piles up enough busted rockets to climb there.
SpaceX to focus on Moon settlements instead of Mars?!? Wow, it is hard to overstate what a change -- what a climb-down -- this is for Musk. It has always been Mars for him. Full stop. Supposedly the goal behind *everything* he does.
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
The only way elon is getting to mars is if he piles up enough busted rockets to climb there.
Wow!!!
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Wow!!!
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theres a video of jon hamm dancing on the sidelines and people are calling him tío jamón
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
theres a video of jon hamm dancing on the sidelines and people are calling him tío jamón
The international language of "WAAAAAAUUUGGHGHHHH!!!!"
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 PM
The international language of "WAAAAAAUUUGGHGHHHH!!!!"
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May we all remember: love is an action verb. Get moving.
With much love to you all, let this stand as a reminder of why we fight so hard, risk so much to help the people in our communities.
If we do not, if we withhold our help and stand silently, we are not better than hate.
If we do not, if we withhold our help and stand silently, we are not better than hate.
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
May we all remember: love is an action verb. Get moving.
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
They got the big game on at the bar
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Evergreen.
White noise is just regular noise that felt threatened by the superbowl halftime show.
February 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Evergreen.
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When Voting day arrives..it would benefit the Democratic Voters to hang around outside the Polling Places in massive numbers..this was suggested by one of my State Democratic Reps who is awesome...organize it.. this is how can make it safe for your fellow Citizens to Vote in Person...
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
When Voting day arrives..it would benefit the Democratic Voters to hang around outside the Polling Places in massive numbers..this was suggested by one of my State Democratic Reps who is awesome...organize it.. this is how can make it safe for your fellow Citizens to Vote in Person...
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Anyone expressing shock that trump is a racist has been deliberately ignoring the fact he has been racist for decades.
February 6, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Anyone expressing shock that trump is a racist has been deliberately ignoring the fact he has been racist for decades.
Look, as we go through life, it is noble to strive to be less of a dumbass. Even if we keep moving our own goalposts.
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Look, as we go through life, it is noble to strive to be less of a dumbass. Even if we keep moving our own goalposts.
Great work! Though now I can't unsee this as some kind of transporter malfunction and its just O'Briens everywhere.
February 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Great work! Though now I can't unsee this as some kind of transporter malfunction and its just O'Briens everywhere.
You have been chosen.
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
You have been chosen.
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I forgot that the vaccine germ has a firm butt.
A++++++ style choice.
A++++++ style choice.
February 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I forgot that the vaccine germ has a firm butt.
A++++++ style choice.
A++++++ style choice.
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A small but very deep thing that bothers me about generative AI as a shortcut to practice and work and skill is the basic assumption that it’s impossible to take pleasure in a creative pursuit that you aren’t very good at and I assure you that is not the case
February 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
A small but very deep thing that bothers me about generative AI as a shortcut to practice and work and skill is the basic assumption that it’s impossible to take pleasure in a creative pursuit that you aren’t very good at and I assure you that is not the case
There are tactical flapjacks in the freezer section.
.Tactical. .flapjacks.
No I do not need to mine the front hall early in the morning I need a fluffy buttery shovel to get maple syrup into my face.
.Tactical. .flapjacks.
No I do not need to mine the front hall early in the morning I need a fluffy buttery shovel to get maple syrup into my face.
February 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
There are tactical flapjacks in the freezer section.
.Tactical. .flapjacks.
No I do not need to mine the front hall early in the morning I need a fluffy buttery shovel to get maple syrup into my face.
.Tactical. .flapjacks.
No I do not need to mine the front hall early in the morning I need a fluffy buttery shovel to get maple syrup into my face.
Ugh men are so fragile. We can't even handle a girly color like "Tan". We have to call it "Coyote" or "Afterburner" or some nonsense.
February 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Ugh men are so fragile. We can't even handle a girly color like "Tan". We have to call it "Coyote" or "Afterburner" or some nonsense.
As long as you yearn for the refreshing taste of freedom and justice I don't care if your thing is Woke, Diet Woke, Woke Baja Blast, Fab, or even Doctor Better. There is room for all of us.
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
As long as you yearn for the refreshing taste of freedom and justice I don't care if your thing is Woke, Diet Woke, Woke Baja Blast, Fab, or even Doctor Better. There is room for all of us.
Woke 2 implies the existence of Woke Zero. Perhaps even Diet Woke.
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Woke 2 implies the existence of Woke Zero. Perhaps even Diet Woke.
Dude looks he doggedly chases ICE in his car to beg them to let him join.
February 6, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Dude looks he doggedly chases ICE in his car to beg them to let him join.
Did he rob a spirit halloween?
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Did he rob a spirit halloween?
Y'all what stage of my political awakening is recording a cover of fortunate son?
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Y'all what stage of my political awakening is recording a cover of fortunate son?
Can we do it? Yes we cam!!!
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We got you: amzn.to/3NY2y3s
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(if you hate amz plz go here instead)
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February 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Can we do it? Yes we cam!!!