Andrew Thomas Jordan
@theatj.bsky.social
Professional Magician - do not attempt
Imagine if it was national news that your ass hurts so bad you might not make it into work. The mental fortitude needed to be a professional athlete today absolutely floors me.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Imagine if it was national news that your ass hurts so bad you might not make it into work. The mental fortitude needed to be a professional athlete today absolutely floors me.
Want to see my favorite move when I’m sent an insulting dynasty trade?
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Want to see my favorite move when I’m sent an insulting dynasty trade?
Psyched to see we’re focusing on the important stuff!
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Psyched to see we’re focusing on the important stuff!
@davidjroth.bsky.social I want to make sure what I just earnestly laughed at was a Dennis Miller impression?
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social I want to make sure what I just earnestly laughed at was a Dennis Miller impression?
Worse when we zoom out a little
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Worse when we zoom out a little
This ain’t too shabby tho
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This ain’t too shabby tho
Me, a one time Jets fan watching the Patriots have a fun team again.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Me, a one time Jets fan watching the Patriots have a fun team again.
Just a work of art.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Just a work of art.
And sometimes you churn and churn and get lucky when someone offers to overpay because you know they like “names” like Swift over the growth Robinson has had this season.
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
And sometimes you churn and churn and get lucky when someone offers to overpay because you know they like “names” like Swift over the growth Robinson has had this season.
Seriously tho. It is so fun to churn a disappointing roster with big and small moves.
October 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Seriously tho. It is so fun to churn a disappointing roster with big and small moves.
You. Cannot. Stop. Me.
October 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You. Cannot. Stop. Me.
I. Am. Wheeling. And. Dealing.
October 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I. Am. Wheeling. And. Dealing.
Really wondering just how much more impressive this IR can get
October 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Really wondering just how much more impressive this IR can get
Hey gang, I need help. Is this good?
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hey gang, I need help. Is this good?
In honor of Jamo getting his extension, I present this from a year ago.
A way to offer me a dynasty trade that will ensure I don’t respond.
A way to offer me a dynasty trade that will ensure I don’t respond.
September 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
In honor of Jamo getting his extension, I present this from a year ago.
A way to offer me a dynasty trade that will ensure I don’t respond.
A way to offer me a dynasty trade that will ensure I don’t respond.
Saquon going nuts has me thinking about one of my favorite dynasty teams in a league that folded this offseason. Really hurt seeing this team Thanos dusted…
September 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Saquon going nuts has me thinking about one of my favorite dynasty teams in a league that folded this offseason. Really hurt seeing this team Thanos dusted…
Oh yeah fantasy WNBA is going great, why do you ask?
August 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh yeah fantasy WNBA is going great, why do you ask?
I think we should publicly name creeps
August 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I think we should publicly name creeps
Love to see the academy stepping up
July 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Love to see the academy stepping up
Obviously AI as it exists is a scourge and it was specifically aimed at creative fields early on but there’s one very important thing its users will never see. It doesn’t protect you from being unremarkable. Just look at this!
July 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Obviously AI as it exists is a scourge and it was specifically aimed at creative fields early on but there’s one very important thing its users will never see. It doesn’t protect you from being unremarkable. Just look at this!
Who is the MLB’s Chip Kelly because after this whole Cal Raleigh thing I’m gonna need to know the first coach that says “measure their butts”
July 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Who is the MLB’s Chip Kelly because after this whole Cal Raleigh thing I’m gonna need to know the first coach that says “measure their butts”
Not only is this stupid and a fucking waste. But also it’s so much easier to make fun of this shit when it has a stupid name. This bill is going to ruin people’s lives. Why make it harder for them to identify the fucking thing? You could tag these morons with this over and over…
July 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Not only is this stupid and a fucking waste. But also it’s so much easier to make fun of this shit when it has a stupid name. This bill is going to ruin people’s lives. Why make it harder for them to identify the fucking thing? You could tag these morons with this over and over…
@mobute.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social I’m listening to an old @itschristmastown.bsky.social and there’s a thing at this timestamp about a kid (fake kid?) asking incoherently for something specific for breakfast.
I think he’s trying to ask for cinnamon rolls
I think he’s trying to ask for cinnamon rolls
June 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
@mobute.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social I’m listening to an old @itschristmastown.bsky.social and there’s a thing at this timestamp about a kid (fake kid?) asking incoherently for something specific for breakfast.
I think he’s trying to ask for cinnamon rolls
I think he’s trying to ask for cinnamon rolls
@davidjroth.bsky.social @greenwell.bsky.social I think this was the hardest I’ve laughed at a podcast
June 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social @greenwell.bsky.social I think this was the hardest I’ve laughed at a podcast