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The Smol Bear 🐻
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Nerd, shit poster, library worker. Likely to be found giving facts about animals http://ko-fi.com/thebearheir
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“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Let me tell you a tale of how completely the normies have been mobilized. My 14 year-old niece has done School of Rock for the past 5 years; last summer she was part of their touring band, and the kids loved playing together so much that they decided to keep doing it. (1/?)
February 16, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Magnificent acting by Bertie Carvel bringing Prince Baelor Breakspear to life and death for us all.
His ending scene will be one that haunts people for years to come. #TKOTSK
February 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Dunk beating Aerion with his own shield and then dragging him by his heel to withdraw his complaint was just chefs kiss #TKOTSK
February 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I never thought about Dunk living through the Blackfyre Rebellion and I loved seeing the end of it from his perspective. #TKOTSK
February 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I know how everything ends but fuck they did that so well #TKOTSK
February 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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The only Dunk contest that matters this weekend involves a Trial of Seven.
February 15, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Gotta love Olympic tradition- the passage of the torch, the ceremonial lighting of the flame, the series of articles about condoms running out from journalists seething that super fit people are fucking
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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This is some serial killer shit.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Here’s your reminder that the heart of St Valentine rests in Dublin, Ireland and was given as a gift by Pope Gregory XVI to Fr John Spratt, a noted teacher who spent time in Rome. After his passing, the heart was put into storage and went missing for 120 YEARS before being found
Photo: Arthur Carron
February 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Wintersmith

“Romancin’ is verra important, ye ken. Basically it’s a way the boy can get close to the girl wi’oot her attackin’ him and scratchin’ his eyes oot.”
Discworld QOTD, from Sourcery
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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My acrylic keychains came in time for Katsucon! Wahoo! We are in the dealers hall at J3. I will have them in the shop soon, too.

Thanks for being so kind and so supportive.
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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*nodding*
February 13, 2026 at 10:54 AM
In college, sleep was for the weak.

Now I am the weak, and I want my sleep pattern to get its shit together
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
If you haven’t seen elsewhere, Stuart had emergency surgery yesterday due to bladder stones which caused a urinary track blockage.
He hates the cone of shame but the onesie is also an affront to him in general.
February 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Snowboard Cross started with too many beers and a bet right?
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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he’s a self-identified incel who says he’s never been with a woman and buddy it shows
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Everything the House passes is called some shit like the PROTECT Act and it makes it illegal to vote or have a bank account if you can't prove that you're genetically Christian.
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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I just recorded a 30 minute video about the theology of the Warriror Cats books.
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Bro, your ICE guys wear literal masks to cover their faces, let’s not talk about IDs.
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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For Small Business Saturday (and every day), consider supporting independent arts, crafts and more direct from creators right here on Bluesky! I worked with @davis.social to make the #BlueSkyNightMarket feed; add it here to shop: bsky.app/profile/did:...

Creators, check the flyer to participate!
November 25, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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Fuck Otis.
February 11, 2026 at 10:41 AM