TheC1eaner
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Slow sci-fi reader. Even slower writer (x7MS). Will write for bread.
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Huh
Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
U.S. Moves to Drop Charges in International Soccer Corruption Case
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Huh
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uhhhhhh
Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
uhhhhhh
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BREAKING | Video emerges of Pete Hesgeth cunningly orchestrating his latest cover up.
a blurry picture of a man walking down a street with the website imgflip.com visible in the corner
Alt: Drunken Man stumbling along a street
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
BREAKING | Video emerges of Pete Hesgeth cunningly orchestrating his latest cover up.
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christ
New WSJ reporting: "During a December visit to Washington, David Ellison offered assurances to Trump administration officials that if he bought Warner, he'd make sweeping changes to CNN, a common target of President Trump's ire, people familiar with the matter said..."
Behind Paramount’s Relentless Campaign to Woo Warner Discovery and President Trump
David Ellison has launched a hostile takeover bid for Warner Discovery, taking his case directly to shareholders after Netflix clinched a deal.
www.wsj.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
christ
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House of Bone and Rain just won the FIFA Best Novel Ever Totally Legit Award!!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
House of Bone and Rain just won the FIFA Best Novel Ever Totally Legit Award!!!
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Christmas does not give a fuck about Melania either.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Christmas does not give a fuck about Melania either.
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"Look, we've told you over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again to stop. One more time and you're done!"
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"Look, we've told you over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again to stop. One more time and you're done!"
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Not as painful as a paper cut but yeah this one’s going to hurt for a while too.
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Not as painful as a paper cut but yeah this one’s going to hurt for a while too.
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“Why did the second 9/11 happen?” will be one day answered by “demented President Grandpa reassigned everyone to the task force for harassing immigrant families and zip-tying their children.”
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“Why did the second 9/11 happen?” will be one day answered by “demented President Grandpa reassigned everyone to the task force for harassing immigrant families and zip-tying their children.”
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The people who put Ivermectim up their ass think that the people who take Tylenol are the sheeple.
September 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The people who put Ivermectim up their ass think that the people who take Tylenol are the sheeple.
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Win an ARC of 2025's most ambitious SFF debut, MAYA: Seed Takes Root!
“A love letter to myth, a coming-of-age odyssey, a cosmic parable.” - Raymond McCauley, Singularity University
entermaya.com/locus
“A love letter to myth, a coming-of-age odyssey, a cosmic parable.” - Raymond McCauley, Singularity University
entermaya.com/locus
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Win an ARC of 2025's most ambitious SFF debut, MAYA: Seed Takes Root!
“A love letter to myth, a coming-of-age odyssey, a cosmic parable.” - Raymond McCauley, Singularity University
entermaya.com/locus
“A love letter to myth, a coming-of-age odyssey, a cosmic parable.” - Raymond McCauley, Singularity University
entermaya.com/locus
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I wish Charlie Kirk hadn't been murdered.
... Far better if he'd gone out the same way as the late Stephen Milligan MP.
(Peels an orange, looking around innocently.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan
... Far better if he'd gone out the same way as the late Stephen Milligan MP.
(Peels an orange, looking around innocently.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan
September 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I wish Charlie Kirk hadn't been murdered.
... Far better if he'd gone out the same way as the late Stephen Milligan MP.
(Peels an orange, looking around innocently.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan
... Far better if he'd gone out the same way as the late Stephen Milligan MP.
(Peels an orange, looking around innocently.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan
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I really think we need to all send Marco some kneepads. Just flood his office with them. Fuck knows by now he needs them.
For a dude who Don very publicly treats as a doormat, Rubio sure is eager to abase himself for the Dear Leader.
The State Dept is warning “immigrants” not to mock Kirk’s death. Puzzling: if the murder is causing the government to warn a group, shouldn’t it be 22-year-old white men from conservative families?
September 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I really think we need to all send Marco some kneepads. Just flood his office with them. Fuck knows by now he needs them.
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FUCK. YES.
lmaooooo matt just told me the one korean hyundai engineer who chose to remain in the country is only doing so out of spite so he can sue the US government I LOVE YOU KOREANS
September 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
FUCK. YES.
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Didn’t even have to yell and scream or say “take your shit and get the fuck out!!
Life was so simple!
Life was so simple!
September 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Didn’t even have to yell and scream or say “take your shit and get the fuck out!!
Life was so simple!
Life was so simple!
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They are eating the hot dogs...
August 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
They are eating the hot dogs...
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ICE wears masks for the same reason Klansmen do.
August 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
ICE wears masks for the same reason Klansmen do.
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W
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This country is a joke. A very, very terrible joke.
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This country is a joke. A very, very terrible joke.
JUST IN: Senate confirms Jeanine Pirro as US Atty for DC, 50-45
August 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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This country is a joke. A very, very terrible joke.
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This country is a joke. A very, very terrible joke.
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Holy wow
Me three months ago:
My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
August 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Holy wow
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We just look for every blacked out 5-letter word next to "pedophile" and we're good.
“Trump’s name is in the Epstein Files but Kash Patel had FBI agents go through them and black out his name” is the kind of statement that will surely put out this fire
NEW FOIA Files SCOOP: The FBI redacted Trump’s name—and the names of other prominent public figures—from the Epstein files under two privacy exemptions before DOJ & FBI concluded “no further disclosure” of the files “would be appropriate or warranted.”
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
August 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We just look for every blacked out 5-letter word next to "pedophile" and we're good.
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Trick question. Trump doesn't think.
Reporter: What did you think Epstein was stealing those women for?
Trump: *ignores, walks away*
Trump: *ignores, walks away*
July 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Trick question. Trump doesn't think.
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This comic wasn't even supposed to be a prediction...
July 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This comic wasn't even supposed to be a prediction...
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The government is walking into our house, knocking down the smoke detectors, hammering off all the locks, putting gum over any doorbell cameras we have, canceling our insurance, and none of it is going to be for any reason other than: they want us unprepared and vulnerable. They want chaos for us.
If you think I've forgotten about the hurricane satellites, think again. The Navy is permanently unplugging them this week, on the brink of the busiest stretch of the season. There's so much more to this story, and I have the latest scoop. ⬇️
Navy Set to Unplug Critical Hurricane Satellites this Week
Abrupt termination of satellite data by U.S. Department of Defense sends forecasters scrambling for a fix on the brink of the busiest stretch of the hurricane season
michaelrlowry.substack.com
July 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The government is walking into our house, knocking down the smoke detectors, hammering off all the locks, putting gum over any doorbell cameras we have, canceling our insurance, and none of it is going to be for any reason other than: they want us unprepared and vulnerable. They want chaos for us.
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