TheHey™
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Hi again! It's me with an another installment of the last book I ever thought would get banned--my picture book about a unicorn and kitty who are pals. A quick look at what this school district bizarrely found objectionable. 1/
You'll never guess what book got the Carroll ISD school library advisory committee to say "genitals" a dozen times in 20 minutes. @txfreedomread.bsky.social will have more on this story soon, but for now, you have to hear this audio. open.substack.com/pub/franklin...
Please don’t say “genitals” one more time, Carroll ISD SLAC.
Listen to the audio of the committee that decided to ban Pretty Perfect Kitty Corn from Carroll ISD. If you dare.
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hi again! It's me with an another installment of the last book I ever thought would get banned--my picture book about a unicorn and kitty who are pals. A quick look at what this school district bizarrely found objectionable. 1/
1) He looks like he aged 5 years in the last 8 months. Good.
2) You would think with all the grifting he could afford a new windbreaker. Usually when you quit a job you have to give back your uniform.
2) You would think with all the grifting he could afford a new windbreaker. Usually when you quit a job you have to give back your uniform.
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
1) He looks like he aged 5 years in the last 8 months. Good.
2) You would think with all the grifting he could afford a new windbreaker. Usually when you quit a job you have to give back your uniform.
2) You would think with all the grifting he could afford a new windbreaker. Usually when you quit a job you have to give back your uniform.
Dude is lying about gas prices and still looking to find out who stole his baseball cards.
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Dude is lying about gas prices and still looking to find out who stole his baseball cards.
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Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
Elvis Presley
KISS
The Blues Brothers
The Sports Station (Huey Lewis and the News club tour in between albums)
George Winston
Elvis Presley
KISS
The Blues Brothers
The Sports Station (Huey Lewis and the News club tour in between albums)
George Winston
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
Weird Al, dozens of times
They Might Be Giants
Aerosmith
The Moody Blues
Victor Borge
Weird Al, dozens of times
They Might Be Giants
Aerosmith
The Moody Blues
Victor Borge
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
Devo
Tom Waits
Soundgarden
Wilco
Math Emergency
Devo
Tom Waits
Soundgarden
Wilco
Math Emergency
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
Elvis Presley
KISS
The Blues Brothers
The Sports Station (Huey Lewis and the News club tour in between albums)
George Winston
Elvis Presley
KISS
The Blues Brothers
The Sports Station (Huey Lewis and the News club tour in between albums)
George Winston
X-Wing
(I think LucasArts thought Squadrons would scratch that itch but that game blows)
(I think LucasArts thought Squadrons would scratch that itch but that game blows)
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
X-Wing
(I think LucasArts thought Squadrons would scratch that itch but that game blows)
(I think LucasArts thought Squadrons would scratch that itch but that game blows)
I can’t wait for a gritty multigenerational saga of the rise and fall of the Lollipop Guild.
Plans are underway on future movies in the ‘WICKED’ universe.
(Source: www.vulture.com/article/univ...)
(Source: www.vulture.com/article/univ...)
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I can’t wait for a gritty multigenerational saga of the rise and fall of the Lollipop Guild.
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How was Udo Kier never a Bond villain?
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
How was Udo Kier never a Bond villain?
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Charlie Brown, my boss, right here tonight.
……
Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
……
Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
He Was Some Kind of Man, Charlie Brown
They Won't Stay Dead, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Charlie Brown, my boss, right here tonight.
……
Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
……
Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
A movie that takes place where you're from.
(I was picked for Jury Duty for this trial and happily got the boot in the first round)
(I was picked for Jury Duty for this trial and happily got the boot in the first round)
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
(I was picked for Jury Duty for this trial and happily got the boot in the first round)
(I was picked for Jury Duty for this trial and happily got the boot in the first round)
I’m in sweatpants on this flight because I had to put my $500 suit in the baggage I had to pay $50 to bring with me.
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m in sweatpants on this flight because I had to put my $500 suit in the baggage I had to pay $50 to bring with me.
I wouldn’t call it worldly but Bringing Down the House reads like a heart stopping thriller.
Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I wouldn’t call it worldly but Bringing Down the House reads like a heart stopping thriller.
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And public dollars. Because a lot of times those postings are faked because businesses that "are hiring" are eligible for various tax credits or incentives.
Then again, people on unemployment are required to prove they're applying for jobs, so these companies are costing each other money too.
Then again, people on unemployment are required to prove they're applying for jobs, so these companies are costing each other money too.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
And public dollars. Because a lot of times those postings are faked because businesses that "are hiring" are eligible for various tax credits or incentives.
Then again, people on unemployment are required to prove they're applying for jobs, so these companies are costing each other money too.
Then again, people on unemployment are required to prove they're applying for jobs, so these companies are costing each other money too.
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Our long national nightmare is over. #ReleaseTheOriginalTrilogy
Star Wars Theatrical OT Official Restoration Leaked Clips
YouTube video by Sonny Hale
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Our long national nightmare is over. #ReleaseTheOriginalTrilogy
This fuckwad wouldn’t adopt a goldfish unless it came with a $500 million trust fund.
Trump: "Christians and more, think of this, more than twice as likely foster care they'll adopt the general population. They adopt to it so easily. When they get out, they adopt to it like it's become second nature. It's amazing."
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This fuckwad wouldn’t adopt a goldfish unless it came with a $500 million trust fund.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
Siri,
What’s the capacity of an IMAX digital hard drive to hold a 3D film?
What’s the capacity of an IMAX digital hard drive to hold a 3D film?
The runtime for ‘AVATAR: FIRE & ASH’ has been listed at 3 hours & 15 minutes.
The longest film in the trilogy.
The longest film in the trilogy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Siri,
What’s the capacity of an IMAX digital hard drive to hold a 3D film?
What’s the capacity of an IMAX digital hard drive to hold a 3D film?
Every time I see this guy on TV I always wonder why Colin Robinson changed his name.
HASSETT: We're comfortable that inflation has come way down
QUINTANILLA: Even though it's been increasing for 5 straight months?
HASSETT: Well I guess there's ups and downs and seasonals
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Every time I see this guy on TV I always wonder why Colin Robinson changed his name.
Gas prices actually went up 10 to 15 cents in the last week or so.
Trump: "I don't want to hear about the affordability, because right now we're much less. If you look at energy, we're getting close to $2 a gallon gasoline."
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Gas prices actually went up 10 to 15 cents in the last week or so.
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you?
53 years later Charlie Brown crying in his cereal still fucking haunts me.
53 years later Charlie Brown crying in his cereal still fucking haunts me.
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you?
53 years later Charlie Brown crying in his cereal still fucking haunts me.
53 years later Charlie Brown crying in his cereal still fucking haunts me.
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
This reminds me of how Disney World attractions are built. Is the ballroom going to be painted Go Away Green?
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This reminds me of how Disney World attractions are built. Is the ballroom going to be painted Go Away Green?