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Likes: echo chambers and hand gestures that can be interpreted as self-owns
Dislikes: wet socks, windsocks, white sox (til that owner guy vanishes)
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“What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”

1989:
I’m reminded of the great Sean Lock and his Nazi Island bit

youtu.be/nEVQWBn20ws?...
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
How many NFC teams would be winning against the patriots?
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Nnnnnnnope
Current* conditions near St. Ignace, MI:
February 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Well we can now confirm that Kayleigh attended the same showing as Lauren Boebert
Kayleigh: My mom went to see Melania. She said the theater was packed, it was standing room only. People were cheering through it, they were excited. It was interactive—people interplaying with the film. She said it was just electric.
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
So awesome to hear the end of Crown of Thorns going to commercial just then. God I miss the late 80s and 90s
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Manchester United: same, but since January 5th 2026

Glazers out, Ineos out
Still one of the craziest notes in sports:

The Pittsburgh Steelers have had three head coaches since 1969.
January 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Imagine
Like the Panthers, the Bears are cooked.
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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The Empire State Building honors Bob Weir.
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Maybe I’m just an old head but throwing the ball in fourth and inches is loser football
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
College football has a sham playoff meanwhile the NFL remains king
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Current* conditions near Whitefish, MI:
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Liberals are constantly trying to indoctrinate our young people. You can see the proof in this colorful PragerU video presented by the Young America's Foundation at a Turning Point USA school club meeting.
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Good grief
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Current* conditions near Isle Royale NP, MI:
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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OMG... Jeremiyah Love was swarmed but never down, runs it in for TD. Once again, the armed forces struggling on defense
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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“How did you receive the foreigner? And did you receive him and welcome him or not?”

Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
WHAT IS THIS GAME
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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let kent coach
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Frog rocker narcolepsy is IN
he really put his whole face on the pavement there
October 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.
September 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
September 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Really looking forward to a somber bagpipe rendition of YMCA
August 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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its fun seeing "americas team" honor the nickname by circling the toilet due to mismanagement by a dictatorial, dementia addled old man in a position of power hes unqualified for
August 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM