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Retired lifeguard
My boy was a handsome baby
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The tail end of when crime was actually bad, ironically
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Maybe not favorite but it’s up there
October 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Look at the adjustment and body control
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I can’t take CrossFit seriously when this exists
October 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Found my fifth grade writing project. I was a weird kid
October 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Epic find in my parents arrived
October 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I was very clear that conflict is the underlying reason and fuckboy called her a horrible person
October 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hang it in the louvre
October 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Josh 5…I am sorry
September 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
See, games like today are how Klubnik tricked the national media with his stat line. These aren’t lights out, but he’s played soooooo much worse
September 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
He’s in his late Beamer era
September 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Oh fuck yeah bro
September 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
September 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
September 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Some people call me
September 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Totally normal behavior
September 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
House fell on the cat. Funeral sparsely attended
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I missed a spot
September 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Bahahaha Ostapenko looks a touch jealous
August 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This guy gave my daughter a baseball at a minor league game this year. I’m excited for this kid, even if he plays in the Mets system
August 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
5 Below saw me coming a mile away
August 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
We back
August 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Dude, you can just say you don’t like something without making it a thing
August 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
What do you mean
August 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM