Johnny Hildo, Esq.
@tequilaandweed.bsky.social
More tea and pot than tequila and weed these days. Most funnest unemployed pothead in Nevada 🤙🏻
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Employees of a system built on exploitation did not expect to be included in the exploitation.
#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News
#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News
February 3, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Employees of a system built on exploitation did not expect to be included in the exploitation.
#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News
#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News
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Welp...White House Says Nicki Minaj’s ‘Trump Gold Card’ Is Just A Souvenir, Not A Citizenship Fast Pass And She's Still Eligible For Deportation
#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News
#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News
Welp...White House Says Nicki Minaj’s ‘Trump Gold Card’ Is Just A Souvenir, Not A Citizenship Fast Pass
Prior to receiving the card, Minaj said during a White House appearance that she believes "God is protecting" President Donald Trump.
www.blackenterprise.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Welp...White House Says Nicki Minaj’s ‘Trump Gold Card’ Is Just A Souvenir, Not A Citizenship Fast Pass And She's Still Eligible For Deportation
#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News
#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News
Always timely.
February 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Always timely.
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10/10 ICE protest sign
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
10/10 ICE protest sign
If you ever have the chance, date an apiarist.
They’re keepers.
They’re keepers.
a national geographic wild ad shows a beekeeper
ALT: a national geographic wild ad shows a beekeeper
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
If you ever have the chance, date an apiarist.
They’re keepers.
They’re keepers.
I have realized that I often strangely stimulated by a specific type of pizza crust.
Does that mean I’m pansexual?
Does that mean I’m pansexual?
a man with long hair is holding a box of pizza hut pizza
ALT: a man with long hair is holding a box of pizza hut pizza
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I have realized that I often strangely stimulated by a specific type of pizza crust.
Does that mean I’m pansexual?
Does that mean I’m pansexual?
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Cartoon by Mike Luckovich
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Cartoon by Mike Luckovich
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it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth
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I would love MLB to leave Twitter (formerlyX). Elon Musk is a whites-come-first guy, and MLB is totally integrated.
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I would love MLB to leave Twitter (formerlyX). Elon Musk is a whites-come-first guy, and MLB is totally integrated.
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Please remember that before Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good, ICE/CBP also killed Keith Porter and Silverio Villegas González, and shot Marimar Martinez five times.
January 27, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Please remember that before Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good, ICE/CBP also killed Keith Porter and Silverio Villegas González, and shot Marimar Martinez five times.
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
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On the year anniversary week of Trump in office for a second time, we seem to have literal death squads patrolling the streets of Democratic-run cities.
But sure it was all Trump Derangement Syndrome when some of us were warning about the impending fascism back in 2024. 🤷🏽♂️😡
But sure it was all Trump Derangement Syndrome when some of us were warning about the impending fascism back in 2024. 🤷🏽♂️😡
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
On the year anniversary week of Trump in office for a second time, we seem to have literal death squads patrolling the streets of Democratic-run cities.
But sure it was all Trump Derangement Syndrome when some of us were warning about the impending fascism back in 2024. 🤷🏽♂️😡
But sure it was all Trump Derangement Syndrome when some of us were warning about the impending fascism back in 2024. 🤷🏽♂️😡
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A regular reminder that cops have been doing exactly this to Black Americans for far longer than our cellphone culture has been reporting it.
If we want the nation in which we live to be different, we must organize, rise up, and make it so.
With *diverse tactics* including big strikes and more.
If we want the nation in which we live to be different, we must organize, rise up, and make it so.
With *diverse tactics* including big strikes and more.
Not sure our brains were made to process extrajudicial executions in the streets in real time
January 24, 2026 at 4:35 PM
A regular reminder that cops have been doing exactly this to Black Americans for far longer than our cellphone culture has been reporting it.
If we want the nation in which we live to be different, we must organize, rise up, and make it so.
With *diverse tactics* including big strikes and more.
If we want the nation in which we live to be different, we must organize, rise up, and make it so.
With *diverse tactics* including big strikes and more.
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Something else that wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card …
Taylor Dane music in a Honey Nut Cheerios commercial.
Taylor Dane music in a Honey Nut Cheerios commercial.
a man is wearing a hat and scarf and says bingo
ALT: a man is wearing a hat and scarf and says bingo
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Something else that wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card …
Taylor Dane music in a Honey Nut Cheerios commercial.
Taylor Dane music in a Honey Nut Cheerios commercial.
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Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre confirmed he received this message from Trump:
![NEW: President Trump letter to Jonas Gahr Store links Nobel Prize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jmte4w4x7ukciit6lci6ziau/bafkreihiddkacymmesu2re4n4nmlra6p5u5zepo3donk3p7zqs3l6xi654@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre confirmed he received this message from Trump:
Would the US be so focused on #Greenland if the strategists involved properly understood the Mercator projection?
January 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Would the US be so focused on #Greenland if the strategists involved properly understood the Mercator projection?
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Did you read that there’s a new Olympic sport for amputees?
Partial arts.
Partial arts.
January 17, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Did you read that there’s a new Olympic sport for amputees?
Partial arts.
Partial arts.
Friday night margarita 🤙🏻
January 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Friday night margarita 🤙🏻