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texturemonkey.bsky.social
guys will literally see this and go "hell yeah"
April 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
procedures
Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people. Panel 1: A grayscale stick person wearing an oversized t-shirt featuring a flag with red, green, blue and black stripes is looking down and talking. Pseudoally: "I want you all to know that you are still valid in the confinement pit. You have my support. I will write strongly worded letters about the need for air conditioning in the pit." From the pit: "There's a ladder right next to you!" Panel 2: The view switches to showing the pit from above, ladder and all. The pit contains a variety of chromatic people, including a small one with a mint green propeller hat and one with animal ears. Pseudoally: "Look, I know it looks simple for me to just take this ladder and pass it down into the pit. But there are procedures here." An orange square-headed person: "It is simple!" Pseudoally: "No because you see, ladder allocation has to be done through the system. Properly." A dark blue person with lime green legs: "They dug the pit without even caring about the system!" Panel 3: The pseudoally pontificates from on high while the orange person watches in the foreground. A moss green person and a pink person with a light blue jacket and bright orange, triangular anime glasses are passing a ladder down into the pit. Pseudoally: "Look, I really wish there was something I could do but- hey what are you doing?" Moss Green: "Helping." Pseudoally: "I don't think extreme methods like this are good for the movement!" Anime Glasses: "We don't give a shit. Step aside."
February 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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paleofuture.bsky.social
The real guy shows up and wins third place
taliajane.bsky.social talia jane ❤️‍🔥 @taliajane.bsky.social · Dec 7
so many people have asked me if i’m going to this today.

obviously i’m going to this today.
a low quality flyer featuring a still of the alleged UHC shooter that reads: look alike competition - december 7th - 1pm - washington square park arch - cash prize. it includes a qr code to a propublica article https://www.propublica.org/article/evicore-health-insurance-denials-cigna-unitedhealthcare-aetna-prior-authorizations
December 7, 2024 at 4:11 PM
texturemonkey.bsky.social
gunna make this question my new "are your keys and wallet in your pockets?"
December 7, 2024 at 6:01 AM
texturemonkey.bsky.social
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the future of community in this country is we bulldoze the suburbs and move into the abandoned malls
youtu.be/J1GIF6VNipE?...
How Shopping Malls Are Being Transformed Into Apartments In The U.S.
YouTube video by CNBC
youtu.be
December 6, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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junlper.beer
just looked into “martial law”. not good, folks
December 3, 2024 at 6:40 PM
texturemonkey.bsky.social
they are retvrning to tradition
December 3, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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crampell.bsky.social
This is madness. If other countries want to sell us solar on the cheap so we can expedite adoption of clean energy, let them. Either climate change is a crisis, or it isn't.
www.reuters.com/business/ene...
US sets tariffs for solar panels from Southeast Asian nations
U.S. trade officials announced on Friday a new round of tariffs on solar panel imports from four Southeast Asian nations after American manufacturers complained that companies there are flooding the market with unfairly cheap goods.
www.reuters.com
December 2, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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nico-encounter.bsky.social
Everytime I think about Rojava and its impossible situation I'm filled with a deep sense of despair for the whole of humanity.
December 1, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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jsthrill.modphi.com
This is the kind of paradox I live for
Screencap of a post: Firstasatragedy • 170d •*• • SPOILER The Paradox of Gilmore Girls and the Sopranos Media In Season 6, episode 4 an episode of the Sopranos, an episode of Gilmore Girls is playing on TV. In Season 7, episode 17 of Gilmore Girls, Richard is wearing a tracksuit. Lorelai makes a joke about it by asking if he's having lunch with Tony Soprano. So obviously this means that both the Sopranos and Gilmore Girls exist as television shows in the other's respective universe. B ut more alarmingly, this means that each universe has now become a televised universe of itself within their own universes. When the Gilmore Girls watch the Sopranos, they will see themselves in the show. Likewise, when Tony Soprano watches Gilmore Girls, he will witness a direct reference to himself. It's like the effect of two mirrors facing each other: the universes of the Gilmore Girls and the Sopranos are infinitely replicated all the way down.
November 29, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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dril.bsky.social
seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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realmoses.bsky.social
LACANIANS BE ALL LIKE 'AYO WHERE THE REHEATED FREUDIANISM AT I NEED ESOTERIC REARTICULATIONS OF ORTHODOX PSYCHOPATHOLOGISING PRACTICES TO JUSTIFY MY REACTIONARY TENDENCIES' 🤣🤣🤣
November 29, 2024 at 10:00 AM
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sean8urson.bsky.social
Outfucking standing photo choice
Article with image of balloon Luffy about to destroy a cop
November 29, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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slammer.bsky.social
September 25, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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acerubin.bsky.social
I’m into fitness….
fitness this whole pizza into my mouth 🍕🍕
November 27, 2024 at 2:15 AM
texturemonkey.bsky.social
MY GF IS SO CUTE I CANT
November 26, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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nacl.sh
venn diagram Conservatives Can't Tell Leftists And Liberals Apart Likes Guns Likes Capitalism Leftists Don't Bother Telling Conservatives And Liberals Apart Hates Trump Likes Guns Liberals Think Leftists And Conservatives Are Equally Bad Hates Trump Likes capitalism (at the very center of it all, where the three groups overlap) Hates Leftists
November 25, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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councilestatemedia.uk
I've literally been homeless at a time when the line on a graph was doing well. I think I was expected to he happy about that.
November 22, 2024 at 9:07 AM
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potatobolshevik.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 6:29 AM
texturemonkey.bsky.social
it would honestly be so funny if the world ended before Trump's inauguration because of this just with absolutely nobody paying attention
babadookspinoza.bsky.social they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · Nov 18
The closest this article gets to noting the real danger behind this move—which flies in the face of the Cold War logic of avoiding a “hot” war—is when it briefly quotes a Russian official, who “warned Moscow’s response would be immediate. ‘This is a very big step towards the start of WWIII.’”
Ukraine Biden lifts ban on Ukraine using US weapons to strike deeper into Russia Officials have suggested permission for wider use could be response to North Koreans joining war on Putin's side Dan Sabbagh in Kyiv
November 18, 2024 at 7:54 AM
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wxnb.bsky.social
The Philippines have now been hit by four typhoons in the span of just 10 days.

Can't say I recall ever seeing this before.
November 17, 2024 at 11:35 AM