Carlos Armando
@telescopicpoems.bsky.social
My kingdom for tacos, pizza, cat videos, Rays baseball and Packers football. I love Wilco.
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10% funnier every time I watch
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
September 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
10% funnier every time I watch
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The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.
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/3 Trumpists and most of the new Right are shitty people with shitty values from a shitty culture. Responding to their violence with violence may not solve a damn thing. There are good arguments against it. But don’t let them pose for a millisecond as anything but the gleeful thug trash they are.
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
/3 Trumpists and most of the new Right are shitty people with shitty values from a shitty culture. Responding to their violence with violence may not solve a damn thing. There are good arguments against it. But don’t let them pose for a millisecond as anything but the gleeful thug trash they are.
Charlie did none of those things, you sentient hairpiece
The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work: engage with each other, across ideology, through spirited discourse. In a democracy, ideas are tested through words and good-faith debate — never through violence.
September 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Charlie did none of those things, you sentient hairpiece
My three year old messed with the refrigerator settings and had it set to 46F overnight, so guess who had to throw away a bunch of recently purchased foods! 🙃🙃🙃🙃
September 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My three year old messed with the refrigerator settings and had it set to 46F overnight, so guess who had to throw away a bunch of recently purchased foods! 🙃🙃🙃🙃
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
September 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
Overgrown baby is how I like to think of all these MAGA clowns
i am watching clips from the kennedy hearing and one thing that comes across is his petulance at being challenged. he is like an overgrown baby (if that baby were a hot dog you grilled too long)
September 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Overgrown baby is how I like to think of all these MAGA clowns
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Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance.
September 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance.
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Every time RFK speaks—
September 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Every time RFK speaks—
This is a sweet RC Cola sign
August 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is a sweet RC Cola sign
USF has another Gramatica?
August 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
USF has another Gramatica?
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Okay but now you have to win the Super Bowl, Packers. I don't make the rules.
August 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Okay but now you have to win the Super Bowl, Packers. I don't make the rules.
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Also a reminder that when FDOT claims street murals need to be removed for "safety," they are lying and they know they are lying, because they have research that shows street art makes streets SAFER
August 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Also a reminder that when FDOT claims street murals need to be removed for "safety," they are lying and they know they are lying, because they have research that shows street art makes streets SAFER
GO PACK GO. 🧀🧀
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The Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by David Mulugheta and Andre Odom of Athletes first including $136M gtd, per me, @tompelissero.bsky.social & Jane Slater.
The Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by David Mulugheta and Andre Odom of Athletes first including $136M gtd, per me, @tompelissero.bsky.social & Jane Slater.
August 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
GO PACK GO. 🧀🧀
Hell yeah, shorts! It’s hot out there Matthew
August 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hell yeah, shorts! It’s hot out there Matthew
Conversations with my wife
August 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Conversations with my wife
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
I’m seriously contemplating buying an old school Gameboy to play Pokémon Blue/Red
August 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’m seriously contemplating buying an old school Gameboy to play Pokémon Blue/Red
It took two days for my kids to be aware of what a Labubu is.
August 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It took two days for my kids to be aware of what a Labubu is.
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Shout out to Sarah, who is correct. Fuck all other planets, Earth number #1
August 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Shout out to Sarah, who is correct. Fuck all other planets, Earth number #1
Is Joe Maddon back to coaching?
The Cubs have had runners on 2nd and 3rd in 3 straight games.
The Cubs have scored a total of 1 run in those 3 situations.
The Cubs have scored a total of 1 run in those 3 situations.
August 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Is Joe Maddon back to coaching?