Franken-Spooker
@thatsthatmespresso.bsky.social
They/Them
Idc about thanksgiving so it's still halloween til christmas.
Glory to the Working Class.
Idc about thanksgiving so it's still halloween til christmas.
Glory to the Working Class.
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5000 people have signed up to run for office with @runforsomething.net in the last week. Between the election wins & the shutdown fury, we’re taking that momentum in to 2026.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
5000 people have signed up to run for office with @runforsomething.net in the last week. Between the election wins & the shutdown fury, we’re taking that momentum in to 2026.
keep opening a new post and then seeing how much i gotta redact and i just close the app
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
keep opening a new post and then seeing how much i gotta redact and i just close the app
me: injures my nut
me: "i mean i still gotta cum in my wife tho"
me: "i mean i still gotta cum in my wife tho"
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
me: injures my nut
me: "i mean i still gotta cum in my wife tho"
me: "i mean i still gotta cum in my wife tho"
NY POST IS OUR LINE FOR REAL VS. FAKE?!
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
NY POST IS OUR LINE FOR REAL VS. FAKE?!
tgirl pro tip:
just because you have girl nuts doesn't mean they're immune to testicular injuries
ur ovaries dangle dawg
they're not protected by shit
this is a fuckin' terrible design
protect your sack.
just because you have girl nuts doesn't mean they're immune to testicular injuries
ur ovaries dangle dawg
they're not protected by shit
this is a fuckin' terrible design
protect your sack.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
tgirl pro tip:
just because you have girl nuts doesn't mean they're immune to testicular injuries
ur ovaries dangle dawg
they're not protected by shit
this is a fuckin' terrible design
protect your sack.
just because you have girl nuts doesn't mean they're immune to testicular injuries
ur ovaries dangle dawg
they're not protected by shit
this is a fuckin' terrible design
protect your sack.
my nut: hey dog we're gonna feel like we're on fire and being crushed by a vice at the same time
me: oh word we go ER
ER: so there's a lack of bloodflow on that side but you're fine dw give us $1500 and buy an athletic cup and also go fuck yourself you stupid bitch
me: aight.
me: oh word we go ER
ER: so there's a lack of bloodflow on that side but you're fine dw give us $1500 and buy an athletic cup and also go fuck yourself you stupid bitch
me: aight.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
my nut: hey dog we're gonna feel like we're on fire and being crushed by a vice at the same time
me: oh word we go ER
ER: so there's a lack of bloodflow on that side but you're fine dw give us $1500 and buy an athletic cup and also go fuck yourself you stupid bitch
me: aight.
me: oh word we go ER
ER: so there's a lack of bloodflow on that side but you're fine dw give us $1500 and buy an athletic cup and also go fuck yourself you stupid bitch
me: aight.
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I also want to remind you that
EVERYTHING THE EMPIRE CLAIMS IS FAKE, EVERY ACCUSATION IS AN ADMISSION, ALWAYS, 100% OF THE TIME.
WE ARE INSIDE THE MOST EVIL SOCIETY ON EARTH TO EVER EXIST AND WE ARE THE MOST PROPAGANDIZED POPULATION ON EARTH.
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HAVING WRONG CONVICTIONS, BUT TRY.
EVERYTHING THE EMPIRE CLAIMS IS FAKE, EVERY ACCUSATION IS AN ADMISSION, ALWAYS, 100% OF THE TIME.
WE ARE INSIDE THE MOST EVIL SOCIETY ON EARTH TO EVER EXIST AND WE ARE THE MOST PROPAGANDIZED POPULATION ON EARTH.
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HAVING WRONG CONVICTIONS, BUT TRY.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I also want to remind you that
EVERYTHING THE EMPIRE CLAIMS IS FAKE, EVERY ACCUSATION IS AN ADMISSION, ALWAYS, 100% OF THE TIME.
WE ARE INSIDE THE MOST EVIL SOCIETY ON EARTH TO EVER EXIST AND WE ARE THE MOST PROPAGANDIZED POPULATION ON EARTH.
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HAVING WRONG CONVICTIONS, BUT TRY.
EVERYTHING THE EMPIRE CLAIMS IS FAKE, EVERY ACCUSATION IS AN ADMISSION, ALWAYS, 100% OF THE TIME.
WE ARE INSIDE THE MOST EVIL SOCIETY ON EARTH TO EVER EXIST AND WE ARE THE MOST PROPAGANDIZED POPULATION ON EARTH.
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HAVING WRONG CONVICTIONS, BUT TRY.
idc if you're supporting me or not, the moment you post a fucking google ai screenshot, you fucking buffoon.
absolute fuckin' lemming, outsourcing your own fuckin' brain and your own fuckin' viewpoint in the damn debate you wanted to be in.
fuckin' unreal, stupid ass mfer type shit.
absolute fuckin' lemming, outsourcing your own fuckin' brain and your own fuckin' viewpoint in the damn debate you wanted to be in.
fuckin' unreal, stupid ass mfer type shit.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
idc if you're supporting me or not, the moment you post a fucking google ai screenshot, you fucking buffoon.
absolute fuckin' lemming, outsourcing your own fuckin' brain and your own fuckin' viewpoint in the damn debate you wanted to be in.
fuckin' unreal, stupid ass mfer type shit.
absolute fuckin' lemming, outsourcing your own fuckin' brain and your own fuckin' viewpoint in the damn debate you wanted to be in.
fuckin' unreal, stupid ass mfer type shit.
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Brianna Ghey was not murdered in cold blood by a phone. Or a social media app. She was murdered in cold blood with knives plunged into her 28 times by two 15-year-olds fed a constant stream of hate and dehumanization by UK corporate media and the UK government.
Two teenagers were radicalized by the transphobic political climate into seeing a 15 year old girl as less than human. They killed the girl, and then the girl's grieving mother chose to embark on a moral panic crusade against "self-harm", acquitting the actual perpetrators of her daughter's demise.
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Brianna Ghey was not murdered in cold blood by a phone. Or a social media app. She was murdered in cold blood with knives plunged into her 28 times by two 15-year-olds fed a constant stream of hate and dehumanization by UK corporate media and the UK government.
I find it pretty interesting that the Dems claim to represent their constituents but their constituents are finding torches and pitchforks rn lmaooo.
Like mfers all hate you and think you have no spine because of how poorly you represent them, yet you believe...you're gonna keep office??
Like mfers all hate you and think you have no spine because of how poorly you represent them, yet you believe...you're gonna keep office??
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I find it pretty interesting that the Dems claim to represent their constituents but their constituents are finding torches and pitchforks rn lmaooo.
Like mfers all hate you and think you have no spine because of how poorly you represent them, yet you believe...you're gonna keep office??
Like mfers all hate you and think you have no spine because of how poorly you represent them, yet you believe...you're gonna keep office??
kratom was introduced into american society specifically to target ppl with adhd and autism
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with papers taped to it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with papers taped to it .
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November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
kratom was introduced into american society specifically to target ppl with adhd and autism
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
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ok this is something I wonder if devs/publishers don’t get when they’re stingy with codes late in judging. the reason you are getting asked for more codes is because judges have been Intrigued. this can lead to awards or at the least some people championing it & helping get eyes on it!
IT IS A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOU GET ASKED FOR A BUNCH MORE KEYS LATE IN JUDGING
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
ok this is something I wonder if devs/publishers don’t get when they’re stingy with codes late in judging. the reason you are getting asked for more codes is because judges have been Intrigued. this can lead to awards or at the least some people championing it & helping get eyes on it!
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Because this is a brand-destroying action by Senate Dems.
Interesting that NY gov Kathy Hochul felt compelled to put out a statement against Dems' deal to end the shutdown
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Because this is a brand-destroying action by Senate Dems.
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Revealing division in my timeline between (1) my insider friends who have lived privileged lives who are very keen that we defend the BBC and think it's important it survives and (2) my outsider friends who feel (at best) ambivalent about the BBC's survival.
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Revealing division in my timeline between (1) my insider friends who have lived privileged lives who are very keen that we defend the BBC and think it's important it survives and (2) my outsider friends who feel (at best) ambivalent about the BBC's survival.
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This is the Senate equivalent of thinking the stripper likes you.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
This is the Senate equivalent of thinking the stripper likes you.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
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I genuinely think that trans people need to fight a bigger fight about research ethics governing our treatment. "Trans rights are human rights" is vague.
No research without consent is specific.
No research without consent is specific.
It's right that trans people should be able to refuse to be subjects in research being conducted with an aim of reducing their options in life, reducing their comfort and wellbeing.
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I genuinely think that trans people need to fight a bigger fight about research ethics governing our treatment. "Trans rights are human rights" is vague.
No research without consent is specific.
No research without consent is specific.
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So the Oslo University Hospital group that got caught doing illegal research on trans minors actually applied for an exemption to privacy regulations and got denied... THREE TIMES!
Then went ahead and tried to be sneaky about it anyway!
Then went ahead and tried to be sneaky about it anyway!
Vi har avdekket at forskerne fikk avslag på fritak fra taushetsplikten og fra å innhente samtykke til forskning fra pasientene - tre ganger.
De gjennomførte forskningsprosjektet likevel.
De gjennomførte forskningsprosjektet likevel.
Forskere felt for ulovlig forskning på transpersoner
– nå er de klaget inn igjen
Forskerne som er felt for ulovlig forskning på transpersoner, har også tidligere villet forske på den samme gruppen.
www.forskning.no
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
So the Oslo University Hospital group that got caught doing illegal research on trans minors actually applied for an exemption to privacy regulations and got denied... THREE TIMES!
Then went ahead and tried to be sneaky about it anyway!
Then went ahead and tried to be sneaky about it anyway!
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"cancelled for our views on biological sex" is a code phrase that means "given extreme lenience for actual crimes while continuing to be treated as relevant experts despite our demonstrable lack of competence"
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"cancelled for our views on biological sex" is a code phrase that means "given extreme lenience for actual crimes while continuing to be treated as relevant experts despite our demonstrable lack of competence"
corvettes are so fucking stupid
[obsessively checks various sites for a good one since everyone ruined Japanese cars by making an economy car and a Corvette cost the fucking same so now drift cars aren't cheap or easy and a corvette solves fuckin' 15 problems buying a shitty s-chassis creates]
[obsessively checks various sites for a good one since everyone ruined Japanese cars by making an economy car and a Corvette cost the fucking same so now drift cars aren't cheap or easy and a corvette solves fuckin' 15 problems buying a shitty s-chassis creates]
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
corvettes are so fucking stupid
[obsessively checks various sites for a good one since everyone ruined Japanese cars by making an economy car and a Corvette cost the fucking same so now drift cars aren't cheap or easy and a corvette solves fuckin' 15 problems buying a shitty s-chassis creates]
[obsessively checks various sites for a good one since everyone ruined Japanese cars by making an economy car and a Corvette cost the fucking same so now drift cars aren't cheap or easy and a corvette solves fuckin' 15 problems buying a shitty s-chassis creates]
"Oh, fuck, we went too far, crank the knob back right."
Its almost as if the democrats got scared of the election results
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"Oh, fuck, we went too far, crank the knob back right."
"SoftBank has sold $6bn in Nvidia"
a cartoon of a man with a hat that says bait shop
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a hat that says bait shop
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November 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
"SoftBank has sold $6bn in Nvidia"
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
SoftBank investing $6bn in intel would be funny
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
SoftBank investing $6bn in intel would be funny