Andrew Thomas Jordan
@theatj.bsky.social
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Andrew Thomas Jordan
@theatj.bsky.social
· Aug 29
A man born in the 1940s that had a leg up from the business his father started has been making erratic decisions at his current job, baffling most of the population while a small but fervent group loudly supports him…It’s just insane that Jerry Jones can be trusted to run the Dallas Cowboys.
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Doing “Je suis Charlie” for a notorious pedophile and trafficker whose ties to the powerful reveal an evil network that abused girls and tried to control the fate of the world. Very bold move.
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Doing “Je suis Charlie” for a notorious pedophile and trafficker whose ties to the powerful reveal an evil network that abused girls and tried to control the fate of the world. Very bold move.
Bronson spotted
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Bronson spotted
Knicks coming alive in double OT
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Knicks coming alive in double OT
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Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
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again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
He means they’re gonna shoot people in the chest instead of the head
After Trump tells NBC News he could maybe use a "softer touch" on immigration, we immediately get the "different tone" narrative from CNN.
Brianna Keilar: "A change of tone for the president. Softer touch."
David Chalian: "He acknowledged learning something that this requires a softer touch."
Brianna Keilar: "A change of tone for the president. Softer touch."
David Chalian: "He acknowledged learning something that this requires a softer touch."
February 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
He means they’re gonna shoot people in the chest instead of the head
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the Swiss mixed doubles curling team is married and when their game ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 5 minutes with the Olympics music playing
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
the Swiss mixed doubles curling team is married and when their game ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 5 minutes with the Olympics music playing
That sound you hear is inboxes filling up with Marvin Harrison Jr. trade offers
LaFleur brings in Nathaniel Hackett as Cards OC
LaFleur brings in Nathaniel Hackett as Cards OC
Cardinals hired former Jets offensive coordinator Nathaniel Hackett as their offensive coordinator.
dlvr.it
February 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
That sound you hear is inboxes filling up with Marvin Harrison Jr. trade offers
Oh man this whistleblower shit is gonna be flames
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Oh man this whistleblower shit is gonna be flames
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Took them just two years to raze the joint. defector.com/the-washingt...
The Washington Post Lays Off A Third Of Its Workforce, Is Dead | Defector
The Washington Post is being gutted. Jeff Bezos, one of the handful of wealthiest people on the planet, is through pretending to be a conscientious steward of the 150-year-old newspaper, and is now ra...
defector.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Took them just two years to raze the joint. defector.com/the-washingt...
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this whole thing is on Bezos, a perfect example of why billionaires will not save us
for years he supported the Post and then he decided destroying it utterly at the altar of a wannabe dictator better served his personal ambitions, so he did
institutions shouldn’t live or did at one man’s whim
for years he supported the Post and then he decided destroying it utterly at the altar of a wannabe dictator better served his personal ambitions, so he did
institutions shouldn’t live or did at one man’s whim
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
this whole thing is on Bezos, a perfect example of why billionaires will not save us
for years he supported the Post and then he decided destroying it utterly at the altar of a wannabe dictator better served his personal ambitions, so he did
institutions shouldn’t live or did at one man’s whim
for years he supported the Post and then he decided destroying it utterly at the altar of a wannabe dictator better served his personal ambitions, so he did
institutions shouldn’t live or did at one man’s whim
My team avi when I create an Iron Chef themed dynasty league
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
My team avi when I create an Iron Chef themed dynasty league
I yearn for competent leadership that gives a fuck about people, not staying in office to funnel money to Israel
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I yearn for competent leadership that gives a fuck about people, not staying in office to funnel money to Israel
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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"I'm so smart I could be a pedophile with no help" is such a flex. Checkmate losers.
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"I'm so smart I could be a pedophile with no help" is such a flex. Checkmate losers.
Just watching George Stephanopoulos let Todd Blanche off the hook over and over and over. If you just want to get a quote start a fucking podcast. The guy is just lying to you over and over and you give zero pushback. Not a stitch of journalism happening.
February 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Just watching George Stephanopoulos let Todd Blanche off the hook over and over and over. If you just want to get a quote start a fucking podcast. The guy is just lying to you over and over and you give zero pushback. Not a stitch of journalism happening.
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These people sure loved sending each other emails!
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 PM
These people sure loved sending each other emails!
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it's too late. i've already depicted myself as the cool and confident ilhan omar and depicted you as the disheveled erratic town hall freak
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 AM
it's too late. i've already depicted myself as the cool and confident ilhan omar and depicted you as the disheveled erratic town hall freak
Super Bowl winners like Dilfer, Foles, Stidham…
January 25, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Super Bowl winners like Dilfer, Foles, Stidham…
I love that like the first time he probably actually thought about people owning a gun his first reaction was immediately anti 2A.
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have a right to break the law." (Pretti was carrying a gun legally.)
January 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I love that like the first time he probably actually thought about people owning a gun his first reaction was immediately anti 2A.
New idea: If you’re too old and feeble to be out with a shovel to do the photo op and actually clean a few sidewalks you’re not allowed to run for reelection.
January 25, 2026 at 3:12 PM
New idea: If you’re too old and feeble to be out with a shovel to do the photo op and actually clean a few sidewalks you’re not allowed to run for reelection.
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Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Thanks for the screenshot from the billionaire nazi website!
January 24, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Thanks for the screenshot from the billionaire nazi website!