Teddy Ruxpin SVU
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@garfsvu1 in the bad place
Permanently online vibing leftist
Marxist/Leninist/Humanist
Jiggery Pokery
Permanently online vibing leftist
Marxist/Leninist/Humanist
Jiggery Pokery
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wait that’s literally ghost turnip
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
wait that’s literally ghost turnip
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
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I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
okay I'll bite what is Mr beast
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
okay I'll bite what is Mr beast
British people will be like 'arse'
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
British people will be like 'arse'
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Joining the war on Christmas on the side of drugs
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Joining the war on Christmas on the side of drugs
Who tucks their ears into a baseball cap, what's going on here?
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Who tucks their ears into a baseball cap, what's going on here?
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If RFKj could cry what would the consistency of the tears be? I bet viscous
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If RFKj could cry what would the consistency of the tears be? I bet viscous
This may be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. If a word for a crime didn't exist then it wasn't a crime.
No. In fact, the word "rape" (as a form of sexual assault) didn't even exist until the 1800s.
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This may be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. If a word for a crime didn't exist then it wasn't a crime.
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Nothing cleans out the morning scum from the mouth like a breakfast IPA
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Nothing cleans out the morning scum from the mouth like a breakfast IPA
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Stephen Miller right now
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Stephen Miller right now
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
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>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
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Brian Kilmeade unprompted making fun of Vance for this proves he doesn’t have the Mandate of Heaven, that man will never be President.
KILMEADE: ”I think JD Vance is jealous. I think the president wants to use Zohran as a running mate.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Brian Kilmeade unprompted making fun of Vance for this proves he doesn’t have the Mandate of Heaven, that man will never be President.
What the fuck are we even doing anymore?
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
What the fuck are we even doing anymore?
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
When I begin my rule as Neo-Stalin the first order of business will be to force all yes/no interactions to have yes on the right, no on the left. Developers who break the rule? 10 years gulag.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
When I begin my rule as Neo-Stalin the first order of business will be to force all yes/no interactions to have yes on the right, no on the left. Developers who break the rule? 10 years gulag.
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i hate this fucking piece of shit i wouldnt spit on him if he was on fire
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i hate this fucking piece of shit i wouldnt spit on him if he was on fire
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this is what ICE has always been. this was always what ICE was meant to be. ICE is an arm of fascist capitalists to brutalize and torment the innocent. a tool to eliminate and stoke fear in the heart of dissenters. it's violent US imperialism's domestic mirror.
NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…”
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
this is what ICE has always been. this was always what ICE was meant to be. ICE is an arm of fascist capitalists to brutalize and torment the innocent. a tool to eliminate and stoke fear in the heart of dissenters. it's violent US imperialism's domestic mirror.