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Retired lifeguard
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friends, let me tell you about a little thing called MySpace
Imagining how tedious someone would be who meticulously grooms their friends to be a representative sample
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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This would be an incredible comedy premise though. A friend group realizes that one of them has been using the others for market research for a decade and they were all carefully selected/guided to be representative norms.
Imagining how tedious someone would be who meticulously grooms their friends to be a representative sample
December 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Watching Love Island
December 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
You never hear about godly sums of money
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Nate looks like fly Santa from a multiverse Christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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In Memory of....
Dean Martin (June 7, 1917 – December 25, 1995)
Eartha Kitt (January 17, 1927 – December 25, 2008)
James Brown (May 3, 1933 – December 25, 2006)
🕊🕊🕊
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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"Weiss is following a long-standing instinct to turn every Trump abuse into a debate, a generosity she does not afford targets on the left...impossible to take her objections at face value given the context in which she's operating."
-@jonathanbchait.bsky.social

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Stop Defending Bari Weiss
It is impossible to take her actions at face value given the context in which she is operating.
www.theatlantic.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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My father-in-law is watching a YouTube channel where a guy looks for and sometimes finds old silver dimes; his catchphrase is "it's dime time." As far as I'm concerned my father-in-law is the only person using YouTube properly.
July 18, 2023 at 2:24 AM
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Well that’s a mistake
December 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You need to be more selfish with your comments
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Loser behavior
[Pelissero] As DK Metcalf awaits the appeals hearing on his two-game suspension, a video of the aftermath of his altercation with a fan, who shouts as he returns to his seat: “That was the goal, folks!” twitter.com/TomPelissero...
December 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
HUGE
Ok, so the Bush’s Boca Raton Bowl of Beans trophy will have beans in it.
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My favorite Christmas tradition is Joe Pesci decking a pigeon with a newspaper
December 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
After you, fuckboy
Peter Navarro: "In an age of AI when all the white collar jobs are going away pretty damn quick, I think maybe it's a good time for people to think about having good blue collar jobs ... give tariffs a chance, because they're working"
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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"Anybody that disagrees with me will never be the Fed Chairman!" Trump says in a new post on social media.

The president said that the wants the next chair to lower interest rates if markets are doing well, rather than raise them to "kill Rallies"
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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they got your boy in the motherfucking chicago tribune 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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"Tariffs Unravel India’s Dream of Challenging China in Toymaking" www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Tariffs Unravel India’s Dream of Challenging China in Toymaking
An Indian manufacturer got big contracts with Mattel and Hasbro. Then Trump bumped levies to 50%.
www.bloomberg.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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#GDP 🇺🇸
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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This is critically important. Democrats need to pass it if they retake Congress. Trump will veto it. So pass it again. Campaign on it. Given current polling, corruption of the FBI, and the brutality of ICE and BP, there’s no better time to say, “Federal police are not above the law.”
Restoring Bivens rights: one bill "would allow citizens to sue for damages resulting from constitutional violations committed by federal officers," while the other "would create a cause of action against federal law enforcement agencies and police depts for constitutional violations."
These congressmen want to give you the right to sue federal law enforcement for violating your rights
The proposed bills aim to codify a 1971 Supreme Court ruling that allowed individuals to sue the feds for Fourth Amendment violations.
reason.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Just realized the prevailing conservative view of big cities is the sequence in home alone 2 when Kevin wanders the streets after running away from the hotel
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
They both need to sign home and homes with Liberty yesterday
Notre Dame to play BYU with USC rivalry paused
Notre Dame and BYU have agreed to a home-and-home series beginning next season, marking a halt in the Fighting Irish's longtime annual series with rival USC.
www.espn.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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More state-sponsored capitalism. This time, the government dictates capital return.
Trump: "We're also going to be talking about buybacks. They spend so much money on buybacks. They want to buy back their stock. I don't want them to buy back their stock. I want them to put the money in plant and equipment so they can build these planes fast, rapidly, like, immediately."
December 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM