Johnny Hildo, Esq.
@tequilaandweed.bsky.social
More tea and pot than tequila and weed these days. Most funnest unemployed pothead in Nevada 🤙🏻
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If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
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Happy Birthday to Hall of Fame skipper, Jim Leyland!
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy Birthday to Hall of Fame skipper, Jim Leyland!
He may be under the impression that Brown is an HBCU.
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
He may be under the impression that Brown is an HBCU.
Ouch.
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Ouch.
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
Gribble-Boomhauer 2028
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Gribble-Boomhauer 2028
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — Federal judge orders unsealing of grand jury transcripts from abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — Federal judge orders unsealing of grand jury transcripts from abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida.
This drink really ties the room together.
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This drink really ties the room together.
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Coquito is a fine, rum-tastic holiday tradition. And sharing my Coquito recipe is one of my holiday traditions.
It's super easy! Blend three cans of store-bought ingredients. Add rum. Taste. Add more rum. Repeat as necessary. 😊
cocktailwonk.com/2019/11/coqu...
It's super easy! Blend three cans of store-bought ingredients. Add rum. Taste. Add more rum. Repeat as necessary. 😊
cocktailwonk.com/2019/11/coqu...
Your Next Holiday Drink Sensation: The Coquito - Cocktail Wonk
A quick and easy recipe for the Coquito, a Puerto Rican Holiday drink made with rum, evaporated milk, sweetened condensed milk, and coconut cream.
cocktailwonk.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Coquito is a fine, rum-tastic holiday tradition. And sharing my Coquito recipe is one of my holiday traditions.
It's super easy! Blend three cans of store-bought ingredients. Add rum. Taste. Add more rum. Repeat as necessary. 😊
cocktailwonk.com/2019/11/coqu...
It's super easy! Blend three cans of store-bought ingredients. Add rum. Taste. Add more rum. Repeat as necessary. 😊
cocktailwonk.com/2019/11/coqu...
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Special brownies, featuring peanut butter swirl for the first time 😶🌫️
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Special brownies, featuring peanut butter swirl for the first time 😶🌫️
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Baseball is a common backdrop for the Fourth of July festivities. The NBA is a staple on Christmas Day.
But the NFL on Thanksgiving reigns supreme.
Here are the most iconic Thanksgiving moments ⤵️
http://dlvr.it/TPVR7G
But the NFL on Thanksgiving reigns supreme.
Here are the most iconic Thanksgiving moments ⤵️
http://dlvr.it/TPVR7G
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Baseball is a common backdrop for the Fourth of July festivities. The NBA is a staple on Christmas Day.
But the NFL on Thanksgiving reigns supreme.
Here are the most iconic Thanksgiving moments ⤵️
http://dlvr.it/TPVR7G
But the NFL on Thanksgiving reigns supreme.
Here are the most iconic Thanksgiving moments ⤵️
http://dlvr.it/TPVR7G
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For years, the Royal Navy’s true rum recipe felt like a ghost—stories, guesses, half-truths. Then a former Royal Navy storehouse man stepped forward with his handwritten notes to reveal a level of detail never publicly known. The latest on my Rum Wonk Substack.
www.rumwonk.com/p/this-man-s...
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This Man Saved the Royal Navy’s Rum Recipe
A forgotten notebook. A chance encounter. The Royal Navy’s rum recipe stayed secret—until now.
www.rumwonk.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
For years, the Royal Navy’s true rum recipe felt like a ghost—stories, guesses, half-truths. Then a former Royal Navy storehouse man stepped forward with his handwritten notes to reveal a level of detail never publicly known. The latest on my Rum Wonk Substack.
www.rumwonk.com/p/this-man-s...
www.rumwonk.com/p/this-man-s...
Early Christmas gift for myself 🤙🏻
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Early Christmas gift for myself 🤙🏻
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Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives