Tess Huelskamp
tesshuelskamp.bsky.social
Tess Huelskamp
@tesshuelskamp.bsky.social
2004 Mid-Michigan 3rd Grade Bike Poster Safety Contest winner
As a law student I have learned:

✅ the four factors a plaintiff needs to prove to establish negligence
❌ how to spell the word “negligence”
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My Civil Procedure textbook: how should the court handle this basic question?

Me when I don’t know the answer: why would I, just a law student, be so bold as to tell the court how to handle its caseload?
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Not sure who made this, but probably the most accurate representation of the current state of tech to date
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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One lesson of the Sandwich Guy Case is now more than ever when you are called to jury duty you should go
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Requiring government ID just to make an app is a disaster for speech, privacy, and innovation. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Application Gatekeeping: An Ever-Expanding Pathway to Internet
Apple and Google use their app stores to shape what apps you can and cannot have on devices, but now more governments—including the U.S. government—are using legal and extralegal tools to lean on
www.eff.org
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Wrote my first legal memos for school and only used the word reasonable/unreasonable 78 times in an 11-page paper ☠️
October 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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WOW! Protesters created a HUGE human sign on San Francisco’s Ocean Beach reading “No Kings YES on 50” to support California’s Prop 50 and stand up against Donald Trump’s fascist regime
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Flying cars are the perfect example of a point solution: trying to solve a systemic problem (traffic) with an individual product (fly over the traffic).

But traffic is not a technology problem; it's a social problem. Remote work, congestion fees, and dense transit-connected housing solve it better.
which then begs the question of why you want flying cars instead of whatever mass transportation equivalent you imagine
October 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This 80 degree weather at the beginning of October is weirding me out 😅
October 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years.

Speaks for itself.
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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You guys should really considering having some kind of governing document for the country that says people are allowed to say stuff without the government punishing them for it. Would be really useful around now.
September 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?
September 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I’m pretty worried about the War on Money Laundering, the War on Cybercrime, and a lot of other wars we seem to have given up on.
Not that I am into the drug war etc, but what law enforcement *isn't* happening while 12,000+ agents get reassigned?
"The reassignments are huge numbers...It includes one in five US marshals (650 of 3,892), one in five FBI agents (2,840 of 13,700), half of DEA agents (2,181 of 4,620), over two-thirds of the ATF (1,778 of 2,572), and nearly 90 percent of Homeland Security Investigations (6,198 of 7,100).”
September 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Day One of being a law student (and not a software engineer) and I already ran into problems logging into my school’s wifi because I made my password be too long for eduroam 🤦🏼‍♀️
September 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It is August. What the heck is going on in the Reese’s peanut butter pumpkin patch and why are the pumpkins here already?!?
August 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My law school just sent out my orientation schedule it just hit me I’ll be back in school in a few weeks 😁
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a green shirt .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a green shirt .
media.tenor.com
July 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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At the risk of getting yelled at, this is part of why I keep saying blue state NIMBYism is a travesty for democracy. When we make it so that low-income immigrants, LGBTQ people and pregnant people can't afford to live where they want, think about what they end up being subject to.
Which means a baby born in New York to undocumented parents will be a citizen. But a baby born to undocumented parents in Kentucky will not be a citizen.

This is madness.
June 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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something that stands out about this is just how cheap it is for us to have world-leading scientific capacity

we spent ~6.75 trillion last year, and the combined budgets for NIH, NSF and NASA are barely more than 1% of that

what an incredible waste to lose it all for a drop in the bucket
There are 2 previous historical cases of countries destroying their science and universities, crippling them for decades: Lysenkoism in the USSR and Nazi Germany. The Trump administration will be the 3rd.
It's not just budgets but research, institutions, expertise, and training the next generation.
May 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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I would like my vaccines, thank you very much. Go comment.
You do NOT have to accept this! Post on the public comments to pressure them to NOT do this! www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
Regulations.gov
www.regulations.gov
May 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Finally sewed the buttons on the sweater I finished knitting six months ago. Please clap👏🏻
May 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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If you don’t want to take the booster don’t. But to prevent adults from having the choice is depraved.
May 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM