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A nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka! (now with dashes instead of underscores)
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Generally think it's unhelpful to share Twitter screenshots here, for all the obvious reasons, but someone passed along, and think this vital information needs to be known to all.
January 17, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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The realest thing ever said about working in the arts
Natural talent is nothing compared to the ability to keep making shit long after everyone else has given up
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Also, thinking you can recreate Harrison Ford in his prime is just the height of hubris. Can’t be done, might summon the mighty wrath of the gods, etc.
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Listen: if we’re going to be subjected to endless retreads of nostalgic media properties, can we at least stop having the opening scene feature Digitally De-Aged Movie Star? I don’t care how good you think the technology is, it’s just distracting and weird.
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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1. Them dudes have CHEMISTRY with each other. Bring that back. Chemistry test these actors before you inflict them upon us.

2. On God, give unknowns a chance. Please!
I will stop talking about Heated Rivalry, but one of the reasons it has become such a big thing is this is the way Hollywood is supposed to work! Two actors working as waiters who get a shot and made the most of it and now are going to be stars! It feels like that never happens anymore.
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Down on my knees begging writers to talk to a single romance readers before churning out yet another absolutely unhinged Heated Rivalry take
SURE, yes, those are the correct literary antecedents.
January 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
It is indeed too cold outside. The sun really needs to step it up.
January 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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It was the omg of times, it was the Jfc of times
September 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yeah, those do seem more petri-dish-like. IDK, follow your heart.
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
If it doesn’t smell weird and it goes on smooth, I probably wouldn’t ever throw it away, especially if the color wasn’t readily available. But I wear lipstick, like, once a year and don’t make the best choices, so.
January 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Endlessly amused that all I hear about 9-1-1 is the shipping drama when this is apparently what’s happening in the actual show about firefighters.
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Little girl in line for Chinese food said, “Ooooh, I can TASTE the dump-a-ling!” and frankly that’s the kind of energy I want to bring to 2026.
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Mom Update: She just referred to Beaver Nuggets, the famous Bucc-ee's snack food, as "Bucky's Nuts," and I snorted sparkling water out my nose. Do not recommend.
January 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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let's go Peruvian shaman prophesy part II
A group of Peruvian shamans gathered on a beach in southern Lima to perform their annual New Year ritual, delivering predictions for 2026 that included the fall of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and a serious illness for US President Donald Trump
January 4, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
BTW, I found this out by flipping over to The Martian and starting a sentence with “I mean, Matt Damon isn’t my favorite, but—“ and receiving A Look. Backpedaling time.
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Apparently my mom is not a believer. 😂
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Just this moment discovered that my mom has a thing for Matt Damon. She says: “I don’t know, he just seems nice. Unlike that Ben Affleck. But they’re friends, apparently.” I have heard that, Mom.
January 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Only a little miffed that it waited until after dark to finally rain properly.
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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Call your reps + please read the thread. Do it now, please.

Script.
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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ITS THAT TIME AGAIN
January 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
College BFF sends me handwritten postcards all the time and they absolutely make my day.
Fun tip:

If you like your nations postal service, keep sending letters to people. There's been a reduction of letters sent over the years, so grab yourself a pack of postcards and get writing. Send your friends and family a handwritten note or letter. It'll be a lovely surprise for them.
Be a hand-written letter in a world full of text messages.
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I’m sure that’s fine.
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM